Lauren Goodger #32 Tattle paps in JD store, unfiltered arse hitting the floor

[Anna666]

Eeeew he’s got a pointy one!

Before we all lose our shit when beybeh arrives, we should remember that poor Oddbod was destined for big things pre Loz.

Remember when his boss said he’d jacked his job in as he was going to become a millionaire with KP Then he got binned and put out the call for a work wife to take over the gram with and become a power couple.

Fast forward and he’s lumped with Big Loz moaning and talking about baby gel all the time, poor fella just can’t catch a break, he was deserves more than this

Honestly, it does nothing for me, if anything, makes me cringe .... but then again, its not aimed at the everyday, red blooded hetrosexual woman ... out of interest I wonder if he has many gay fans subscribing to his OF?

 

[Blowup80]

We know this has been her attitude

She is SO going to regret it though!

This woman is fucking deluded.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

She can’t of got that for free, I mean why would Chelsea give them that when they are in reality nobody?? It‘s not going to make people think wow Lozza & L’arge have got freebies to the game I must support Chelsea now.

I don’t think it’s free. I think she’s paid for it.

 

[265]

La Perla mate ! Check that range out! Special occasions only though ...M&S does the job for the other 362 days of the year!!!!

Well I'm really guessing here, but I'd say the red lace boyshort, at least I was right with the M&S.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Its not that difficult to get comps if you are in the know


Will she get a seat in the VIP Box or deposited with the plebs?? Curioser and curiouser..............................

You can buy these packages online with Thomas Cook too. We went Liverpool with corporate seats food drinks etc. about £350 each depending on game.

And if it was gifted. I think she would have made it known!!

 

[Jersey Girl]

Sloggi? Haven't heard that brand in 30 years!

I'm more your Fruit of the Loom and Holister depending on my mood.

Oh I never wear white underwear, I don't do brief, more of a Trunks guy.

Thanks for the detailed response!! I'm more of a 3 sizes to small, red scratchy lace kinda chick myself...a la Lozza!! Jeez, this took a dramatic turn didn't it- was talking suckling pigs and clangers 10 mins ago!!

 

[265]

Evening Scrunchies! I've been away all day but have just seen our Bewful Yungel's street rat photos in the DM - HOWLING!!!!!!!!

Cue a Lozza meltdown when she's back from her manor house tomorrow

I wonder if she will have a nice roast dinner planned.

 

[bignellie]

I didn't think it was possible but I think she's getting worse!

just section her ffs

 

[Freeka]

Is she on the toilet lol xx.
I'm on page 47 catching up

Not my best effort but gave it a go

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Yes!! I think it has been shopped out to start with

Sadly I do think there’s a whole bunch of them out there that genuinely are fans of the likes of Lozza and Krusty!

Really? Who? Why? Surely both too old to grab the Love Island crowd.

 

[Freeka]

I'm struggling to recognise the first plateful as suitable-for-human-consumption foodstuffs.
What in the name of mary, jesus and the fekkin donkey is the Day-Glo green stuff?!
Is pizza the yung gel's version of a side salad?

She's going to be shooting milk into dozy's mouth within days, then with a bit of practice into her own mouth. And possibly into the sink....
And some sad sack will pay to watch it. At least 23p.

I really can't work out what the green sauce is. I cook a lot and watch food shows all the time, never seen this.

 

[Orangeinessex]

“Lauren Goodger showcases her baby bump in form-fitting loungewear”


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“Pert derrière”

Lord I thought she'd chucked the myriad of 100% elastane jumpsuits in various awful colours that have never ever fitted no matter what stage of pregnancy / bloating she was at....

 

[Freeka]

To be fair, the average Londoner doesn’t have space for a nursery. She lives in a two bed, one room will be for posing/ making porn

One room is his.

"Sickest little spot"? Is she picking her zits or something?

Really I cannot fathom this vernacular she uses, its illiterate garbage!!

They had to move hotels???? Ha ha. Only one night blagged each. How pathetic

 

[Caw1982]

Oh my fuckin god!! This is everything!


Gusset!! Aarrgh no!! My innards are folding over now at the mere mention of that word!! Cheers for that!! .. just don't mention panties or kiddies and we're good!!

A moist bomb is coming

 

[Emmie81]

God, her “singing” voice is as ugly as her personality

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

I love the way he's clenching his fist (on the table) whilst kissing her. I'm sure a body language expert could read something into that!

He looks like he's kissing his auntie and is trying to hold back the vom.

#freecharlie

 

[MunHun]

Either that or hook her up to a frickin milking machine

No she won’t have that as it won’t be free range and organic. Only the best for baby gel.

 

[Freeka]

new face alert!!!!

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Make ya mind up woman.....

 

[liar liar]

I see she's back in her antivax train today the photos of the weekend were just ghastly. Who stands in a hotel lobby in manky robes all wet, taking photos in mirror. They are a pair of absolute skanks. You don't realise until you see the unedited photos just how l'Arg Chaz has got! He looks like a different person, she looks like the same gutter rat she has always looked.

Can't wait for the big day! It is almost upon us!

The picture at the top looks like one of those fake photos you get at a theme park with the background super imposed on.

Lauren Goodger showcases her burgeoning baby bump in a lycra jumpsuit

Lauren Goodger took to Instagram on Monday to showcase her burgeoning baby bump in a black lycra jumpsuit with Charles Drury.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Has anyone directly asked her if she has had her vaccine jab?

 

[mrbusiness]

I really can't work out what the green sauce is. I cook a lot and watch food shows all the time, never seen this.

Mushy peas

 

[Emmie81]

Eastwell manor ?
a very tired place now

She’s defo not in the same league as the other OGs anymore - must be hard keeping up with joneses (the ex crew). Even Joey Essex has his own home