Lauren is a cracker. A pan-cracker (boyf uses this awful euphemism when he's done a poo the size of a small child)Is she on the toilet lolxx.
I'm on page 47 catching up
Not my best effort but gave it a go
(Nice work, Pom Bear)
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(Nice work, Pom Bear)
Sadly I do think thereβs a whole bunch of them out there that genuinely are fans of the likes of Lozza and Krusty!I always just assume comments like this are a piss take ?!? Or indeed fake accounts she runs herself depending on which version of Loz she feels like that day, Hollywood or sultry sex siren
Yes!! I think it has been shopped out to start withIs she on the toilet lol
I'm on page 47 catching up
Not my best effort but gave it a go
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Really? Who? Why? Surely both too old to grab the Love Island crowd.
Hi Jersey GirlHi Pom. You okay my lovely?
xxI'm abit better today thank you
I'm having a better day than yesterday though still get low energy drops and aches..more positive though 
xxLoooool maybe she broke the toilet seatYes!! I think it has been shopped out to start with
Really? Who? Why? Surely both too old to grab the Love Island crowd.
xxThank youLauren is a cracker. A pan-cracker (boyf uses this awful euphemism when he's done a poo the size of a small child)
(Nice work, Pom Bear)
xx
I'd like to know who this Goodyah is thats always brown nosong with sickly comments. Probably herThat bleeping photoshoot man. She is so SMUG.
What a weird way to make a living. Imagine 100 years ago if people got a glimpse of the future...
Yep they are def too old!Yes!! I think it has been shopped out to start with
Really? Who? Why? Surely both too old to grab the Love Island crowd.
Also donβt worry about showing pics baby girl in mummyβs tummy. ( lozza speak ). I would be more concerned about showing geezers all sorts with a baby in your tummy and showing your fufu for dollar 
I remember the video where she was adament she had not had anything done to her jaw, calling the paps liars then a few days later admitting she had and got them removed
Nosing I meanI'd like to know who this Goodyah is thats always brown nosong with sickly comments. Probably her
Ah yes there she is, see that's her real eyes. Too close together and tiny, I wasn't lying! What was she thinking with that filler too?? Honestly, I think she should try and learn a language (English
) or something, she obviously needs something constructive to think about rather than just vain, brainless, futile thoughts.When baby girl here very soon
Mummy daddy love you be looking after forever and ever you all I need
More lozza speak. The lozza language
Mummy daddy love you be looking after forever and ever you all I need
More lozza speak. The lozza language
Lauren's dinner reminds of of this one joke about a woman worried about the size of her downstairs: The woman goes to her mother and says "I'm so big down there, when I go marry Harry he is going to divorce me."
Her mother goes "Don't worry sweetheart, it runs in the family. Do what I did with your father. Go to the market, get some raw liver and put it in there, he'll never know the difference."
That's exactly what the woman does and they have 8 hours of sex after their marriage. She awakens at 10am and he is gone but there is a note on her pillow that reads:
"My darling Harriet. To think that I waited a year to consummate our marriage our loving relationship makes my heart beat so loudly Iβm surprised it didnβt wake you up! The only reason Iβm not here now darling is that Iβm at work to make enough money to buy you a house, a picket fence, weβll have dogs and children. When the 5 oβclock dinner bell rings I will be home like the winged Gossamer of love in your arms.
Your loving husband, Harry.
P.S Your bleep is in the sink."
...well, it's in her pan now by the looks of it
Her mother goes "Don't worry sweetheart, it runs in the family. Do what I did with your father. Go to the market, get some raw liver and put it in there, he'll never know the difference."
That's exactly what the woman does and they have 8 hours of sex after their marriage. She awakens at 10am and he is gone but there is a note on her pillow that reads:
"My darling Harriet. To think that I waited a year to consummate our marriage our loving relationship makes my heart beat so loudly Iβm surprised it didnβt wake you up! The only reason Iβm not here now darling is that Iβm at work to make enough money to buy you a house, a picket fence, weβll have dogs and children. When the 5 oβclock dinner bell rings I will be home like the winged Gossamer of love in your arms.
Your loving husband, Harry.
P.S Your bleep is in the sink."
...well, it's in her pan now by the looks of it
Now Big Chaz is flogging nonsense on the Gram too
how gormless is he
Thank you for starting the new thread and keeping it simple.New thread!
Congrats to @Bed Head Betty for the winning title with a whopping 41 likes
Previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-...-rats-fault-for-harnessing-wind.20489/page-51
I've just worked out what you mean, Well at least I got Katie8ee laughing.Meow
Took me a few minutes because I've just got home from a hard days work.
What is it!? I couldnt put the sound on as I just couldn't cope with that but it just looks like an empty box with two wee things in it
Ooh @Bed Head Betty look at you best photo of the year within 5 mins of joining and now a thread title. God get over yerself you are not bewful yung gel and are not as amazing as Lozza either!! .
DM has only 45 comments as moderated and most of them are still bleeping tit. Does she not realise no one cares.
If she has this baby this week we may have another thread title by Monday! Quicker than a Sheesh kebab!!
. DM has only 45 comments as moderated and most of them are still bleeping tit. Does she not realise no one cares.
If she has this baby this week we may have another thread title by Monday! Quicker than a Sheesh kebab!!
Who are these brain dead idiots who write such tripe on her comments??These comments
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