Lauren Goodger #44 Motherhood expert in 3 months flat, no one wants a Q&A you awful tw..

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5. She’s hungover, has beer fear and Chunk hasn’t made her dinner yet.
 
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Our BYG just gets more gorgeous by the day ..... Lookin good lozzzzzaaaaa ... I can clearly see the ` diet ` is going well .... So boooooooootiful!!
There she is, our slim BYG that lost all the pregacy weight within a few minutes due to her fabulous diet, looking fabulous as ever. I see she is now doing ASDA pap walks now? Hmm, wonder what happened to the car park?
 
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There she is, our slim BYG that lost all the pregacy weight within a few minutes due to her fabulous diet, looking fabulous as ever. I see she is now doing ASDA pap walks now? Hmm, wonder what happened to the car park?
I'm so glad you appreciate her as much as I do .... such a stunning beauty!!! .... ( I also hope we get those elegant, classy ... set up car park shots, in time for Halloween .... I mean, with the excessive weight loss ` pregacy ` blubber, now CLEARLY GONE ... she will once again, be the most BYG MAIDEN in the land ) .... Im addicted to the walmart freaks at the moment ... why our lozzz isn't in the US, among her people, is confusing me somewhat )
 
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Anna, of course I do. It is impossible not to appreciate such an inspurashun. All those nasty wind rats chasing our A-list yungel and she still remains humble and down to earth. I am crying as I type this
 
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All I want to know is ….. did she really scoff two huge dinners lol ? Or was the hello fresh a recording or lunch or a starter ? Before that other greasy meal ??
You know she scarfed both dinners, she's got hollow legs.
 
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She bike.

There is very little in this world I find more annoying than a stupid meme in third person about a 'woman's strength'
Not least because they're usually posted by self-entitled, poorly educated munters who haven't done a day's work in their lives - and you know that because you went to school with them.
 
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Definitely narc related, shared because of the word ‘rose’, thick bint in nature and stature
 
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I don’t think they use her. Anyone can get that discount, if I open an account I could send you a code with my name on it and get you the same discount. You get £20 credit each time someone uses it so she’s just trying to bank up her credits to get more free food.
 
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That is absolutely mortifying she's done that made it look like any other influencer ad, half-assed attempt at one anyway. I don't know how she dares

That pathetic quote
more like:

She ate
She drank
She filled up her tank
She ate
She stuffed
She showed her muff
She oiled up Larose
And then....She was (food) comatose
 
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Come on bewful, come on out, here look what's waiting for you!
Come on, just come out for a few minutes.
Go on, you can do it.
I'll even find you a filter.
Let's have a lickle lookatchoo.

This is me, lying on the floor tempting byg out with a handful of sweetcorn, some lard and a burger.
 
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Is she a recluse now? One extreme to the other. Maybe she's given up the pretence of being a celebrity
 
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It goes to show that she can fly under the radar when she wants. Obviously all the petrol station/car park based paps don’t bother with suburban Goodyear and Dick Emery. Funny that!
 
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