Lauren Goodger #45 he new teef, me not well, got hair in knot, but love baby gel

Jolie1988 said:

I take it she means she is going to Dubai? Her spelling gets worse, they must be split, she ll leave the kid with him and go back to making money as a human toilet

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I read that as if pronouncing George 'dubya' Bush lol xx.

I’m moving to Dubai next year. Hope she’s gone by then

Jolie1988 said:

I take it she means she is going to Dubai? Her spelling gets worse, they must be split, she ll leave the kid with him and go back to making money as a human toilet

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Big Lozza back on camel wanking duty...

She's tagged that vicky gage and some other woman so it sounds like a getaway for all the bewful yung gels I'm guessing la'inconvenience isn't going. She's just had a kid and already she's back to acting like a single ho bag since the dad legged it. Won't be long until her and that beggy goodman one team up as #singlemotherssmashingit

I reckon she’s dumped him…

Used him to get upduffed but reckons she can do better with an Essex hard lad with more money…

He served his purpose for her now. I don’t think he’ll do a kiss and tell because of Larose…

One of the comments on that photo, not wholly sure if it's a compliment or an insult

One year exactly

Crowbag said:

Come on lozza, time for a car park walk.
You need to show yourself to tempt in the next lucky bloke. May I suggest balloons?

Make sure you declare all your earnings when you apply for single parent benefits.

Charlie's contract was obviously up, he's looking for his next work wife.

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I think she’s starting to delete photos of them. I just scrolled through, lost a brain cell or two, and noticed there are a lot fewer of them on her grid

Jolie1988 said:

She's tagged that vicky gage and some other woman so it sounds like a getaway for all the bewful yung gels I'm guessing la'inconvenience isn't going. She's just had a kid and already she's back to acting like a single ho bag since the dad legged it. Won't be long until her and that beggy goodman one team up as #singlemotherssmashingit

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I read that as single mothers mashing shit.

I hope now he's rid of her, he gets rid of them stoopid teef an'all!

Has the Dubia post disappeared?! I can’t see it…

ishaggedhughjackman said:

Has the Dubia post disappeared?! I can’t see it…

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She probably meant to tell her OF subscribers rather than her insta followers!

Crowbag said:

I read that as single mothers mashing shit.

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She ll be doing plenty of that in Dubia

Definitely trouble ahead for Romeo and Juliet with their uploads of shitty quotes

Xxcxcc said:

Hopefully not and he has came to his senses

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Why remove pictures of his daughter though - unless she's NOT his daughter? Maybe the waiter was the guilty party after all the pretence?

WordSalad said:

She'll be going through the release lists of all the nicks in Essex looking for her next 'bad boy' crim.

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It doesn't look like skanky is going to unload Biffa anytime soon so Lozza cannot collect another of that one's escapees on the rebound

All the pics are showing him what he’s lost , or trying to drum up some desperate man to pay for some fake face app pics or even worse ,letting them know she’s off to Dubai for some brown loving or just trying to wind up Ch’Arg . All very childish !

Facehugger said:

I hope now he's rid of her, he gets rid of them stoopid teef an'all!

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I reckon the stoopid teef are the whole reason he was there - it just took longer to get them than he'd anticipated otherwise he'd have been long gone before now. They were his fee for knocking-up Lozza (or did he?)

When I see any of these women in Dubai, these "influencers", wearing next to nothing on hotel balconies- it just makes me despair.
The only way they can become "rich" and "famous" is by whoring themselves out!
They have zero talent, below zero personality- all they can offer is sex- so why are they fucking bothering to carry on degrading themselves over and over, when they know they'll never really make enough money and they'll never really be super famous?
After a while you'd think they'd wise up. The hooking in Dubai ain't working girls. You're not any richer. You have no self-respect. You'll never be happy. Get a fucking grip you absolute hogs!
I work with teenagers and the girls fucking love these insta hoes! Well, they love the pretence of it all.
I've got a baby daughter- and I'd be beside myself if these were the type of women she aspired to be, when she grows up.
There are better ways to get in the paper- like I don't know: volunteer in a hospital, knit some jumpers, sing the national anthem, save a cat stuck up in a tree.
But no, they can't do anything because they have nothing to offer! Even if they tried to offer something actually useful, they would fail miserably. They may aswell be vegetables! And even then, I'm being too harsh on vegetables, which actually have quite a lot to offer society.

We need to keep a look out incase he removes the 'father to @babylarose' bit in his insta bio

She sure does have a drink problem, she used to openly document it when she had one of her columns. The column would be about her giving up the drink and eating crap 24/7 then at the bottom of the page would be a weekly barometer of what she’d consumed and there would be loads of little wine glasses…make it make sense she’s always been a fanny