Lauren Goodger #24 Clunge and Plunge sitting in a tree B . E . G . G . I . N . G

[Freeka]

I’m wondering if this is her as the spelling/grammar is atrocious and why would someone write ‘and I’m a nice person’?

Bizarre. It's so obviously Lozza wot wrote it. She will have loads of sock puppet accounts to praise herself and ask herself dumb tit. Unfortunately she is too thick to do it properly. Who told the alleged OP they weren't a nice person.? Dozy mare...

We can only hope that she doesn’t end up filming it. Surely no TV show would be interested. She’s got as much charisma as a plank of wood and she’s not very well liked at all.

I would watch it mind However, no small channel would have the funds for Hollywood standard after effects she would want applied so that nobody gets to see the real her.

I can't quite describe the joy I get when she posts these things like should I do a pregnancy talk/should I cook a roast blah blah and it has a Yes/No button and I press No it's soooo chaldish but I love it.

Me too

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Did she take down her animal killing lit lanterns pictures?

 

[Katie8ee]

Just to clarify what's happening here. This is her living room carpet so she's sat on her living room carpet going through A4 sized I want to say print outs? Copies? of photos from her Instagram Grid. Her head is absolutely tapped! She's a maniac a full scale maniac.

"What you doing babez?"
"Just fingering these bewful printouts of us"

MANIAC!

It won't let me attach the photo as it's too large which is now annoying me so go to her Instagram it's the last story!

Ok I have now attached but it's really cropped there are more photos on the carpet than just these ones.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Just to clarify what's happening here. This is her living room carpet so she's sat on her living room carpet going through A4 sized I want to say print outs? Copies? of photos from her Instagram Grid. Her head is absolutely tapped! She's a maniac a full scale maniac.

"What you doing babez?"
"Just fingering these bewful printouts of us"

MANIAC!

It won't let me attach the photo as it's too large which is now annoying me so go to her Instagram it's the last story!

Ok I have now attached but it's really cropped there are more photos on the carpet than just these ones.

this one?

Printouts of pictures that don’t look like her . Her kid will be like. Momma who dat witch with my pretend daddy.

 

[Katie8ee]

this one?

Printouts of pictures that don’t look like her . Her kid will be like. Momma who dat witch with my pretend daddy.

The funniest thing is I was cropping it and it kept refusing to upload it so I was getting annoyed and i thought I bet Sunny could just get this in two seconds

I mean I know they all Photoshop everything I just haven't in my mind ever thought of them having actual physical photos of these pretend people. Also what was even the point of that story just more I HAVE A BOYFFRIENDDD bullshit. We know Lauren, we know.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

It’s unbelievable. And for Charles, who I think might be a bit more normal and not got mental issues like Loser to allow it? Surely he should say look Babez, if people come round and see these pictures of you that don’t really look like you up in the house then you look stupid and I look even more stupid.



I just accidentally found the add GIF button. That’s fun.

 

[xyzcba]

Just to clarify what's happening here. This is her living room carpet so she's sat on her living room carpet going through A4 sized I want to say print outs? Copies? of photos from her Instagram Grid. Her head is absolutely tapped! She's a maniac a full scale maniac.

"What you doing babez?"
"Just fingering these bewful printouts of us"

MANIAC!

It won't let me attach the photo as it's too large which is now annoying me so go to her Instagram it's the last story!

Ok I have now attached but it's really cropped there are more photos on the carpet than just these ones.

This is desperate teenage language for 'look we's happy and in love, Promise'
...

Except you're in your mid 30s, and your GFP boyf is nearer his teens than he is to you. The shame.

 

[minnietheminx]

She's an expert in pregacy babes. She's amazing at it you know? Like her bloods

Big Loz finks she’s a worldie and that her folloers (BOTS) want advice from a young gel (mid 30’s woman) on how to get strong ormones and fings!
#freecharlie

The fact that all her supporters and 'fans' are illiterates speaks volumes.

Moleman writes those!
#freecharlie

 

[JakeM]

Big Loz finks she’s a worldie and that her folloers (BOTS) want advice from a young gel (mid 30’s woman) on hiw to get strong or mines and fings!
#freecharlie

Don’t forget how she pretends that she gets so many questions about her recipes.
“Well you know babes, a just put in what a fink needs to go in”. Yes Lauren, and it shows.

 

[Chi4]

It looks like dog sick I remember the time @265 said it looked like road kill and some random went off at him for being offensive

I remember that
Her food looks worse then roadkill now, looks like a sewerage plant

Just to clarify what's happening here. This is her living room carpet so she's sat on her living room carpet going through A4 sized I want to say print outs? Copies? of photos from her Instagram Grid. Her head is absolutely tapped! She's a maniac a full scale maniac.

"What you doing babez?"
"Just fingering these bewful printouts of us"

MANIAC!

It won't let me attach the photo as it's too large which is now annoying me so go to her Instagram it's the last story!

Ok I have now attached but it's really cropped there are more photos on the carpet than just these ones.

She is such a weirdo !

Don’t forget how she pretends that she gets so many questions about her recipes.
“Well you know babes, a just put in what a fink needs to go in”. Yes Lauren, and it shows.

Babeszzz just put anyfink ya like innit and it will come out like sewerage . Chazza says it gives him the runs mind you

 

[JakeM]

Babeszzz just put anyfink ya like innit and it will come out like sewerage . Chazza says it gives him the runs mind you

“An a won’t be giving the ungratefuw twit any more of me bootiful food”.

 

[265]

“An a won’t be giving the ungratefuw twit any more of me bootiful food”.

Talking of Food, my Roast Pork Dinner, there are peas under the cabbage.

 

[Katie8ee]

Talking of Food, my Roast Pork Dinner, there are peas under the cabbage.

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It looks amazing!!! Regardless of what those meanies say I love the plate! I had a very UnSunday lunch Veggie Chargrilled Wraps

 

[minnietheminx]

Don’t forget how she pretends that she gets so many questions about her recipes.
“Well you know babes, a just put in what a fink needs to go in”. Yes Lauren, and it shows.

And even though all the Scrunchies press NO, it miraculously comes up that everyone does!
#freecharlie ffs

 

[265]

It looks amazing!!! Regardless of what those meanies say I love the plate! I had a very UnSunday lunch Veggie Chargrilled Wraps

Double feature, still haven't cut my hair yet, I dare to share.

I need to facetune the second one.

 

[liar liar]

Talking of Food, my Roast Pork Dinner, there are peas under the cabbage.

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All your dinners look the same to me apart from the meat maybe - where's he apple sauce? Oh you have blackberries with it OH NO YOU HAVEN'T - THAT'S THE HIDEOUS PLATE! Silly me

 

[265]

All your dinners look the same to me apart from the meat maybe - where's he apple sauce? Oh you have blackberries with it OH NO YOU HAVEN'T - THAT'S THE HIDEOUS PLATE! Silly me

TBH my roasts do look the same apart from the meat, I don't do apple sauce personally.

I think this will be the last Roast I post, I only posted one last one for Katie8ee.

 

[Katie8ee]

Double feature, still haven't cut my hair yet, I dare to share.

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I need to facetune the second one.

It's soooo long!!!!! @Facehugger will be giving you a telling off for that!

I love the roast pictures keep them coming!

 

[SATCGOSS]

Talking of Food, my Roast Pork Dinner, there are peas under the cabbage.

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Any crackling or stuffing? If not you need to throw a strop Kevin and Perry style to your mum (sorry if I’ve got it wrong in assuming it’s your mum’s handiwork but thought I’d read before she does the roasts?)

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Talking of Food, my Roast Pork Dinner, there are peas under the cabbage.

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Yuuummmmm. Look at the crispy potatoes and rich gravy.