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Happy for Chaz 
Do we think Lozzer bizness woman of the year would have had any chance of forcing an NDA?! She's not got a pot to piss in so isn't going to be lawyer-ing up to get that sorted in the 5mins before she got knocked up by him or any time since, I would say.
I think it was all stage managed by Moleman at the management agency, so possibly yes :-(
Judging by the people he 'represents' I'd say he hasn't got much of a pot to piss in either, or any clue about NDA's. These are below z-list people. Remember Ch'arg did a tell-all on Katie Price, if anyone had the motivation to keep one of her many men quiet it would be her.
Na that’s definitely his lasagne
Old Oddbod was sensible enough to refuse to sign an NDA when he was with Skanky, so I hope he hasn't signed one for Lozzaraptor either.
Chaz is the kind of bloke who won’t be single for long. I wonder what car crash he will end up with next. Someone younger and skinnier than BYG I imagine.
He could put his footy shirt on, some Nike socks & dazzling new smile and go for that Goodman thing
Haven't been on for a while as there has been nothing of interest to make my blood boil but the rage has been building slowly.......
1. If I see one more photo of the poor little mite bundled in to that dressing gown...she just looks so uncomfortable!
2. Where are the pictures of her interacting with anything other than a phone thrust in her face or a TV?
3. Why is there never (well hardly ever) a picture where Lauren isn't just in her underwear?
4. I predicted way back there would be a magazine deal within a year titled "My life as a single Mumma to my Baby Gel"
And....
5. Never thought I'd say this but I miss the gushy posts Charlie used to post as they used to make me laugh they were so girly
1. If I see one more photo of the poor little mite bundled in to that dressing gown...she just looks so uncomfortable!
2. Where are the pictures of her interacting with anything other than a phone thrust in her face or a TV?
3. Why is there never (well hardly ever) a picture where Lauren isn't just in her underwear?
4. I predicted way back there would be a magazine deal within a year titled "My life as a single Mumma to my Baby Gel"
And....
5. Never thought I'd say this but I miss the gushy posts Charlie used to post as they used to make me laugh they were so girly
Hollyoaks more like
Wait,,,, they broke up??? why am I not surprised?
There's nothing to keep them together. Ms Goodger's celebrity value is dwindling, she doesn't look like she does in photos (yet still peddles the lie she's a hot Insta Hun - er - Facetune/Young filter), she has no Plan B, is thick, lazy, entitled, arrogant and doesn't appear to have a sense of humour, be relatable or likeable. People laugh at her. She isn't someone you'd want to be connected to, if you had any sense and had your eye on climbing the zeleb ladder.
Unfortunately for Charles Drury, he's best-known for being a fling of Katie Price's and he's downgraded to Lauren Goodger. Not sure who's lower on the food chain, next.
Charles is a bit more of a mystery (well, apart from his pr0ny shenanigans and randomly going off on one at haters). If he's got any sense he'll wise up, abandon the sinking ship (thar she blows), and either find himself a new "work wife" or get himself gainful employment far, far away from the hair-flicking, pouting, shape-shifting, self-obsessed Barbapapa.
Unless she's stunning, vibrant, resourceful and amazing company in real life - but I doubt it.
I leave this here lol..the thought came to me when I put the same type of pic on the Katie thread 
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Loz can join the dancing grannys on their extra large moving trolleys. She certainly looks the part x.
Back Thursday night next to catch up after my hoilday
Love from Pom 
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Loz can join the dancing grannys on their extra large moving trolleys. She certainly looks the part
x.Back Thursday night next to catch up after my hoilday
Love from Pom xx
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