Lauren Goodger #30 Slender yungel just a delusion, Chaz plods alongside lost in confusion

[Emmie81]

The 2nd one is me photoshopping it - or the iPhone zoning when you hit the screen

Or maybe, the 1st one is photoshopped by the paps to slim her down from the 2nd

Either way, she’s an obese slaggy slob

 

[Chi4]

Big loz has been gifted a whole box of snazzy scrunchies

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Wow. We’re actually getting her gifts now. She should be so thankful

Like that’s really going to make her life better .

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

OMG I’m DYING

 

[Sasha Sinclair]

She's definitely trolling us

 

[mchops]

She wants 10 quid online for the gold one. Keep dreaming love

 

[lalalanded]

The desperation!!! Is this woman hoping an association with Lauren Goodger complete with arse licking note is going to help her business?

 

[Sunnydaze101]

She's definitely trolling us

Definitely. And I definitely need won’t be buying from her.

The desperation!!! Is this woman hoping an association with Lauren Goodger complete with arse licking note is going to help her business?

I know how pathetic, kissing her arse like goodger will give her customers. She’s just lost a shitload instead.

And now Goodger has to find space in her 2 bedroom apartment for a box of scrunchies. Hahahaha. This gets even more better.

 

[JakeM]

A box of Scrunchies, I am howling. Hi Lauren!

 

[Noelc]

Definitely. And I definitely need won’t be buying from her.


I know how pathetic, kissing her arse like goodger will give her customers. She’s just lost a shitload instead.

And now Goodger has to find space in her 2 bedroom apartment for a box of scrunchies. Hahahaha. This gets even more better.

Shouldn't it be the other way around with Goodger doing the kissing as they gifted her . If she puckers up as normal she'll be able to kiss multiple suppliers in one go including the chairman and board of Boots if they gifted her nappies

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

Big loz has been gifted a whole box of snazzy scrunchies

I saw that and literally smoke flew out of my fingers trying to get on here quick to see what the scrunchies thought of it!!!

 

[lamaitresse]

OMG I’m DYING
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I'm scanning that note for sarcasm but not sensing it at all. Why the heck would anyone want "branded scrunchies"? Nobody can see the thing, its lost in a mass of hair (or on your wrist, if you're Lauren).

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I was convinced it was a random from here who bought a bulk load from Poundland.

 

[liar liar]

OMG I’m DYING


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Somebody drag me off the floor - I'm laughing so much the tears are running down my knees now

 

[BOTO]

Definitely. And I definitely need won’t be buying from her.


I know how pathetic, kissing her arse like goodger will give her customers. She’s just lost a shitload instead.

And now Goodger has to find space on her 2 bedroom apartment for a box of scrunchies. Hahahaha. This gets even more better.

Howling at work...My colleagues thinks I am mad . It couldn't get any better...the whole effin' box of scrunchies ! I just can't!!! Wow! That woman/ lady SarahT the brownnoser . Has she ever heard about The Primark where you can buy the scrunchie for 50p? Every single colour including the gold one! Do they share the same level of delusion?

 

[liar liar]

I'm scanning that note for sarcasm but not sensing it at all. Why the heck would anyone want "branded scrunchies"? Nobody can see the thing, its lost in a mass of hair (or on your wrist, if you're Lauren).

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I was convinced it was a random from here who bought a bulk load from Poundland.

She will make corporate branded ones if you wish.

 

[lalalanded]

She will make corporate branded ones if you wish.

Please don't all run to order at once.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

She will make corporate branded ones if you wish.

I don’t know who looks more pathetic!!

 

[behindthesofa]

I'm scanning that note for sarcasm but not sensing it at all. Why the heck would anyone want "branded scrunchies"? Nobody can see the thing, its lost in a mass of hair (or on your wrist, if you're Lauren).

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I was convinced it was a random from here who bought a bulk load from Poundland.

Branded scrunchie service!
I am bleeping dying! Other than tween girls and Lauren, who the duck actually wears scrunchies anymore?!
Maybe I'm just ridiculously out of touch, but as a grown up I tend to use simple hair bands, a clip, or a pen if necessary.
I did once use a latex glove when there was nothing else to hand, and I'd choose it again over a bleeping scrunchie!

 

[liar liar]

I don’t know who looks more pathetic!!

Actually, I think this woman has done a blinding bit of self-publicity - some of us have looked at her website. It has basically cost her a box of scrunchies.

 

[AimlessShameless]

She has plenty of room to store them, she could have all of them on her arms - saves the time and effort of photoshopping them I suppose .

Still laughing that she has been desperately on the beg for baby products so that she can do those bewful reviews that her millions of paid bots instasham friends are clamouring for and she gets gifted scrunchies instead.