Shoulders like Herman Munster (although that's where the similarity ends as his face was more the shape of a block of Cathedral City cheese whereas hers is more Dairylea triangle)
Lauren Goodger #25 Cankles, FaceTune & streaky hair, she struts the streets in market wear
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Would the real Lauren goodger please stand up please stand upThat's mean. Chaz is gonna be bigger than Eminem. Especially if Lozza keeps cooking for him.
Would the real Lauren goodger please stand up please stand up
That’s what I thought; her left hand looks v square and just not right. Her face thoughThe way she's holding the cutlery looks odd to me. Maybe it is just me but it doesn't look quite right. Hmmm...
All I see is pickled onion space raiders…. Pentagon did confirm a few weeks ago that the UFO pics are realThe way she's holding the cutlery looks odd to me. Maybe it is just me but it doesn't look quite right. Hmmm...
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That is not a cereal bowl either.......why not just get a nosebag ?
It's the 2 fingers resting on the knife and fork; they look like they are barely touching/holding them. I seriously need to get a life if I'm scrutinising a knife and fork!!!That’s what I thought; her left hand looks v square and just not right. Her face though
And whats with the mega 80's style shoulders ? Also cannot help but notice restaurant likes to garnish with a whole cherry tomato or two just like Lozza - is this where her inspiration came from ?View attachment 555280
Isn’t Charlie a good boy. He’s learnt to chop her face in half now too.
Except he’s not very good. Took too much off the right side now it’s uneven
aww nah!!! duck off!!! 
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That photo is hilarious! Shoulders like an NFL player.
The 80's called, they want their shoulder pads back!
Also Chaz was checking out the woman in the pink dress behind Loz.
Also Chaz was checking out the woman in the pink dress behind Loz.
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He’s as pathetic as her hahahahaha
Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey.. wtf? It may be a bit cold outside but I would have to take that monstrosity of a coat(?) off before eating! And is that yet another coffee she is drinking?? Does she not know that caffeine is not advised during pregnancy?! She is clueless 
ETA: I’m a massive tea lover (don’t like coffee) and the headaches I had to endure in early pregnancy after switching to decaf were horrendous but I powered through. Had to give up my two main loves.. tea and alcohol. I managed it twice over. Shame our Lozza can’t do the same for her baybeh gel
ETA: I’m a massive tea lover (don’t like coffee) and the headaches I had to endure in early pregnancy after switching to decaf were horrendous but I powered through. Had to give up my two main loves.. tea and alcohol. I managed it twice over. Shame our Lozza can’t do the same for her baybeh gel
He is and his photoshop attempt has got to be the worst that I’ve ever seen. Jawline is nonexistent causing her overfilled cheeks look even bigger.
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I don’t understand how she can believe it’s ok ?? She’s sat In public ??? People can see her actual bleeping face ?????
I can't unsee a naked person in that flesh coloured top. But you are correct Captain- that's the beautiful view he's referring to!!
She’s an embarrassment. How she can sit on Loose Women and say that she looks identical to her Instagram photos/videos is beyond me.I don’t understand how she can believe it’s ok ?? She’s sat In public ??? People can see her actual bleeping face ?????
If Jersey Boy took a photo of me eating in public (or private), that cutlery would need to be surgically removed.
Scrunchie Alert!!
So who took the photo and why is that hole still wearing his cap??? Has he NO manners?
So who took the photo and why is that hole still wearing his cap??? Has he NO manners?
I need to get over my cutlery obsession!!
Prick! Jersey Boy wouldn't go to the shop for milk looking like that, let alone dine out!! I'd shrink with embarrassment if that was me...
Nothing is safe from photoshop!!! She is a Grade A idiot- top of the class in fact!What’s wrong with her left hand
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