Lauren Goodger #45 he new teef, me not well, got hair in knot, but love baby gel

[abcdabcd]

Just me who thought "her leg's quite slim and fit!", -before realising that it's actually her cankle?

She's still wearing that overpriced Cartier knock-off, you think Arg 2.0 is still wearing his?

 

[Crowbag]

Aye that was me too! She’s so thick that she thinks that we won’t realise!

So she’s regurgitated this old photo as I mentioned you never see the three of them together. This photo was ages ago Lozza; we document everything on here so do a one like they have in hostage situations with the paper held up so we can see the date (although she’s probs photoshop anyway like the rest of her life)

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Once again la' resigned's face says it all

 

[Pumpkin Head]

He pushed out a begging message to expired OF subscribers last week offering discounts

Fucking hell

 

[Glortard]

Thanks, just had to go and Google it, I never learned after Lorraine Kelly's growler. What is that face

Sorry to derail

That's a tame post as you can find him and Charles at full attention easily online

 

[Allmyownopinion]

He’s commented on her latest post, I really thought he’d legged it

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I don't know what's funniest - that bloody photo or in the tit.

Oh lozza, you are so special.

I know!!!! Charles dreams she looks like that. Or maybe he doesn’t . He must like her natural manly looking Jim Carey face instead.

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

He's using an iPhone 12 case for his iPhone X... case closed.

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So many questions:

Why so many ovens?

What are they used for (lack of evidence from the BYG suggests not for cooking)?

Does she not have a tumble dryer/airer/clothes horse/radiator/ outside rotisserie, whirly thing, if so why drying washing on the oven rails?

What is Oddbod showing LaRocheposay on his phone?

What is making her look completely puzzled and him so amused ("That's ya muther pet, before she got a phone with filters on" maybe)?

Is no-one gifting her any baby clothes anymore as she's never out of babygros?

Edited to add - WTF is she posting now, clicking "why" doesn't let me see:

 

[bargainhunt99]

Was being nosy on chazzy boi insta and he's forgotten to delete our favourite photo of Lozza when she forgot to put the same filter on her mirror reflection to match her face...

Aww, wish it was bigger lol, but even though it's so small you can still see the difference

 

[Gail1233]

Do we think Lozzer bizness woman of the year would have had any chance of forcing an NDA?! She's not got a pot to piss in so isn't going to be lawyer-ing up to get that sorted in the 5mins before she got knocked up by him or any time since, I would say.

I think it was all stage managed by Moleman at the management agency, so possibly yes :-(

 

[Jolie1988]

She's made a point of reminding us that she doesn't have hair extenshuns. "All Mine And I'm Bored".

There's that old saying, Only boring people are bored.
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Home maid

 

[265]

He’s finally got the Hollywood teeth and ditched her !!

Wait,,,, they broke up??? why am I not surprised?

 

[Facehugger]

Sad face. I was so looking forward all the photoshopped Dubia pics

Bloody Dubia! She meant Labia, but as usual her command of the English language fucked up again

 

[bignellie]

Looks like she’s been trying to flog the shit stained sofa for months now… no takers clearly.

"immaculate condition"....oh okay then

 

[lovesthegossipmx]

i think she is taking a leaf out of KP and CW seeing how they are stringing us along and now LG is doing her own version
all for the attention so copying them and we also think LG looks on here

 

[Purpledahlia]

I have no idea why this is in my FYP

One us needs to DM charlie with this as a stocking filler idea for loz

 

[NinaStar90]

Seriously worried about babigels neck.
The design for almost every pre 6 months seat is having the neck slope backwards so they don't have to wobble their neck trying to support themselves.

 

[265]

I know it's 2 days old but this made me laugh

Lauren Goodger gets so wrapped up in motherhood she forgets relationship

Ex-TOWIE star Lauren Goodger gave birth to her first adorable daughter Larose back in July with her boyfriend Charles Drury

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[JakeM]

I'm a veggie so no.
I might have shat on the settee though....

It was you? Poor Larose took all the blame for it. Did you see BYG or Ch’Arg out in the wild?

 

[JakeM]

So did we all Jake. 24 months you say?

I was thinking years rather than months

 

[geordiegirl]

Wot, all those questions you did yourself Lozza