Lauren Goodger #32 Tattle paps in JD store, unfiltered arse hitting the floor

[Facehugger]

That is a pretentious attempt at haut cuisine, with a side of pizza and what looks like a melting chocolate pud at the top

What establishment serves that all at once? Even a greasy caff doesn't drop the lot at the same time!

I thought that brown thing was a steak? With mashed potatoes, sauce in a jug and a bit of wilted parsley

 

[Anna666]

I don't think it's you. I don't think any of us can understand her. I want your life story. Not hers!

Bless You!! ( Luv your username )

 

[265]

Wave a pot noodle at him he'll show you.

No need, she shows me hers and I will show her mine.

 

[Freeka]

Wtf is that on her plate???

A steak, chicken in parma

Wtf is that on her plate???

Who has a pizza - A PIZZA - as a side with a full main course?

I thought that brown thing was a steak? With mashed potatoes, sauce in a jug and a bit of wilted parsley

I did. Thought it was a steak dinner

 

[liar liar]

Probably can’t get into much else! His certainly turned into porky pig, bet his mates rip him to shreds

Yeah but he likes that kind of rough stuff

 

[MunHun]

I really really shouldn’t, but….

SYRINGE? What the actual F????

Half the population (guesstimate) have seen the size of her tattas.

A syringe ain’t gonna cut it!!!

Maybe a sink plunger but no idea how you would drain?

Charlie will siphon it out old school style with a garden hose that Lauren’s dad donated from his garden for the cause; cos he’ll do anything for his FIRST grandchild, Laulie Charen Markchelle Drury.

 

[Galway girl]

It wasn’t me that took this pic. It was the amazing @Bed Head Betty



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Thanks... omg! Massive arses...both of them

 

[Orangeinessex]

Quick search of the Google. Hardly surprising View attachment 636161

But, but, but 'they' said she was a low risk so it was ok to have an ome berf ??

Lining up for premature birth of a huge baby AND an 'emergency' dash to the hospital.

 

[minnietheminx]

Still no nursery?

 

[Freeka]

One of the worst things about this is that they are just lying like this in front of people that just want a nice relaxing breakfast/lunch. Who wants to see those 2 pouting into a phone constantly and acting like idiots. I'm cringing so much

This manor place wants to get a jet wash done

Cant be that nice those slabs are filthy! Need a good power wash!

Oops. Just said that too. My app always jumps to newest post so I often repeat what's already been said - sorry.

Not that much she can have in spa at such a late stage of pregnancy

 

[smellyfootballboots]

She looks like she’s gonna do some palm reading to scam some cash

Don't go giving her ideas!

 

[nomorefakers]

Do you have to cross her palm with silver for your fortune or is she selling pegs ???

Baboon's filter is back

 

[Crowbag]

Thread Suggestion:

Young Loz ain’t fat and she ain’t white.
Her bump is neat and her arse is tight.
#BeggyBitch

Most excellent!

 

[gloriouscheesecake]

Could she be having a planned c section? Can’t imagine she’d want to go through all the contractions and pushing…..maybe she knows the date already

Hmmmm interesting question. But if so would she keep banging on about this magical home birth. Then again it's probably a cover story. Who knows with this bewful yung gel

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

I am sorry you had to go through this. I am sure this has well triggered your anxiety.

*anexity

 

[Caw1982]

I couldn't resist it..best I could do lol xx.

Bed advert with Big Loz.
Must be saying how well the springs work to keep the mattress from going flat.

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Thank you I love it hahhahahha

 

[roseturntupnose]

What like an overstretched balloon? . Is she seriously that deluded on what she looks like

Yeah she said something like they blow her up and make her look white.

 

[265]

Lauren Goodger showcases her baby bump in form-fitting loungewear

Former TOWIE star Lauren Goodger, 34, looked radiant as she showcased her growing baby bump in tight-fitting beige loungewear for a day of bowling with her family on Friday.

www.dailymail.co.uk

I've just seen that, we know who had all the pies...

 

[Caw1982]

Lozza’s depop is like a time capsule of all her different faces
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Who the fuck would parade around in her dirty gusset cast offs?

 

[Sunnydaze101]

The state of it she has morphed her chin into her neck

She has a tiger on her shoulder and cleopatra.