Lauren Goodger #25 Cankles, FaceTune & streaky hair, she struts the streets in market wear
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So she has a mahoosive bowl of extremely healthy coco pops for breakfast (at lunch time if not later) and then eats it in the bath?! Who actually does that?! Pregnancy is not an excuse to be a trampy scruffy slob 
What are they living on? How much does she get from her car park pics and her column? Surely it’s not enough to live on?
Wearing her Christmas cracker lips today.
Still got no forehead though. She has the strangest profile I have ever seen
Isn’t Charlie a good boy. He’s learnt to chop her face in half now too.
Except he’s not very good. Took too much off the right side now it’s uneven
Knew I'd seen that jaw somewhere before come here gorgeous and give us a kiss:
She hasn't even matched the foundation colour under her bloody chin!
Under any of them.Knew I'd seen that jaw somewhere before come here gorgeous and give us a kiss:
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She hasn't even matched the foundation colour under her bloody chin!
Her hair looks odd due to the amount of photoshopping on her faceView attachment 555280
Isn’t Charlie a good boy. He’s learnt to chop her face in half now too.
Except he’s not very good. Took too much off the right side now it’s uneven
My hubby just said her restaurant is about a 15 min walk from where we are tonight. Maybe I should go for a walk
Hah. And we call Charles odd ball. She’s literally the odd looking ball right now.
Dorito face strikes again...View attachment 555280
Isn’t Charlie a good boy. He’s learnt to chop her face in half now too.
Except he’s not very good. Took too much off the right side now it’s uneven
She has a face that not even her mother could love, also because she wouldn't be able to recognize it because of all of the filters.
On his stories he shows LOADS of starters but on hers she just shows the mains (the mains alone are too big IMO).
Here’s a thing Lozza, if you’re embarrassed to show the humongous amount of food that you are both eating then it should tell you that neither of you should be eating that amount.
Here’s a thing Lozza, if you’re embarrassed to show the humongous amount of food that you are both eating then it should tell you that neither of you should be eating that amount.
It was sooo heartwarming to see the cherry tomato had made an appearance on there for a bit of her 5 a day
scrunchie alert
Hi @Katie8ee hope the move went well.
Feeding time at the baboon's cageView attachment 555280
Isn’t Charlie a good boy. He’s learnt to chop her face in half now too.
Except he’s not very good. Took too much off the right side now it’s uneven
Never mind that, I've just noticed, who the duck is that naked person next to her right arm?
Trying so hard not to go in propa like: throw the bleeping cutlery away, nom-nom-nom, where is me trough of food
It’s meNever mind that, I've just noticed, who the duck is that naked person next to her right arm?
The way she's holding the cutlery looks odd to me. Maybe it is just me but it doesn't look quite right. Hmmm...
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