As if our bewful gel has ever done yoga! Probs sat on the toilet once and went ommmmm!!Don't think watching someone else do yoga is going to help you Lozza. No doubt shovelling something in your cake hole whilst filming her
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Why is she just filming the lady do yoga, surely she should be copying the yoga moves. The absolute cretin.
She is just getting worse. The Hornmones and immense iron must be messing with her brian because she is getting more ridiculous by the day. The birth and caring for a newborn is going to hit her like a tonne of bricks.
She is just getting worse. The Hornmones and immense iron must be messing with her brian because she is getting more ridiculous by the day. The birth and caring for a newborn is going to hit her like a tonne of bricks.
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Lauren and Charles - full of delusion, life of collusion, baby is sheesh fusion
Lauren and Charles - full of delusion, life of collusion, baby is sheesh fusion
There's a name for her next tanning line. Sheesh Fusion.
She literally reads here and responds to or dismisses comments on IG straight away - what a bleeping weirdo!
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We've seen your stretchmarks already you cretinous excuse for an air breather. Get a bleeping grip and try and work out how you are going to cope in the real world of sick-covered clothing, tit covered hands and a baby screaming at decibel levels you last heard at Stansted.She literally reads here and responds to or dismisses comments on IG straight away - what a bleeping weirdo!
Funny I was thinking of Imagination songs: In the Heat of the Night Body Talk is just an Illusion
I've just looked at her stories and seeing her fingering that stomach of hers has knocked me sick. Couldn't click off it fast enough I felt like a bleeping creep!
I wouldn't put it past her. She showed cameras in her place the same days her pool arrivedJust imagine if she’s staged the water birth already, taken loads of photos that have been photoshopped and she’s already booked in for a planned c-section. That would be next level Lozza fakery! Also she would look completely ridiculous pouting and eye-bleeping the camera as she did during her rush to hospital with ‘anixtey’ a few years ago. It would be peak Loz jumping the shark and may hopefully get her written off into obscurity like Josie Cunningham
Oh GOD she's such a beggy weird wet wipe. Constantly banging on about her neat, perfect bump. She's OBSESSED with looks, it's unhealthy. As someone mentioned before....why no comments about being thankful for a healthy baby, baybeh gel's nursery, all the things she is excited to see baybeh gel do...but no, it's all about her and getting her VS model (in her head) figure back so she can return to flogging her arse on OF.
Poor bewful yung gel has lost half her jaw line due to hay fever
Poor bewful yung gel has lost half her jaw line due to hay fever
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Whose face is she using now? Bloody hell MI5 would struggle to find her if she went rogue 
She’s the most ridiculous looking cretin seriously that could be the head used for the main character in ‘A Bugs Life 2’ Ant head, and ant body all lumpy and bumpyOh GOD she's such a beggy weird wet wipe. Constantly banging on about her neat, perfect bump. She's OBSESSED with looks, it's unhealthy. As someone mentioned before....why no comments about being thankful for a healthy baby, baybeh gel's nursery, all the things she is excited to see baybeh gel do...but no, it's all about her and getting her VS model (in her head) figure back so she can return to flogging her arse on OF.
Poor bewful yung gel has lost half her jaw line due to hay fever
Lol - alien ant farm.She’s the most ridiculous looking cretin seriously that could be the head used for the main character in ‘A Bugs Life 2’ Ant head, and ant body all lumpy and bumpy
WTF is that? Worst one yetOh GOD she's such a beggy weird wet wipe. Constantly banging on about her neat, perfect bump. She's OBSESSED with looks, it's unhealthy. As someone mentioned before....why no comments about being thankful for a healthy baby, baybeh gel's nursery, all the things she is excited to see baybeh gel do...but no, it's all about her and getting her VS model (in her head) figure back so she can return to flogging her arse on OF.
Poor bewful yung gel has lost half her jaw line due to hay fever
She's morphing into an alien!
Lauren we know you read here, you have duck all else to do. Stop being obsessed with shaving half your face off and trying to prove to the world you are not fat/don't have stretch marks/have a neat bump. You are insulting women all over the world by saying it is terrible to have or be all those things. Talk about your baby, talk about your nursery, your plans once baby is here. Not about how you will look afterwards. It is boring, narcissistic and makes you look like a terrible person.
She is a terrible person and looks even worse by keep altering her pics - she looks like a vacant piece of tit - totally dead behind the eyes. I really hope that child is removed from her and put up for adoption. There is no chance of salvation with this cretin who thinks she is giving birth to the pink dressed Tiny Tears.
I thought that too, the way she caresses her bump, and slightly pulls down her trousers is verrrry creepy. But I wasn't sure if I was just assuming that in a biased fashion because I know she's on OnlyFans, and it was just me.
Definitely creepy. Who does that?!! I think she thinks she's 'teasing' her OF people which is justI thought that too, the way she caresses her bump, and slightly pulls down her trousers is verrrry creepy. But I wasn't sure if I was just assuming that in a biased fashion because I know she's on OnlyFans, and it was just me.
good God she could slice someone up with that jawline, what a threatening lookOh GOD she's such a beggy weird wet wipe. Constantly banging on about her neat, perfect bump. She's OBSESSED with looks, it's unhealthy. As someone mentioned before....why no comments about being thankful for a healthy baby, baybeh gel's nursery, all the things she is excited to see baybeh gel do...but no, it's all about her and getting her VS model (in her head) figure back so she can return to flogging her arse on OF.
Poor bewful yung gel has lost half her jaw line due to hay fever
thank God it's not real or even convincing. How pathetic
New thread started here - https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-...hite-her-bump-is-neat-her-bum-is-tight.20859/
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