Haha, I tell you, our wish is Moley's command. He's ever so helpfulNo head though? And airbrushed as no sign of belly button!
Me!
Sheโs put a copywrite!!! on that poor kid again!
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He is helpful it's nice to see his turnaround time for resolutions to our issues is getting better, 3 stars today moley brava!Haha, I tell you, our wish is Moley's command. He's ever so helpful
Has she covered his Arg-like moobs with a moon?
"Curve enhancing"??????????? Its too bloody small for her - buy a size 24 luv and stop squashing the kid OK?View attachment 536305
Warning for next pic. It will hurt your eyes. Check out the butt, is that even normal And look at the left hand. Itโs white and so swollen. No circulation?
And the face, no words. Hideous
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Sheโs dressed up with Vampire teeth???
I wonder if she buys her horrid sliders froml price's shonky "fashion" company?
"Ive got the keeeyyy, I've got the secreettt" Cheers for reading my above post and getting that follow request popped through for me Lozza hen much appreciated
Her followers have went up by a 1000 because we are all weak nosy bastardsHer cooking is horrendous I can't cope with the mess, chopping veg next to a minging candle, mess everywhere, cremated potatoes only to end up with this pile of burnt
The boobs don't look nearly as big as Lozza's. Why is she not showing her face? Did she run out of Photoshop? It could be anyone.
Total eclipse!!
Reckon Moley reads here all the time because it's bleeping hilarious well we are hilarious. Probs loves all the ribbing off Clunge and Plunge but every time he reads moleman he rubs his head and mutters I don't look like a mole
Fingers look weird too so sheโs done something there too I reckon... hilarious how stuff on here they actually end up doing in real life!
They do. It looks like sheโs made them thinner and longer. Thatโs another level of insecurity. Even for Lauren.
This is the woman who photoshopped herself as a 5 year old mind.
She did! I completely forgot about that.
Yep those elegant long fingers are not the same as the squishy short fingers from the crap park shots in the DM. I have little stubby fingers as only 5ft1 so Moleman can you please ask Lozza how she manages to stretch her stubbies overnight? 
How pregnant is this woman? From what I have seen I think she's due in July (?) but she's absolutely flipping massive!! I am 23 weeks and due in mid-August and my bump only popped out 3 weeks ago and it's nowhere near as big as hers seemed to be earlier this year - if anything I still fit a couple of pairs of trousers... the baby must be gigantic!
I think she's about 60 weeks at this stage . Certainly feels like she's being going on about it that long
Can you believe that she only announced it 3 months ago!!I think she's about 60 weeks at this stage . Certainly feels like she's being going on about it that long
Mother of god
And sheโs still got 3 months to go. God help us!Mother of god
is it even physically possible for that bump to get any bigger? I don't want to be one of those tin foil conspiracy theorists but how can she posibly be that big for a first baby with 3 months to go?!
There is no way! Can you imagine how big she would be? I'm not fat shaming I mean health wise that would be horrendous on her frame.
I woke up at 2am again (new habit) and was having a gander at her depop. I noticed that 90% of the clothing still has labels on and hasn't been used and I was like that's odd! Then it slowly dawned on me that this is Lauren and being a liar she probably tells pr/freebie companies she is a small size and so that's what she sells as none of the gear would ever fit her.
Same story with hats ,head is so big because she is narcissisticI think it's because her feet and ankles are so swollen she can't wear shoes so is wearing these furry sliders wee you girls wear.
Thank you for the thoughtsthis thread has beem a great tonic today!
I honestly don't know how these two will cope with a child.
That's my one back at school after 4 months (again) at home. It made me realise how much freedom you have as your kids get older. Man, the thought of having a baby stuck to me again like a limpet is actually scary, and I wasn't a self absorbed idiot like Big Loz. How will she cope without her family (who she doesn't see, but they always seem to be there at Xmas), how will she cope without her 2 bottles of wine, 20 fags and half a gram in/outside Spoons every Saturday, how will she manage to clean up a crappy nappy when she let her last lot of puppies projectile tit all over her bed while filming it? Girl is in for a shock.
That's my one back at school after 4 months (again) at home. It made me realise how much freedom you have as your kids get older. Man, the thought of having a baby stuck to me again like a limpet is actually scary, and I wasn't a self absorbed idiot like Big Loz. How will she cope without her family (who she doesn't see, but they always seem to be there at Xmas), how will she cope without her 2 bottles of wine, 20 fags and half a gram in/outside Spoons every Saturday, how will she manage to clean up a crappy nappy when she let her last lot of puppies projectile tit all over her bed while filming it? Girl is in for a shock.
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