"I'm so strict when it comes to food I eat" - so strict that if it's not swimming in oil or mayo, I won't have it, it's simply not what baybeh wants.
"Everyone's talking about the baby name being Laulie" - no Lozzer with your massive ego, pipe down love literally nobody gives 2 hoots. A group of Scrunchies* found it amusing that you'd made up a name, and found it even more laughable that you would merge your names together. The DM (and you) read here so ran with it for filler/clickbait. That is not EVERYONE IN EXISTENCE.
*should it be a bunch of Scrunchies? What's the term? Like a gaggle of geese or a pride of lions... maybe bunch