Lauren Goodger #24 Clunge and Plunge sitting in a tree B . E . G . G . I . N . G

[Moomin_mama]

Morning Scrunchies!

I'm beginning to think we need a tattle Wiki page for her on this thread (I've seen it on Hinch's, I didn't stop long over there as I don't mind her) to catalogue all the insidious things she's done so that if newbies think we're being too harsh they can take a look to see she's not not liked for no reason!

•Happy to sell cyanide to her followers as she is too fick to know it's poison and was caught admitting she doesn't care what it is, as long as she gets paid

•Photoshopping an image of her as a kid & pretending it was real

•Following her Ex and his new wife on holiday (or was it their honeymoon?)

•Is the only person on the planet that sets up ridiculous fake pap shots, get the images, crudely photoshops them so they look nothing like her & try & flog to the press

• (& the one that annoys me the most) Photoshops every inch of herself so that it looks nothing like reality, but tries to pretend it is, so that young impressionable girls think it's normal and have an impossible vision of beauty that isn't even normal

•Known around Essex to be absolutely vile to people (messaged a girl in insta telling her how ugly she was and she needed to get surgery)

•Trying to pass off her RIDICULOUS bum as 'natural, just hard work in the gym'

•Is just a lazy, entitled wannabe who's 10mins of fame have long gone and she's desperately clinging on, with no actual talent, that it is embarrassing

Did I miss some?

Photoshopped her own dad as well as her 5 year old self

Called an ambulance for a hangover

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Morning Scrunchies!

I'm beginning to think we need a tattle Wiki page for her on this thread (I've seen it on Hinch's, I didn't stop long over there as I don't mind her) to catalogue all the insidious things she's done so that if newbies think we're being too harsh they can take a look to see she's not not liked for no reason!

•Happy to sell cyanide to her followers as she is too fick to know it's poison and was caught admitting she doesn't care what it is, as long as she gets paid

•Photoshopping an image of her as a kid & pretending it was real

•Following her Ex and his new wife on holiday (or was it their honeymoon?)

•Is the only person on the planet that sets up ridiculous fake pap shots, get the images, crudely photoshops them so they look nothing like her & try & flog to the press

• (& the one that annoys me the most) Photoshops every inch of herself so that it looks nothing like reality, but tries to pretend it is, so that young impressionable girls think it's normal and have an impossible vision of beauty that isn't even normal

•Known around Essex to be absolutely vile to people (messaged a girl in insta telling her how ugly she was and she needed to get surgery)

•Trying to pass off her RIDICULOUS bum as 'natural, just hard work in the gym'

•Is just a lazy, entitled wannabe who's 10mins of fame have long gone and she's desperately clinging on, with no actual talent, that it is embarrassing

Did I miss some?

Wasn't there something about her slagging NHS staff on IG? Someone with better recall might be remember the details.

Don’t you have to wear big pads too after... (sorry if TMI)!!

Aye, more like cot mattresses though!

 

[BonsaiBobbi]

It was the cyanide thing that made me despise her. Sitting there, the size of a cow, with that stupidly deformed face and flappy mouth of hers openly stating she think it is okay to lie to vulnerable, insecure people for financial gain. The woman is an out and out fraud. I don't believe anything that comes out of her preposterous, pumped up gob. She has no shame, no dignity, no class and no morals. How on earth is she going to parent?

 

[sc90]

I find it so hard to get my head around people like Big Lozza and KP. They literally have no morals. They are narcissistic beyond belief but when someone calls them out on their behaviour, all of a sudden they are being trolled and bullied Do they not realise that when you put your whole life on SM that you are open to scrutiny? It baffles me how these people sleep at night

 

[Sunnydaze101]

It was the cyanide thing that made me despise her. Sitting there, the size of a cow, with that stupidly deformed face and flappy mouth of hers openly stating she think it is okay to lie to vulnerable, insecure people for financial gain. The woman is an out and out fraud. I don't believe anything that comes out of her preposterous, pumped up gob. She has no shame, no dignity, no class and no morals. How on earth is she going to parent?

I think that must have ended a lot of work for her. She has no credibility. Why would someone want to use her to promote stuff now? If she promotes I’d just email them and ask the company if it’s fake goods as Lauren promotes fake stuff.

 

[liar liar]

It was the cyanide thing that made me despise her. Sitting there, the size of a cow, with that stupidly deformed face and flappy mouth of hers openly stating she think it is okay to lie to vulnerable, insecure people for financial gain. The woman is an out and out fraud. I don't believe anything that comes out of her preposterous, pumped up gob. She has no shame, no dignity, no class and no morals. How on earth is she going to parent?

Yes that was terrible. She can't even be bothered to research anything and this product was deadly.

 

[Blowup80]

Yes, and... TMI WARNING

You are usually told to hold the pad over your vag when you are trying to poop for the first time so any stiiches don't split open with the pushing most people are too scared to poo, hence the piles. And with the size of her arse, it must be hard to tit anyway. Probs why she's mad on sweetcorn.

Oh my god I'm having flash backs to that. I remember hovering over the bath for about 5 minutes scared it would sting but it didn't. Then when I had my first week I did the same I was so scared it would hurt! duck know why when I'd just squeezed a baby out and that was the worst pain

 

[Freeka]

It was the cyanide thing that made me despise her. Sitting there, the size of a cow, with that stupidly deformed face and flappy mouth of hers openly stating she think it is okay to lie to vulnerable, insecure people for financial gain. The woman is an out and out fraud. I don't believe anything that comes out of her preposterous, pumped up gob. She has no shame, no dignity, no class and no morals. How on earth is she going to parent?

I had never heard of her until the 'hangover' performance last year with the artfully draped heart sensor selfies. Not been able to drag myself away from the utter horror show of her life since. I truly did not know people like her existed. She enthralls and repulses me.

 

[wrongturn]

Add in filming herself while driving
Believing she was in a relationship with a violent, incarcerated con
Lying about a late stage miscarriage on Dancing on Ice...

 

[Carrington31]

A food highlight?? Who is voting for this madness?!

 

[makemepancakes]

A food highlight?? Who is voting for this madness?!

LOL how can it be a food highlight when she literally only cooks the same roast again and again, which most normal people at her age have been doing for some time already
Given the general presumed IQ of her followers though, they might need her tips

 

[liar liar]

LOL how can it be a food highlight when she literally only cooks the same roast again and again, which most normal people at her age have been doing for some time already
Given the general presumed IQ of her followers though, they might need her tips

They would probably eat the bliddy rosemary haha.

 

[geordiegirl]

A food highlight?? Who is voting for this madness?!

I clicked ‘no’!

 

[Stripper Vicar]

She is a medical marvel with this pregnancy and ever changing bump shape & location

 

[Clickbait]

A food highlight?? Who is voting for this madness?!

Everyone asking why you’re making 40+ roast potatoes for 2 people!

So I’m sure I read something about Brazilian butt lifts which is that because they are your own fat cells injected, they remain with the same functionality as a fat cell i.e. the ability to grow in size if you put on weight. That would explain why her arse has grown and started getting saggy, also why her breast tissue has grown around her implants, and why the bottom half of her stomach is still tight (from the lipo) but she’s ballooned further up.

 

[Notredamn]

A food highlight?? Who is voting for this madness?!

Sums up the mentality of her followers that the majority are after more of her cooking wisdom or maybe they're clicking 'yes ' for a laugh
Her bare stomach looks ready to pop, she's got that stretched out belly button thing going on. Maybe she is pregnant with her own ego? Would explain why she's so massive

 

[NinaStar90]

Oh my god I'm having flash backs to that. I remember hovering over the bath for about 5 minutes scared it would sting but it didn't. Then when I had my first week I did the same I was so scared it would hurt! duck know why when I'd just squeezed a baby out and that was the worst pain

Yeah but Big Loz loves a bath she won't be scared, she'll want to just relax afta her tra-itic laybah. We'll at least she won't be able to insta it because of the pale pink water and horrible floaty bits... if you know, you know

 

[SATCGOSS]

Wasn't there something about her slagging NHS staff on IG? Someone with better recall might be remember the details.

Another Wiki entry- fingered by Charlie photo, wet patch on bedsheets. Photoshopping pregnancy bump. Then selling crusty thong on OF and pregnancy porn. Also Control Freaking Charlie; making him remove stuff off Social Media and come off OF as well as him admitting she makes him repost dinners and pictures on social media and completely taking over his dad dishcloth stint

 

[Sasha Sinclair]

That's quite the list for one woman my friends She has no redeemable qualities whatsoever.

 

[SATCGOSS]

Is Zoe Putnam Charlie’s mum? If so, how come he isn’t following her or never likes her nanna comments on Lauren’s page?