Is she mad? With a balling child demanding your tit every 90 minutes?Me thinks she could be in for a bit of a shock! When I was heavily pregnant, one of my neighbours gave birth. I asked her how she was getting on and she said ‘I didn’t know it was possible to be so tired, and still be alive’. Oh Lauren, you ain’t seen nothing yet
God yes. It’s a form of torture. That’s why I only have 1. The newborn stage is horrific.Still remember the "hanging /burning to the bones" feeling when my little one was tiny, and that's with a hubby who was actively assisting and not leaving it to me. She really is blinkered. If she thinks it's all going to be fine to sleep when Laulie sleeps, she needs to know there is nothing worse than being forced awake just as you are going into deep sleep because baby has decided she just needs a few minutes sleep! Really surprised she hasn't listened to proper advice. Oh wait Lozza knows best and is an expert on everything.
I think that's the kind of shit that brought us to these pages!I remember the video where she was adament she had not had anything done to her jaw, calling the paps liars then a few days later admitting she had and got them removed
Exactly what I came on to say! They’ll have a night nanny round in the first weekMe thinks she could be in for a bit of a shock! When I was heavily pregnant, one of my neighbours gave birth. I asked her how she was getting on and she said ‘I didn’t know it was possible to be so tired, and still be alive’. Oh Lauren, you ain’t seen nothing yet
For me newborn stage is blissIs she mad? With a balling child demanding your tit every 90 minutes?
God yes. It’s a form of torture. That’s why I only have 1. The newborn stage is horrific.
I wonder if Chaz is going to basically look after it 24/7 because she’s ‘working’ and he’s not ?
She actually believes this, I'm convinced. She literally sees something different in the mirror than everyone else.Blow up her photos and bleach her skin apparently not to be confused with Lauren shrinking her photos and filtering her skin.
Yep. She does. She sees " hot momma with a neat/small bump....hot stunning tiny momma" LOLShe actually believes this, I'm convinced. She literally sees something different in the mirror than everyone else.
My daughter, bless her .... didnt sleep well and screamed/cried near to two years before she eventually settled into a routine, it was hell on earth ` sleep? what was that `Me thinks she could be in for a bit of a shock! When I was heavily pregnant, one of my neighbours gave birth. I asked her how she was getting on and she said ‘I didn’t know it was possible to be so tired, and still be alive’. Oh Lauren, you ain’t seen nothing yet
When her local fairground closed she ought the contents from the Hall of Mirrors binned those which made her bigger only two though. She bought them when she was 20 , smashed the two fattening ones and she is so pleased the 2 x 7 years bad luck have now ended she's met the boy of her dreams and having a baba. Sadly when Chaz was hammered the other day when he was out with the boys he was ' practising ' for the sink , stumbled forward and broke another oh dear!She actually believes this, I'm convinced. She literally sees something different in the mirror than everyone else.
She’s like that film Shallow Hal, except in her case it’s herself she’s in love with. I’d pity her if she was younger and even now I would empathise with her if she sought help and admitted she had chronic self esteem issues. Because she is alone in thinking the images she posts on social media are a correct representation of how she looks. Extremely deluded and a horrific role model for a young girl.She actually believes this, I'm convinced. She literally sees something different in the mirror than everyone else.
Shoot me now just been calling my fur baby a bewful yung gel @Phil Anne Throw Pee it's your fault you bewful thing
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