Here’s KEeeeeeebab man again 
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She didn't even mention leaving Lawowzz in the story, just that it was "mummy and daddy's first break". You'd think she'd say something about how much she missed her bewful babeh gel, no? Or that she was nervous leaving her with the grandparents? Or that she was excited to be back home after being out during the day? Nah but she managed to post yet another Faceapp creation of herself though 
It's always about HER. It just doesn't add up.
It's always about HER. It just doesn't add up.
You guys are killing me tonight - this pair are the worst but also entertainment gold 
Baby takes 29 minutes to latch 9n
Goes out for bacon
Leaves baby
Bottle
Baby can't breastfed
Help derp
Goes out for bacon
Leaves baby
Bottle
Baby can't breastfed
Help derp
So someone they know must have said come down and well give you a free feed and you can promote us… Bike and Ball jump out of their seats, dump 1.5week year old LaWhatshername with her absentee dad she barely knows and who was apparently a bad parent her whole life and runs for their dear lives to Hoover up this massive massive plate of food that they can get for free.You just know this was a first course don’t ya
Yeah that’s Goodger, mother of the year material right there.
This is what bugs me most about the selfish knob. It’s always about HER. Zero self awareness. “Mummy and Daddy’s first break”. What, from 9 days of looking after your much longed for baby? Good luck with the next 18 years, love.She didn't even mention leaving Lawowzz in the story, just that it was "mummy and daddy's first break". You'd think she'd say something about how much she missed her bewful babeh gel, no? Or that she was nervous leaving her with the grandparents? Or that she was excited to be back home after being out during the day? Nah but she managed to post yet another Faceapp creation of herself though
It's always about HER. It just doesn't add up.
It’s always “poor me”, “well deserved break”, “pamper time” etc etc. Drives me bleeping insane. I understand it’s hard work looking after a new born and big respect to any new mother, but this twit makes it sound like she’s been down the coal pit for six months without coming up for air. Woe is me. Get a grip you child and just get on with it, like many mothers before you have done without posting filtered, alien like selfies on Insta.
Oh she's a lazy bleep. No way was she going to cope with a baby. Can't wait til she has a toddler having meltdowns.
First break being to get a bleeping fry up too, you can't make it up at this point. They're nothing but slobs. What's stopping that useless lard arse Chaz from getting a fry up on the go? Dumped Lawowze with the grandparents at the first opportunity, all for a free lunch. I'm surprised the grandparents didn't tell her to shove it up her arse.
Eeee man, I’ve just spat me pork pie out at the cat. That is classic, just like Lawose
. Hahahah I’m sitting on my sofa and this picture has really made me laugh
I've really enjoyed hearing on the messages on how much my waiter pic made people laugh and I'm very flattered as wellPom I had to pinch that face , it cracks me upIt the grin
xx@Chi4 Great to see you with the pic, your welcome to use it
xx @Notredamn ..that's my favourite pic of Chaz too
xxPom hugs
xxLOOOOOOOOOOOOLHere’s KEeeeeeebab man again
xxLOOOOOOOOOOOOLHere’s KEeeeeeebab man again
xxThank you
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If she needs a break now from a supposedly easy baby. She’s already getting bored of that life. She’s going to get super bored. Super quick. Bet her watching Wrighty and Michele getting on that private jet this week must have been a massive stab in the gut.
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The grandparents aren’t going to say no. No one will say no. Everyone will offer. But you don’t expect them to take you up on the offer with a brand new newborn. Surely not. You would think between the two of them one of them would have had some common sense. Goodger will either have seen these comments or heard from her “mates” what’s been going on here today, they’re not going to tell her what they really think of what she’s done, if anything they’ll probably tell her good for you you had a break. And Goodgers response will be I don’t give a flying duck what we hater fans say. No doubt her response to everything, and that’s because she lives in a deluded world where she thinks she is happy and complete and beautiful and relevant, but she’s anything but.
Kebab man is going to work with a kebab in a pram to swap it over with Larose when Chaz isn't looking ...
Which won't be hard to do ....
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Which won't be hard to do ....
Hiya! I think we talked about those tweets just a couple of days ago!! When she announced she was going back to work soon.
Stop!!!your killing me.Kebab man is going to work with a kebab in a pram to swap it over with Larose when Chaz isn't looking
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A dick shaped piece of meat. He ain’t gonna miss that
. He’s swap that out anydayLoooooooooooolHiya! I think we talked about those tweets just a couple of days ago!! When she announced she was going back to work soon.
Stop!!!your killing me.
A dick shaped piece of meat. He ain’t gonna miss that
xxLoooooooooooolHiya! I think we talked about those tweets just a couple of days ago!! When she announced she was going back to work soon.
Stop!!!your killing me.
A dick shaped piece of meat. He ain’t gonna miss that
xxA new addition to Only Fans...
Kebab Man can join in too
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Class!
1: big Loz tells Moleman she shagged a turkish waiter with big feet and is expecting mini kebab (late august early sept)
2: Moleman searches for male with dark hair desperate for fame and free food and lodgings for pretend dad role
3: Moleman and Backgrid make pact/ strap on fake bump and take pics in multiple outfits which are drip fed to media
4: big Loz goes into hiding and gives birth in early June
5: this is disguised by posting banal stuff on IG eg rubbish chilli she is making
6: Backgrid and OK take pics a couple weeks later at Molemans house and OK agree to wait another4 weeks for a reduced fee to big loz
7: Photos will have been taken every 8/9 days of ladaffodil which will be used to make up the discrepancy in dates!
I reported that! She does it all the time! Every promotion should be reported, it’s tax evasion!Hopefully this was a tattle complaint!!
Lauren Goodger Instagram post banned over ad disclosure failure
The post by the former Only Way Is Essex star promoted a foreign exchange trading tips service.www.shropshirestar.com
Class!
I looked after a 6 week d once, never again, you don’t know their ways, I thought she’d stopped breathing and panicked like mad! Called the parents home from a wedding. Like someone said who would look after latulip at a week old? No, timeline I reckon is!
1: big Loz tells Moleman she shagged a turkish waiter with big feet and is expecting mini kebab (late august early sept)
2: Moleman searches for male with dark hair desperate for fame and free food and lodgings for pretend dad role
3: Moleman and Backgrid make pact/ strap on fake bump and take pics in multiple outfits which are drip fed to media
4: big Loz goes into hiding and gives birth in early June
5: this is disguised by posting banal stuff on IG eg rubbish chilli she is making
6: Backgrid and OK take pics a couple weeks later at Molemans house and OK agree to wait another4 weeks for a reduced fee to big loz
7: Photos will have been taken every 8/9 days of ladaffodil which will be used to make up the discrepancy in dates!
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Her bare bump pics on instagram were headless too a lot of the time- i wondered if she'd used somebody elses.Still don’t think she was preggers like… just fat like me. She clearly had something stuffed up that dress she was wearing as a skirt when they were supposedly picking up things for lalalabamba and the whole thing has been off since the start
She looked 6 months gone when she announced her pregnamcy then the bump stayed the same shape for 6 months
Five star dining, a grease-fest for this pair of grease merchants What next then in the 5* gourmet tour? Maccy Ds? KFC family feast x 2? Or a freebie off old Mehmet down at Sheesh?You just know that if Little Chef was still a thing they’d be eating there every bleeping night
He'd be alright at cricket though - as a sightscreenAfter footballDoes that mean he’s been playing with she a ball............cause I can’t see him dragging his huge carcass round a 5s pitch
Thats quite rude! PwwwwaaaahahahahahaLooooooooooool
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You little minx Pom xxxIf it comes to a choice between staying home wiv' da beybeh or a free grease-fest then I expect the janitor at the flats has been left to deal wiv Lawose
She'll be having toddler meltdowns alongside Lawose
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