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He a bike riding his bike lol ball stay at home
Nah, it needs some fannyfur.
There's no may be about it Anna, that's well and truly aimed at his sink boy jizz crew, the mucky little tyke!Im a woman of the world ... but watching that ... I FEEL VERY UNCLEAN!! .... Grubby, sleazy, cheap .. not at all sexy .... My lasagna dinner, may still come back up ...... got a feeling it maybe aimed at the gay community, but even they will be cringing watching it ... who the duck does this on camera?
So he’s already in his PJ’s and she can put him straight into bed without disturbing him. Kids always fall asleep in the car on journeys
I feel blessed I had the sound off as am watching Midsomer Murders.Omg imagine the noise he must make when he’s actually at it
Yes Ch'Arg - thats how compelling you were..........
Just be thankful Lozza didn't do this.....
That is Halsey doing her impression of a smurf.
That is Halsey doing her impression of a smurf.
Didn't he start this on Sunday morning? Bless him; two days... #freeheabike
Omg. Don’t give that dimwit ideas, we know she’s reading here. If she tried l, I think it’ll be a bit more “Barney” then Smurf.Just be thankful Lozza didn't do this.....
That is Halsey doing her impression of a smurf.
I think green body paint would be more appropriate, she would look just like Shrek
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Got her kit off for the Sun
How much longer till ch’arg a run?
Got her kit off for the Sun
How much longer till ch’arg a run?
I only watched a few seconds, I knew I'd get far too excited and I had stuff I needed to do.
Halsy wtf- why’s she got to put ideas out there for loz ffs she would 
look like Fiona from shrek in green paint
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He a bike, she a ball, flacid stripteases and her hands are too small
look like Fiona from shrek in green paint thread suggestion
He a bike, she a ball, flacid stripteases and her hands are too small
Overdue, covered in rash, on OnlyFans showing gash for cash
On that note, a treat for those that like this sort of thing...plus nearing new thread and we don't want this muck on there
He looked like a little boy trying to undress himself ready for bed, I can almost hear his mummy saying 'stop touching it, you'll go blind!'
He's as much of joke as she is, and about as sexy. I'm in hysterics!
My favourite is 'teeth like a blown fuse box'.
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Her bein' de exper nah o' corse! Pwwwwaaaahahahahaha!
I wonder if she will make the same offer AFTER the event when she's been down the Path to Hell and back again?
"fFrst off I'll finish of dat curry an den we can ave sex for the 85th time today to try to shift dis beybey; Oh an chuck us a can 'o pineapple over n'awl babez..................................."
Chas turns towards the cupboard to survey the massed rows of Green Giant sweetcorn and pineapple tins (Cubes & rings no less!) all thrown inside with no form of arrangement, all the while knowing he'll have to tidy that mess up too; "Yes dear" he mutters quietly "Wud it be awrite if I took me apron off this time before I 'as to perform fer yer? "
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It’s my birthday today! 
my baby comes today (3 days overdue!)
And of course small big Loz could make an appearance also! What a day!
my baby comes today (3 days overdue!)And of course small big Loz could make an appearance also! What a day!
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