Lauren Goodger #32 Tattle paps in JD store, unfiltered arse hitting the floor

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She has no idea what she's in for. I don't have children, never had the urge plus I'm a bad enough worrier as it is, kids = a lifetime of worrying.

This poor child with these 2 idiots as parents, good luck wee one. You'll need it!
 
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The olive skinned goddess that is the lozza
In her head she is this exotic Latino type with a natural bum and really flat Tum !
Heard it all now that the paps make her whiter 🀣🀣🀣. No mate it’s because you haven’t been on sunbeds you melt.
Damn those pesky paps! ... How sneaky of them to spend so much time, energy, even cash ... just to make lumpylardarse look fat with their extreme wind machines, and her being a " person of colour " making her whiter!! ... Surely there are laws in place, that could stop all this interfering in lardylumps life ..... I look forward to the next mag shoot ... where the nasty photographer " forcingly " edits all her pics to the hilt ... where she resembles an orange alien with constipation!! poor, poor lardylumparse, we all feel for you, so hounded :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
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Tbf for me the best thing about giving birth apart from having a newborn obviouslyπŸ˜‚, was being able to get back to having decent sleep. Goodbye heartburn, restless leg syndrome and cumbersome bump with a human inside. You do need to wake up and tend to said baby, though.

Can't believe she's blaming the paps for her skin tone now! Whatever next
 
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Is this talk about her skin tone laying the ground work for the swarthy sheesh baby?
 
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Damn those pesky paps! ... How sneaky of them to spend so much time, energy, even cash ... just to make lumpylardarse look fat with their extreme wind machines, and her being a " person of colour " making her whiter!! ... Surely there are laws in place, that could stop all this interfering in lardylumps life ..... I look forward to the next mag shoot ... where the nasty photographer " forcingly " edits all her pics to the hilt ... where she resembles an orange alien with constipation!! poor, poor lardylumparse, we all feel for you, so hounded :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Since when has she become a 'person of colour'? PMSL - is this a new delusion?
 
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Her accusation is just bizarre? Her face skin lightening is definitely filters, so she could easily take care of that, if she wanted, except, she doesn't want to.

Lauren needs to watch herself, the more she bites the hand that feeds the more they'll turn on her.

There are wannabes who'd give their right arm to be on the DM Sidebar Of Shame, and z-listers are replaceable. People don't even miss the ones who fall out of favour.
 
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I think that's my favourite one, as she's all done up like a dogs dinner for the OK mag gender reveal, and they've obviously not allowed her access to edit the pics, so we get to see true Loz, trussed up to try and look bewful, but very widely missing the mark.

This is what she actually looks like. On a good day. With a full team of professional hair and make up artists, lighting and a photographer. And probably just a tiny amount of edits from OK, just reducing shine etc.
 
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Her accusation is just bizarre? Her face skin lightening is definitely filters, so she could easily take care of that, if she wanted, except, she doesn't want to.

Lauren needs to watch herself, the more she bites the hand that feeds the more they'll turn on her.

There are wannabes who'd give their right arm to be on the DM Sidebar Of Shame, and z-listers are replaceable. People don't even miss the ones who fall out of favour.
You're right, and the backlash is already under way, she recently said in one of her IG posts, that people are complaining about her heavily altered pics ( which she swears are not filtered, are natural ... yeah, pull the other one lumpy ) that she had certain mags and newspapers, contacting her, about the way she alters herself, the media can make someone, but also on the flip side, destroy them very fast, once they have had enough, and this is what she has to come in the future ... I think she does some column in a mag, and readers are complaining to the mag, that she is not authentic, this won't end well ... she`ll end up skint, single mum, media will lose all interest, the next step will be milf porn on some dodgy website ... Only fans has younger, prettier girls flashing their wares, she cant compete with that, not a nice way to live, to be honest
 
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You're right, and the backlash is already under way, she recently said in one of her IG posts, that people are complaining about her heavily altered pics ( which she swears are not filtered, are natural ... yeah, pull the other one lumpy ) that she had certain mags and newspapers, contacting her, about the way she alters herself, the media can make someone, but also on the flip side, destroy them very fast, once they have had enough, and this is what she has to come in the future ... I think she does some column in a mag, and readers are complaining to the mag, that she is not authentic, this won't end well ... she`ll end up skint, single mum, media will lose all interest, the next step will be milf porn on some dodgy website ... Only fans has younger, prettier girls flashing their wares, she cant compete with that, not a nice way to live, to be honest

Lumpy πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
 
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It’s beyond narcissism to assume that the paparazzi have a mass agreement to edit your photos to make you look pasty and plumper than what you really are. @Fifthavenue confirmed that a pap shot of her nowadays is not worth much Β£50 is all. So why would someone spend 7 hours hiding in the back of a van to make Β£50 when they could be at much more valuable locations?
 
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Her accusation is just bizarre? Her face skin lightening is definitely filters, so she could easily take care of that, if she wanted, except, she doesn't want to.

Lauren needs to watch herself, the more she bites the hand that feeds the more they'll turn on her.

There are wannabes who'd give their right arm to be on the DM Sidebar Of Shame, and z-listers are replaceable. People don't even miss the ones who fall out of favour.
She needs to watch the cultural appropriation too. You are a white woman Lozza, no matter how much tan n filters you use.

Just bewful. And very yung.
 
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