He will. It was never going to last, especially now with a baby thrown into the mix. They’re both far too lazy for the responsibility that comes with being a parent.
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Hopefully this was a tattle complaint!!
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Lauren Goodger Instagram post banned over ad disclosure failure
The post by the former Only Way Is Essex star promoted a foreign exchange trading tips service.
Thing is Lauren was desperate for a baby - she’s harped on for years. She got pregnant the first opportunity she could - Charlie was the only sap who would do it. There is no way she would have had him as her long-term boyfriend. He’s unattractive, skint with low intelligence (same as Lauren). Now though, she’s tethered to him for life.
Once reality sets in she is definitely going to get the ick! Watch this space. Poor Charlie will be booted out after serving his purpose.
Once reality sets in she is definitely going to get the ick! Watch this space. Poor Charlie will be booted out after serving his purpose.
Haha love it! Even says she was sent a script as she couldn’t string a proper sentence together to sell something (we’ve all seen the TOWIE trying to sell a stapler clip). Wish journos would proof read their things before printing; looks like Lozza could have done this title!Hopefully this was a tattle complaint!!
Lauren Goodger Instagram post banned over ad disclosure failure
The post by the former Only Way Is Essex star promoted a foreign exchange trading tips service.
Yep all the way through this so called pregnancy, it’s been ‘my’ baby and not ours and he’s hardly been seen in photo shoots (thankfully). Can’t wait until someone sees the birth certificate!
‘You look unreal’ er yes she does because she isn’t real; all photoshop and filters.
because we keep mentioning a Turkish gentleman on here, I’m now getting these ads
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Also, ffs support the babies head and neck woman. It looks really uncomfortable at that angle!
Oh yes those awful Yeezy things like Crocs for tots. The clue here Lozza is that babies who cannot walk DO NOT NEED SHOES!On a positive note, there’s no chance she’ll be able to get Larose’s feet into those hideous shoes she begged
Goodyear blocked me on IG when I pointed out this ad wasn’t legal and she was breaking the law. It had been appallingly worded on the page.Hopefully this was a tattle complaint!!
Lauren Goodger Instagram post banned over ad disclosure failure
The post by the former Only Way Is Essex star promoted a foreign exchange trading tips service.
I’m glad she actually had some comeuppance from it!
but don't forget, his family were really happy that he got her
the amazing bleeping prize (twit) that she is.....I bet they were ecstatic LOL. Now they can see how Lozza has dragged him downhill at a rate of knots to become the blubberring lard-arse Arg-a-like she clearly enjoys, the one with the damned great thumbprint on his forehead.
The stylistic filtering of their picture is somewhat familiar. Be aware, LaRose. Be frightened!
OMG, I just watched the video! Talk about dumb and dumber. With all the “obviously” and “like” and all the words that idiots who struggle to form a normal sentence repeat over and over again.
And “I ‘ad a ‘ome birf… at ‘ome”!! FFS give me strength. Poor kid about to be brought up by that pair.
At least her massive over sized out of proportion face always gives me a laugh.
And “I ‘ad a ‘ome birf… at ‘ome”!! FFS give me strength. Poor kid about to be brought up by that pair.
At least her massive over sized out of proportion face always gives me a laugh.
Yeah until he summoned his braincells together in order to tell his mum, 'I have secret. Lauren is work wife. Found in twitter. Alex Reid not available no more, he found real wife. I texted Moleman to meet her. He looked happy, he ran away laughing..somefink about dastardly plan. Lauren was big girl and bloated but everybody said she look like that in real life so I dint fink anyfink bout it. After few momfs I nearly had a thought, it gave me bad headache. Lauren was bigger and round on the front. She kept sicking. I turned off the Hoover and shouted 'why Lauren, why!?' and pointed at her. She put down her Turkish delight and said she knocked up. Ahmet did it. He her only fan. I said ok. I like free kebabs and mirrored surfaces. I agree keep pretending for happy life. When baby is big Lauren will tag halfords on soshul meedya and get me and baby bike and we be best friends playing in carpark. She will have name like takeaway joint but not my fault. Don't tell grandma big secret please 'but don't forget, his family were really happy that he got her
I reckon the will stay together as they are so bloody thick , she can boss him about and make out they are the perfect couple as Ch’Arg really is the village idiot.
So, I've just put my big girl brave pants on and watched the birf story on OK. Some observations:
She was four days early, born three days early . . . what the duck does that mean Lauren? She was either three or four days early, unless you were in some kind of time warp?
And yeah, I didn’t have a blow dry, I didn’t have my nails done, I still haven’t had lashes nothing, so yeah it was literally completely natural . . . dearie, dearie me Lauren. Natural childbirth, unless it's changed since I birthed my one and only, is childbirth without drugs - that includes gas and air. It's got cock all to do with your hair and nails
I had a home birth at home . . . well thank duck for that, because if you'd had a home birth at the checkouts at Tesco that would have been a disaster.
My favourite bit though, is the surprise labour. Lauren you were up the duff for about eleventy thousand months so how the fuckity duck was your labour a surprise? Seriously, how? What did you expect?
It baffles me that an adult behaves in such a weird way, she's off her bleeping rocker, and as for him . . .
She was four days early, born three days early . . . what the duck does that mean Lauren? She was either three or four days early, unless you were in some kind of time warp?
And yeah, I didn’t have a blow dry, I didn’t have my nails done, I still haven’t had lashes nothing, so yeah it was literally completely natural . . . dearie, dearie me Lauren. Natural childbirth, unless it's changed since I birthed my one and only, is childbirth without drugs - that includes gas and air. It's got cock all to do with your hair and nails
I had a home birth at home . . . well thank duck for that, because if you'd had a home birth at the checkouts at Tesco that would have been a disaster.
My favourite bit though, is the surprise labour. Lauren you were up the duff for about eleventy thousand months so how the fuckity duck was your labour a surprise? Seriously, how? What did you expect?
It baffles me that an adult behaves in such a weird way, she's off her bleeping rocker, and as for him . . .
She likes criminals though. She'll be asking him to pull off a bank heist or something soon. He couldn't even pull off his own dick judging by his floppy video.
And as to her surprise labour, was Ponderose supposed to send an advance warning of intent to arrive so's Lozza could shovel their takeaway in before the grand inconvenience descending upon her? Well how bloody inconsiderate of the kid eh???So, I've just put my big girl brave pants on and watched the birf story on OK. Some observations:
She was four days early, born three days early . . . what the duck does that mean Lauren? She was either three or four days early, unless you were in some kind of time warp?
And yeah, I didn’t have a blow dry, I didn’t have my nails done, I still haven’t had lashes nothing, so yeah it was literally completely natural . . . dearie, dearie me Lauren. Natural childbirth, unless it's changed since I birthed my one and only, is childbirth without drugs - that includes gas and air. It's got cock all to do with your hair and nails
I had a home birth at home . . . well thank duck for that, because if you'd had a home birth at the checkouts at Tesco that would have been a disaster.
My favourite bit though, is the surprise labour. Lauren you were up the duff for about eleventy thousand months so how the fuckity duck was your labour a surprise? Seriously, how? What did you expect?
It baffles me that an adult behaves in such a weird way, she's off her bleeping rocker, and as for him . . .
This post make me big happy.
I went into labour 5 days before my due date and it was a relief rather than a surprise!!
I wonder if Loz was expecting a text from the storks to say they were on their way?
Yeah but it’s LaAmazing remember, she came out jumping while her mum was standing and pushing. Charlie had to catch her because she jumped to high and nearly missed the money shot while filming.
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