Lauren Goodger #32 Tattle paps in JD store, unfiltered arse hitting the floor

[abcdabcd]

Bewful, natural yung gel (...who looks like a bloke who's had a stroke)

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I wonder if there’s any cake left it’s been a couple of hours now.

 

[MrFMercury]

Every time I think I’ve reached the maximum amount of stagger she posts something also and I’m staggered yet again.
Lozza just. stop. posting. Seriously it’s so cringey at this point my arse is clenched tighter than yours will be for the first post birth poo experience.
You don’t know jack about what it will be like. Sure you think you do but believe me you have no clue how different life is going to be once your child is here. It’s a special kind of head fucking tired with a baby newborn and beyond.

 

[Sjr2607]

This one really scared the shit out of me, when I first saw it ... this clearly shows, there is something very wrong with her, which is being left untreated, hence, her behaviour is going from bad to worse ... she gets so much criticism for faking her photos, and she still continues. completely ignoring the obvious ... as i say " it wont end well " people that live this way, never do

I remember the video where she was adament she had not had anything done to her jaw, calling the paps liars then a few days later admitting she had and got them removed

 

[Crowbag]

Do you have to cross her palm with silver for your fortune or is she selling pegs ???

Selling begs.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Useguys are just haters and jealous of bewful gurl. Here’s proof she was borned tanned. Then them rat paps and there wind whitening machine made her whiter. I pomise you the second pic is realz.

 

[Anna666]

Her belly button has vanished again.
It's a miracle!

And while stroking her stretch marked covered stomach, claims to have no stretch marks .. even though we can clearly see them .... she's the gift that just keeps giving!

 

[minnietheminx]

Yeah it’s karma, don’t like KP but what he did was disgusting, all because she didn’t want him hanging around freeloading! He’s never made a secret he will do anything for money, even when people sent his porn to his family he wasn’t bothered, they are a match made in the land of the beg, want everything for nothing while giving nothing back to society, quite frankly they are just a stain on society, good for absolutely nothing!

I think chaz ending up fat and creepy is kind of karma after that vile tell all about KP (and I’m really not a fan but..)

 

[GossipQueen69]

Bit tight in the nether regions

 

[Bonbon76]

Every mother in the land now needs a slap to the back of the head as their eyeballs have rolled so far back they are stuck. Help a girl out here?

More sleep? Course you will love.

 

[Cocobaby09]

Bewful yungel can no longer go on a see saw

bewful yungel has a very puffy paw

 

[BonsaiBobbi]

No way is this fitting big Chaz, he’ll have to frame it!

If he admires John Terry's off field antics, she's in trouble!

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

I've heard that Lozza has written to the Queen to see if she will attend the Kristaning.

'Deer you're Majesty i am bewfel yungel, a nashanal trejhur lyke u r and i am having a babby 'Bewfel Yungel Mcflurry Vulva bikey Raptunes double egg and beans Drury the 1st and i would love it if you would be able to announce it wen shee iz bawn on the gates of the palis lyke wen princess and duchess thingee had theyre baaybeez. Luv Loz and Chaz. XxxxSxxxXXXXXxxxx

 

[Anna666]

Like Katie Price, doesn't follow orders from Doctors!

I've seen Lozza's meals, I would like to know exactly what she actually eats, she seems to be able to eat for 3 people at least.
She really is in for a shock, she might need one just to keep her alive because she could develop heart problems.

She is absolutely clueless ... I would bet, she has also not stopped her 40 a day habit, smoking all the way through, I know for sure by some videos, now deleted, she also didn't not cut down on the booze either, people were blocked, and abused by her " fans " for pointing out the alcohol content on bottles and cans ... where clearly drink was being poured for two, both of them .... everything the mother does while the baby is developing goes straight to fetus, only this dimwit believes shes immune ... despite despising them both, I hope the baby is born healthy, and not affected by her dumb mothers poor choices

 

[JakeM]

These comments

The second comment must be Lauren on her fake fan account

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

Do you have to cross her palm with silver for your fortune or is she selling pegs ???

 

[mrbusiness]

I hate the way she’s always got her paws on her abdomen. Every single picture since she pissed on a stick.

 

[WordSalad]

‘I told him he a bike’

Huh?

No that's you luv.

 

[lamaitresse]

You heard it here first - at 30:43 (finally got to wade my way through the MindKite video, it's pretty tedious), can't say the content I've just watched is much of an advertisement for the "Number 1 Unconscious Mind Ferapist" * or even Lauren herself. Nor is it enlightening in any way. Straight from the horse's mouth: "...I could inject all over your face - you'd look a mess..."

Loz also says drinking lots of water makes your lips bigger

She says she knows a few from the reality world who put on a happy face and portray a blissful life and relationship on social media, but she could be talking about anyone, to be fair.

She also maintains she's "still very current", though - I get the feeling she's blown a lot of money and regrets it.

And, guys! She's not a liar, she's genuine and real. Just after that, she even says, "I know people who post things that are fake and I know they're not real and I think, how can you live like that? You're lying to yourself" - WTF!
(That's it. I'm digging out the Benny Hill WTF? .gif again)


I had a twinge of sympathy when she talked about her childhood and how lost she was, then she says that utter bullplop and I'm back to being irritated by her.

* Tempted to leave a comment asking Robert Hisee "who is the Number 2 Unconscious Mind Therapist?"

 

[Anna666]

The olive skinned goddess that is the lozza
In her head she is this exotic Latino type with a natural bum and really flat Tum !
Heard it all now that the paps make her whiter . No mate it’s because you haven’t been on sunbeds you melt.

Damn those pesky paps! ... How sneaky of them to spend so much time, energy, even cash ... just to make lumpylardarse look fat with their extreme wind machines, and her being a " person of colour " making her whiter!! ... Surely there are laws in place, that could stop all this interfering in lardylumps life ..... I look forward to the next mag shoot ... where the nasty photographer " forcingly " edits all her pics to the hilt ... where she resembles an orange alien with constipation!! poor, poor lardylumparse, we all feel for you, so hounded