well the babys here shes well and cute but i dont think anything about the birth is true who says they gorged somones eyes out no marks on him i did bite my old mans hand lol
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HILARIOUS!!!
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That’s a good spot. I went to go nosey but couldn’t find it.
Then I also saw she’s not even got 30k likes on the baby reveal. That’s a bit embarrassing and that includes all the ones like Laulie clothing that “likes”too. She probably bought a lot of likes for the first announcement and couldn’t afford to do it again
. Even then it was under 80k likes.what did her mum say just remember her mum saying in some mag years ago that lauren is differant shes bigger but thinks shes really thin
its still online i think ok mag
its still online i think ok mag
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I was shocked, I know her and her mum reportedly don’t have a good relationship but I thought she wouldn’t have been that obvious to just blank her.HILARIOUS!!!
That’s a good spot. I went to go nosey but couldn’t find it.
Then I also saw she’s not even got 30k likes on the baby reveal. That’s a bit embarrassing and that includes all the ones like Laulie clothing that “likes”too. She probably bought a lot of likes for the first announcement and couldn’t afford to do it again
When Big gel uses one of her own pages to comment on her own posts
even if it’s Moleman, it reeks of desperation.You’re bang on, The overall engagement (or lack of) is shocking! The blue tick comments are minimal too with lots under Moleman’s agency too.
To say this was a major post where they revealed ‘their’ child, her career is seriously on the down if this is what she gets (like you I suspect BOT bought likes which are cheaper than comments). In comparison I’ve seen people get more comments on pet or DIY posts, even Loz herself gets more of a reaction (albeit negative) from Boom Bod ads
Don't forget this one. Picture & story 19th July when she was SUPPOSEDLY out and about picking up last minute bits for the baby before the birth.This is the sort of excellent detective work I’m here for
So whys the pram got dirty wheels, baby bits in the shopping tray, her bump looks smaller, why are they even pushing a pram at all if the baby wasn't born until 20th?
My baby was born 17th June at 41+3 and he’s still a wrinkled, sleepy little thing. He has his eyes properly open for about 10 minutes in a 24 hour period - there’s no way that baby is younger than him!
The people in that baby shop and who live in her apartment block…. Please come on here and spill the tea!! Also, she only mentions a midwife and I’ve noticed people saying you need two; is that correct?
Goodger. We don’t want to see these pictures. Keep it classy. Respect yourself and your daughter. Pictures of a sex worker breastfeeding do not need to be shown. We know your motive is to increase your subs. If you want to sell them on OFs go for it. But don’t post them on the gram or sell them in public.
Oh I hope she hasn’t already
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Apparently it said the baby shop was shut and they just had them
I can’t exactly remember, I think her mum said things I would want my mum to say about me but Lauren has also said some things about all her family (in her book and previous articles, including that they are jealous of her ‘fame’) so I think there is fault on all sides tbh
The NHS require two at the point of delivery (so usually one will come out, see how you’re doing and then the other will join as labour progresses - or that’s how they do it in my trust), but if you hire a midwife privately you could feasibly only have one.
I must admit though the baby looks really small in the video clip but not in the photos so now I’m confused
I had two but each time I said yes to having a student there. The midwife with my first was just the best. She was called Janet and had hair like Louise Brookes. They were both awful, frankly, with the second. But I'd already done it once and had no complications so it was fine.
She did say she was having a douala and the 'midwife' from Australia?
I take it they were no shows!
I mean, the Aussie one couldn't travel.
But what about the doulla?
Did they eat her?
I reckon that's the point lovely, all done to create confusion all roads round. We've no idea when any videos or pictures were taken really have weI must admit though the baby looks really small in the video clip but not in the photos so now I’m confused
The only thing they can't lie on is the birth certificate 
That was my first thought, touting for OF business, I really hope I’m wrong for Larose’s sake.
Even if it isn’t, why do we need yet more people sharing breastfeeding on social media? I don’t see what it achieves as BF is probably as normalised as it will ever get, there will always be people who feel uncomfortable about seeing mums breastfeeding in public but they won’t suddenly change their mind just because Goodger posts some videos or pictures.
I hope breastfeeding isn’t the taboo it used to be and I certainly see mums doing it in real life in all sorts of situations ( I was once swimming on a Haven holiday and a lady started breastfeeding in the swimming pool, I was initially surprised not because she was BF but I kept thinking about the baby and Chlorine tasting milk
)They thought a douala was food so ordered rice, chips and sweetcorn to go with it.
I did wonder where Zoe had gone. It stopped after the birthday bowling. Granny does write like Zoe. It is very flowery but some makes sense. I wonder what happened with Charlie? Because he is illiterate. Maybe granny and Zoe are related to Moleman? They do seem to write with the same drunken-like hyperbole and with the same grammar errors too. What a coincidence.
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