Moleman logs in for her tooJust don’t get it... one room he’s listening to their little Laulies heartbeat and the other she’s getting her baps out
What app did she use for the kid pic... I’m wanna try it on one of me as a crotchfruit
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Lauren Goodger #25 Cankles, FaceTune & streaky hair, she struts the streets in market wear
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What app did she use for the kid pic... I’m wanna try it on one of me as a crotchfruit
Must be so uncomfortable to sit there and try and eat in that jacket. Doesn’t look like it has much room to move
I know. It’s not a very pretty picture and the bottom half looks very big. Can’t even see the seat she’s sitting on
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I'm sorry but in that horrible fur jacket and with her real Max Headroom orange face she looks like a gorilla... apologies if I have offended any gorillas who obviously have a much higher IQ than this thing.
Does she not realize it makes her look so much more massive too. She’s quite dim isn’t she.
Kept putting hard in front of face. Ok goodger.
Kept putting hard in front of face. Ok goodger.
So according to that her due date is 23rd July we will see lol!!
Seriously why is every single post littered with spelling mistakes. She spends "sooooo"much time editing the picture and then doesn't look at the words or even try to read them in her head or does she honestly believe that we will be so captivated with her natural beauty that the words are just irrelevant.
Just saw the bewitful pics of lozza and chazza on their date night , eating 80% of the restaurant on their table. Bewitful loz chopped her face so it looks like a complete point and has chazza eaten her thumb as there wasn’t enough grub on da table ?
She must be sweating her bollocks off in that fur coat
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I wonder what Loz will be having for dinner today, will she cook? will Chaz cook? or get a free takeaway?
Looks like he ate the lower part of one side of her face...Just saw the bewitful pics of lozza and chazza on their date night , eating 80% of the restaurant on their table. Bewitful loz chopped her face so it looks like a complete point and has chazza eaten her thumb as there wasn’t enough grub on da table ?
She must be sweating her bollocks off in that fur coat
Choco Krispies for you in the bath no doubt
Those scans, I can't, they make your child look like something out of the bloody X files, they give me the willys (not literally like!)
Hope you are all ok Scrunchies
Yep, the scans are a little creepy and yes X files springs to mind.Those scans, I can't, they make your child look like something out of the bloody X files, they give me the willys (not literally like!)
Hope you are all ok Scrunchies
Nice to see you Facehugger, especially at this time of the day, you must be better and firing on all 4 cylinders.
Definitely back on form!! Watch yourself CaptainI'm fighting fit thank you Captainyou better watch it & behave yourself now or else
The plasticine baby scan freaks me out ..... not just her, anytime I see one. I would rather just see a dot.
Yep, back to normal.I'm fighting fit thank you Captain
She's just all round horrible.She’s a Narcissist with complete body dismorphyia and psychological issues, I mean you have to be to keep peddling lies constantly and to edit a picture of yourself as a child to make yourself more conventionally Pretty I mean how messed up do you have to be to consider let alone actually do it. Or do you think she knew people would find out and it would keep her in the press, at this point I think she edits so heavily to keep people talking
One quick google search reveals the sad truth.
Yeah deffo a Junetember babyeh!
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