Lauren Goodger #24 Clunge and Plunge sitting in a tree B . E . G . G . I . N . G

[NinaStar90]

Haha she's almost squatting in those pics to make her legs not look massive.
She definitely doesn't have any maternity wear other than those hideous jumpsuits and pj's. I mean, I live in pj's and leggings right now, but I've always claimed I'm anything but a 'hot mama' wannabe.

 

[Harrigan]

I’ve just had a quick look at the Daily Mail. There’s a story about Jessica Alves and the top comment is Goodgers twin but better looking.

I am no fan of Lauren and although I see the similarities they are both very deluded and sad characters.

 

[Sasha Sinclair]

Was just about to ask why is she squatting to appear like she has a thigh gap ? Either that or she's developed rickets

 

[Blowup80]

Haha she's almost squatting in those pics to make her legs not look massive.
She definitely doesn't have any maternity wear other than those hideous jumpsuits and pj's. I mean, I live in pj's and leggings right now, but I've always claimed I'm anything but a 'hot mama' wannabe.

But you are a hot mamma

She is a huge lying fat mess of contradictions/contractions. These people should be obliterated from social media for their endless lies and posturing. Then we could all have a great fun picnic and talk about normal stuff like the price of beef/sofas/hair straightners...

Btw, where is our Katie this afternoon?

I just have Babyliss hair straighter much cheaper than GHD's I did however splash out on a dark velvet sofa. I also love Beef. Ooh that was refreshing instead of talking about Clunge and Plunge!!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

So now she posts pictures of bought juice. What happened to those gazillions of juice sachets she begged for and was then gifted? She advertised them for a few days and then stopped. I bet she either binned them or gave them away because we have seen her fridge /freezer space and it is non existent. When they contacted her why couldn’t she just ask for a weeks worth instead of getting the works because it’s free.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

So now she posts pictures of bought juice. What happened to those gazillions of juice sachets she begged for and was then gifted? She advertised them for a few days and then stopped. I bet she either binned them or gave them away because we have seen her fridge /freezer space and it is non existent. When they contacted her why couldn’t she just ask for a weeks worth instead of getting the works because it’s free.

There's no room in the freezer, it's full of Chas's Funny Feet lollies

 

[Sunnydaze101]

This comment from DM cracked me up:

"Places a protective hand over her bump" What's the point in doing that when she's posing for photographs in the middle of the road?!

 

[liar liar]

But you are a hot mamma


I just have Babyliss hair straighter much cheaper than GHD's I did however splash out on a dark velvet sofa. I also love Beef. Ooh that was refreshing instead of talking about Clunge and Plunge!!

My hair straighteners come from Morrisons I think lol. I do like a nice cup of Bovril. Haven't changed my sofas for a few years - hmmm

 

[Blowup80]

My hair straighteners come from Morrisons I think lol. I do like a nice cup of Bovril. Haven't changed my sofas for a few years - hmmm

Ooh Liar treat yourself pet. Sure you could beg for a new one

 

[Mollichop]

Cant do a demi Moore because the bump is fake, on a devastating miscarriage the public awaits


Too far?

@mchops We've both posted nearly the same thing a few times now, even i'm starting to think we're sock puppets! And your name freaks me out

IRL she's about eleventy stone bone dry

 

[minnietheminx]

Anyone fancy a jacket potatoe for lunch

I’ve just had a quick look at the Daily Mail. There’s a story about Jessica Alves and the top comment is Goodgers twin but better looking.

I am no fan of Lauren and although I see the similarities they are both very deluded and sad characters.

oops

Bet she’s fuuuuuuuumin DM aren’t buying her copyWRITE pics!

 

[Pom Bear]

I leave this here while I catch up xx.

Loooool ...

 

[liar liar]

Ooh Liar treat yourself pet. Sure you could beg for a new one

I'd never beg - I have the cash! That stuff Lozza seems short of

I leave this here while I catch up xx.

Loooool ...

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Yup a Kenny Everett moment again with Rod Stewart's blow up arse! Thank @Pom Bear - hope you are 100% now

I'm trying to think of words to 'Oh my Darlin' Clementine' In a back street, in a car park, never far from her i-phone, dwelt a yungel 35er but she was pictured all alone...' 'She was pregnant, so she told us; always begging for free stuff. How did it happen when the father isn't keen on women's muff.'

 

[Pom Bear]

I'd never beg - I have the cash! That stuff Lozza seems short of


Yup a Kenny Everett moment again with Rod Stewart's blow up arse! Thank @Pom Bear - hope you are 100% now

Loooool I remember that on Kenny Everett xx.
alot better thank you not 100% but dizziness is gone xx.

Back view lol ...

 

[NinaStar90]

Jus gunna sit an ate ma yughat wiv mah legs totly wiahd open guyz 'ormones is so strong todah, so am keeping mah legs apaht and mah knees bent. Av still got a thigh gap see?

 

[Sasha Sinclair]

I've just bunged a load of food in the oven. Does anyone want recipes or a Boomerang of it cooking?

 

[liar liar]

Loooool I remember that on Kenny Everett xx.
alot better thank you not 100% but dizziness is gone xx.

Back view lol ...

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Ah - she can now enter Walmart without failing the exams - deep joy! Glad you are on the mend Pom

I've just bunged a load of food in the oven. Does anyone want recipes or a Boomerang of it cooking?

Has it got any rosemary on it?

Jus gunna sit an ate ma yughat wiv mah legs totly wiahd open guyz 'ormones is so strong todah, so am keeping mah legs apaht and mah knees bent. Av still got a thigh gap see?

By jove - she may have something there - unfortunately others have been eating this simple staple for decades. Thigh gap?

 

[Pom Bear]

Ah - she can now enter Walmart without failing the exams - deep joy! Glad you are on the mend Pom


Has it got any rosemary on it?

Thank you xx.
Looooool she fit well in Walmart xx

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Jus gunna sit an ate ma yughat wiv mah legs totly wiahd open guyz 'ormones is so strong todah, so am keeping mah legs apaht and mah knees bent. Av still got a thigh gap see?

Airing the Clunge

@Katie8ee very quiet without you!!

 

[BonsaiBobbi]

Thank you xx.
Looooool she fit well in Walmart xx

I was confused about the rosemary. On her instagram video when she was manipulating Paxo into balls with her chubby little mitts (having prepared it in a frying pan?!), it was definitely bay leaves she had in the potato tray. Which I did think was a bit special. More fraudulent theft of images from the queen of lies, perchance?