Lauren Goodger #45 he new teef, me not well, got hair in knot, but love baby gel

[Cady1954]

I bet Mark and Michelle are laughing their tits off at Loz begging for the sofa cleaning

Its like an episode of 'Brassic'

 

[JakeM]

The poor bairn looks in need of a big cuddle.
With singing and giggles.
I want to cuddle her.

As long as it’s not Lauren singing.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

yeah it’s a bit weird. He’s also just posted himself at the wheel of a merc… doesn’t big Loz drive a merc? Doubt oddbod would have the funds on his own for one

Yep she has the merc.

they are just trying to drum up story lines or piss off here becsuse she’s sick of being called out for being so fucking thick and ugly.

maybe she’s handed her insta over to her new “PR” person and getting it redone like she wanted. That or still mending from getting LIPO

 

[Eureka]

I bet she’s much prettier in real life too. There is nothing attractive about an alien head and all that contouring. She looks like a crap drag queen.

 

[mrbusiness]

Christ she is so thick

 

[Glortard]

Hope he remains in his daughter's life as he might have something of a positive impact on her.

Jokes about teeth and sinks he did seem to form a bond without her which did not seem simply for a photo.

 

[Jolie1988]

Bet big loz gets the hump with hell fresh yuk as they don't have any sweetcorn on the 'ome maid delights she is punting, she ll do absolutely anything for a free feed like

 

[Chi4]

Bet she’s already had 20 fags, just with coffee this morning !

 

[Amanda Lin]

Never heard mention of a 'floppy' cock in any attempt at sounding sexy before oooh come and get a load of this flaccid limp dick....PMSL

At least he can spell! If the nude modelling is not going well (and why would it??) then perhaps he could be copywriter/social media editor for his BYG GF?

 

[Chi4]

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What the actual fuck . This cannot be real can it ??

 

[lamaitresse]

How the hell does she balance that arse on those skinny heels????
errrrrrm how old is her kid???

Always think she looks like she's breaking wind when I see that photo (she probably thinks it looks like she's doing a sexay slut drop/twerk).

Lauren's quoted from an account called @loveofwomens (?!?!) which tells you all you need to know.

 

[Crowbag]

N is for nasty wind rats
O is for ora (mummy’s calming ora!)
P is for pasty from Greggs
Q is for quarter pounder from McDonald’s
R is for rapper (just like your daddy!)
S is for stron
T is for textbook birth
U is ultasound
V is for me Virgo perfectionist
W is for water birf
X is for xtrordinary bluds
Y is for your never alone
Z is for mummy’s list status!

Fankyew so much for join me teatching my baby gew the albet. Buy guys! X

Brilliant! Well done yungson.

 

[Anna666]

Sorry, you’re right. Poor BYG has enough on her plate.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Have you seen the state of him? I bet they came out as dry as they were going in

Who are we talking about here?? Lozza or Pricey??

And goodger posting she’s got a little brother on Instagram I think that’s what she’s saying, or is she calling LaRose her little brother???

 

[hayleybaby]

Hello ! Newbie here. I have been down a tattle rabbit hole for 3 days since I got directed here from comment on CW’s insta.

I am not convinced the baby is on hospital.Her comment covers baby so you can’t see and the subsequent photos of her does not prove she’s in hospital imo.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Loz posted about baby to direct attention onto her instead of Chaz’s bomb drop about them splitting up

 

[Gullri]

Well now I am convinced the relationship has ended. Reusing that old photo says it all

Yes he’s probably living at his parents by now.

 

[ishaggedhughjackman]

You just can’t make up how ridiculous she is

Imagine you give someone a freebie to promote you on their insta and it's just

YOU SOFA
ME SURPRISED

 

[WordSalad]

Let’s do a Q&A with me, myself and I as I can’t bear to watch itvbe at 9 and see the family that I was so desperate to be part of and loved by

Thanks for that, didn't know The Addams Family was being repeated.

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Fatty Boombatty has been very quiet lately…….she wouldn’t have a reality show filming would she? I read how they culled a whole lot of TOWIE stars recently, imagine if they bought her back !!.
Lauren moves from loo to bed to sofa to fridge to bed to sofa to loo to bed to sofa to fridge. Repeat x 7 days a week.

God I'm knackered just imagining that, off for a lie down now!!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

So I’m still on the fence about them breaking up (I know, stupid me) but I really do hope it’s true and it does feel more likely it’s true as the week has been progressing but I don’t wanna get my hopes up….

it really wouldn’t surprise me if they’re playing us all along and making us think they have split but are they really that smart though??).

like yesterday, she was so careful not to pan across the whole dinner table like she usually does, was Charles sat on her other side

no doubt we’ll find out soon, they don’t even share the capacity of one brain between them to be able to keep up the charade for that much longer