Lauren Goodger #32 Tattle paps in JD store, unfiltered arse hitting the floor

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As my other half says ... your stomach, stretch marks, are proof, that you created life, and that's nothing to be ashamed of ... its a thing of pride ... yes, you can lose weight exercise, but pregnancy does change the body, it's just a fact of life ... my kids were worth it
 
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Lol dreaming of the A list lifestyle but ended up with the rankest Z lister going. He dreamt of Rolex watches and 5 star holidays but what he got was a 2 star hotel and greasy takeaways. Oh and a child, allegedly.

Has anyone directly asked her if she has had her vaccine jab?
I fink she didn't cos pregacy and anixety. Just ad a few rofmans an a coupla ciders insted.

Has anyone directly asked her if she has had her vaccine jab?
I fink she didn't cos pregacy and anixety. Just ad a few rofmans an a coupla ciders insted.
Imagine calling Backgrid to take pictures on a night out.
Cringe.
Wow look at the electricity between them. All that static when he caresses the polyester clad bump. And WTF is on those Jeans?
 
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No at 23%

There are a lot of sick ppl out there

Thank you. Couldn’t find it before
 
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My comment is at the top of best comments on DM article
Who is she really trying to kid
 
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Yay, thanks! Voted on BOTH votes (yep, there's two now).

She's also asking if people want to see belly products.

Still doing the "how great and unblemished my belly looks" self-obsessed thing. Way to make other women feel great, Lauren.

I've never been pregnant but I think if your skin is going to scar, it's going to scar and there's very little you can do about it. Buying belly products when you're about to drop seems a bit pointless to me.

So, if the vote to see her expressing milk is a success, will she also put "You win!" next to the video? (Says it on her OnlyFans bio - you know, as if she's doing the world a favour)
 
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If she’s still smoking while pregnant she’s an even bigger cretin than I thought.
 
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I got home late so I've skipped the thread for the day.

Is she really still smoking as well as drinking? if so plus what she eats, oh dear.
 
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Disgrace of a person. Theres absolutely no excuse for it nowadays.
Exactly, no excuse whatsoever. If you are struggling to stop then pregnancy should be the last thing on your mind. You are carrying a child for nine months, your (and their) health has to be top priority.
 
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She really is a stinking narcissistic fool. She actually is awful. Almost like she is bragging about her small neat bump. An absolute weirdo !
 
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I think she’s sat in bed all day and caught up on Tattle and now trolling us with milking videos because we’ve prob hit a nerve. She probably saw all her OFs videos on here too .
She’s probably realizing not much cash coming in and she can’t live of freebies!
She’s probably well jealous of Michelle’s new partnership with Adidas too

and we’ve seen pictures where she has forgotten to photoshop out all her stretch marks. She’s such a compulsive liar.
 
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I hope her stomach looks like a wrinkly old prune post partum.

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Young Loz ain’t fat and she ain’t white.
Her bump is neat and her arse is tight.
#BeggyBitch
 
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Disgrace of a person. Theres absolutely no excuse for it nowadays.
I used to smoke loads. Got pregnant unexpectedly, found out at around three weeks. Stopped smoking, stopped drinking and lost the pregnancy at 10 weeks. Was assured it had nothing to do with my lifestyle and I believe that. Have had two lovely, healthy young men since. But took no risks at all. The paranoia when they were each in the little crib next to my bed. I thought something might come and take them away again. They are 19 and 12 now. Fit as fiddles. But that fear never quite goes. I am astonished that she claims to have experienced miscarriage but has no concern for the child within her. All she is concerned about is how her 'bump' looks. She is weird. It is a bit like her animal rights activism while wearing fur and eating copious amounts of meat. "Wot? Cyanide? Awlwight. I never try none dem fings I does indosre or dat, innit? Even me mates is like: "can I have sum dat Loz." I say to dem I dunt uze it babz."

She is in need of urgent psychiatric help but I just can't bear her. When she was put together some essential component parts were definitely left out.
 
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Definitely. I can't quite believe how thick she is. I can't see her being a good mother, I know that sounds so mean but I just don't.
 
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She is in for a shock when post partum bleeding starts and post labour contractions, she is that thick she will properly think its a twin coming
 
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Somewhere in Dubai there are videos of this yungel, having, erm, a 'face pack' .
That's going to take some explaining to her poor child, because it's going to surface at some point (just like her during said face pack).
 
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