Lauren Goodger #35 Will baybeh be called Nannypâté? Hurry up and have her!

[Anna666]

Sorry just catching up now, apologies for my posts I didn’t mean to upset anyone.

No offence taken ... as adults, we give our opinion, discuss, and them move on very fast, we all share a common ground here, no hard feelings whatsoever .. we can agree to disagree and move forward .... I can't believe this dimwit has not given birth yet, I knew when she announced it, we would be flooded by her words of " non wisdom " on a daily basis, she hasn't disappointed ... but at this point, Im convinced she is having an elephant pregnancy, it seems never ending

 

[JakeM]

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Overdue and eating for two.

 

[Blond3g1rl]

Lauren Goodger #36 with hornmones so strong, birfing baby gel won’t be long

 

[Facehugger]

Oh for god's sake, it's the white pants again. He'll never make a stripper will he nowt worse than the back view of a bloke bent over

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

Do people actually find this attractive? I find it cringe!

Ahhhhhhahhahhaaa what the hell; this is hilarious!!!!!

The bum wiggle (what is that about?!?!) and the weird panting and the shiny tracksuit and chucking his nasty trainer socks off

Oh Chazza

#FreeCharlie

 

[Orangeinessex]

Do people actually find this attractive? I find it cringe!

My god - that made my skin crawl so much, my elbows have swopped sides

Oh for god's sake, it's the white pants again. He'll never make a stripper will he nowt worse than the back view of a bloke bent over

or playing with his flaccid man bits....

 

[bignellie]

wow, he was fiddling away for all his was worth there and it didnt do much...can't see peeps paying for that...someone on the dm today said he had teeth like a bombed out graveyard made me laugh, but might explain why his head is mostly out of shot

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Oh for god's sake, it's the white pants again. He'll never make a stripper will he nowt worse than the back view of a bloke bent over

For me the biggest turn off is he didn't turn his socks the right way round after pulling them off. Can't stand that in a bloke.

 

[Facehugger]

My god - that made my skin crawl so much, my elbows have swopped sides


or playing with his flaccid man bits....

I'm crying bloody laughing! It's about as attractive as a cup of cold sick! How the hell anybody looks at that and thinks 'Mmmmm!' I'll never know

For me the biggest turn off is he didn't turn his socks the right way round after pulling them off. Can't stand that in a bloke.

I can't stand that either, the son is trained well in that department (even tho he does his own washing anyway)

 

[nomorefakers]

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the baboon's ass is back!

 

[Blowup80]

Omfg haha, where do I start???
A) the cheap polyester tracksuit?
B) the grunting, God the grunting
C) the sweaty trainner socks
D) he seems to be struggling to stand to attention, Loz has scared him
E) the bum slaps. Oh bleeping hell the bum slaps

I'm off to bastard bed. I feel violated hahahhahhahaha

Sweet dreams

 

[Jane L]

This might be a bit cruel.... but i'm sore and grumpy having started going to the gym after 15 years....

THREAD SUGGESTION:
All aboard HMS Goodger, come on guys, really, would ya?

Can't help feeling sorry for her with all this OF stuff going on. What is she thinking? Feels like being with him has desensitised her to what's okay and when he's gone she's going to be fecked career wise. i hope she pulls herself together, but it's not looking good...

 

[BonsaiBobbi]

47 people do apparently 40 of them are prob fake Loz bots he lets sub under free trials to get the likes up

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Why is he always in his PJs?

 

[Sunnydaze101]

 

[Blowup80]

Do you think he practiced that in the mirror a few times before filming? Like a kid practicing it's dance moves to Michael Jackson?

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Poor baby has to sleep in their farts

 

[lamaitresse]

Lauren's comment about her being "brown and skinny" (as if) when Chaz met her is not only nonsense, but why is she obsessed about her skin tone? Not so long ago she was moaning about the paps Photoshopping her skin to make her look too pale

Maybe having a radioactive Bob Monkhouse tan (showing my age there) is a TOWIE badge of honour, but I just don't get the obsession. Though, I am a woman who slathers on SPF and not interested in tanning.

As for Chaz's video, that must have been recorded a while ago as he's like a big tub of goo (not that kind! physically, I mean) at the moment.

Happy 3rd birthday Tattle! You're much nicer on here than dlisted, which is like a pack of wolves when they turn on you.

 

[Chi4]

On that note, a treat for those that like this sort of thing...plus nearing new thread and we don't want this muck on there

Spoiler: L'arge's Dreamboys audition tape

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Hahah that had me laughing , he sounds like darthvader with asthma lol. Also I bet he just fiddles with his doo dah having loads of Tommy tanks in between letting rip under the bed covers , like he’s just discovered his Willy

 

[Katie8ee]

This might be a bit cruel.... but i'm sore and grumpy having started going to the gym after 15 years....

THREAD SUGGESTION:
All aboard HMS Goodger, come on guys, really, would ya?

Can't help feeling sorry for her with all this OF stuff going on. What is she thinking? Feels like being with him has desensitised her to what's okay and when he's gone she's going to be fecked career wise. i hope she pulls herself together, but it's not looking good...

Aw good on you for the gym! We can't blame the Only Fans on Charlie she was doing all of this long before he was on the scene. He was the one who actually gave it up when they got together and she got pregnant.

Just saw this well the video part. The dress looks like something a mad old super rich lady would put on their chihuahu.

 

[Blowup80]

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See I like that. Love white for babies. It's simple.