My mum used to type nn2r at the end of texts.
No need to reply.
Then she decided it was a waste of letters.
It's now nn.
My favourite was recently, she texted to say thanks for some note pads.
It said
So luvly2cu n t pads....
Cunt pads.
Makes me laugh every time i see it.
Dear Pom , please could I have a vip badge if you have the time?
Then i will truly feel Speshul.
A fank oooo
I shat on the other side.
So when loz gives up begging for cleaners and flips the stained by baby side over, she's going to get one hell of a surprise!