Lauren Goodger #32 Tattle paps in JD store, unfiltered arse hitting the floor

[Sunnydaze101]

£359 pp including accommodation for the night.

 

[BonsaiBobbi]

Poll doesn't work for me. No functionality. Just says yes/no but aren't appearing as buttons.

 

[Phoenix_88]

So did she bag 2 hotel freebies for this weekend then? If she paid surely she'd stay at the same place for 2 nights?

 

[liar liar]

The home birth is a cover story so people don't give her grief for a planned C-section. The tummy tuck will follow in Turkey #gifted... Although have seen some "Insta slebs" in the US have the tummy tuck rolled into the C section surgery

But it isn't done over here.

 

[bargainhunt99]

State of those peas! View attachment 637348

They've been simmering a while. Starting to look like tinned peas

 

[gloriouscheesecake]

Yes!! I think it has been shopped out to start with


Really? Who? Why? Surely both too old to grab the Love Island crowd.

Yep they are def too old!

 

[Sasha Sinclair]

I'm new to the thread...usually on the narcissistic waste of space that is "Mrs Hinch" thread.... where do I see the pic of big Loz that you're referring to? Thanks

Previous thread. Post #287. Once you've seen it though, you can't unsee

 

[BOTO]

That must be the wind machine disguised as a plant pot. She is literally as famous as Princess Diana. Hounded by the press.

Paps revenge ha ha.

 

[Anna666]

We've got how to express with a syringe with Lozza to look forward to this week

OH Yippppeee!! ..... can't wait, thanks for reminding me .... il get the popcorn, and my notebook ready .... for Dr lumpylard arse words of wisdom

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Why is her head so GIGANTUM.
what’s the bet that’s the DM pic. Should make a GIGANTUM laugh today
View attachment 633841

I actually feel sorry for her. Tragic.

 

[BOTO]

It belongs to someone off Towies dad.

Billi Mucklow

 

[Freeka]

Poll doesn't work for me. No functionality. Just says yes/no but aren't appearing as buttons.

Expected is has expired or been turned off as not 110% Yeah purlease BYG...

She's a very strange, disturbed woman! I'm glad I've already had my kids, she singlehandedly manages to make pregnancy seem seedy and sordid! 100% appealing to the perverts who follow her, it's disgusting. Hideous.

She really does

 

[Sorbettolimone]

I wonder if she will have a nice roast dinner planned.

5kg of spuds saturated in 3lb of lard! N an emu masquerading as a chicken!

 

[minnietheminx]

She cant, she’s illiterate in it?

I wonder what face she will use for the 1st baybeeee pic ? And I bet she starts giving out bayyyybeee advice non stop once she is here


And skidders on the bed because he doesn’t wear pants lol

 

[geordiegirl]

Did the poor little fella not get his watch then?

Ah now that was never mentioned was it…

 

[roseturntupnose]

I must have missed the pap skin colour post, was it on her stories? Its not there anymore

 

[Freeka]

I see from the bowling vids that the BYG is the spitting image of his mam....

 

[bignellie]

I live just outside Marbella, I think it's really nice!

it would look great in marbella, cold essesx not so much!

 

[behindthesofa]

She looks like something from the Riddlers there

Omg, that's EXACTLY what she looks like! Fucking hysterical

 

[Freeka]

Those legs are dreadful and that was from years ago...


I have this idea in my head that she actually believes a stork will deliver her baby.

They don't???