Looks like someone’s pan after a dodgy 4 day old curry
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Looks like someone’s pan after a dodgy 4 day old curry
You can submit your suggestion when this thread hits 48, the most votes wins.Ooh can I have a go at athread title please, even though I'm new![]()
Photoshopped by paps, a raw chicken wrap, baby outfits in any colour, as long as it's black![]()
Oh she has! We have had many a candle lit bath bump video always as a prelude to her what am I making tonight videoNot that anybody wants them, but how come this wallowing hippo has yet to do a bath bump vid? She's recorded her tree trunk legs for years. I still think this is fake.
One of her first comments on insta after announcing it was ' I'm not lying'
Indeed, porn time before teatime, must be how she works up such an appetiteOh she has! We have had many a candle lit bath bump video always as a prelude to her what am I making tonight video![]()
Oh she has! We have had many a candle lit bath bump video always as a prelude to her what am I making tonight video![]()
I must have missed those. Only bump vids I've seen are grainy bedroom no face ones.Oh she has! We have had many a candle lit bath bump video always as a prelude to her what am I making tonight video![]()
I never thought about it until I wrote that above but why wouldn't you have your dinner then the bath. So your getting all clean, washing your hair then going into a hot kitchen and cooking a smelly curry it seems counter productive.Indeed, porn time before teatime, must be how she works up such an appetite![]()
Exactly, wrong way round isn't itI never thought about it until I wrote that above but why wouldn't you have your dinner then the bath. So your getting all clean, washing your hair then going into a hot kitchen and cooking a smelly curry it seems counter productive.
I’ve just found this one. Unfortunately (or fortunately?) you can’t see her bump. It was around mid February.Oh she has! We have had many a candle lit bath bump video always as a prelude to her what am I making tonight video![]()
Loz isn't known for having mass intelligence.I never thought about it until I wrote that above but why wouldn't you have your dinner then the bath. So your getting all clean, washing your hair then going into a hot kitchen and cooking a smelly curry it seems counter productive.
I wonder what Curry sauce she uses? I never see a mention of the brand unless I blinked and missed it.I actually screamed “NO, NO, not SWEETCORN” and made my bf jump when I saw the brown substance cooking. Happy to see it was chickpeas, very much doubt they were eaten.
Big Loz cooking curry = cut up a pack of 6 chicken breasts and 4 onions. Fry them in 2 pints of veg oil. Open jar of curry sauce. Tip it in. Add chickpeas because it said so on the curry jar. Boil it until the chicken has gone tough and dry. Serve with microwave rice and 20 poppadoms.
Wonder if this curry was “unreal” as well and will make the OK column?
I've been so busy I haven't even got to the Daily Mail yet, you know fending off the ladies making kissy faces at me and all that.Late to the party as always but I am absolutely howling at today's DM photos.
Oh, Lozza....
If this was teI’ve just found this one. Unfortunately (or fortunately?) you can’t see her bump. It was around mid February.
Today she went tesco so busy. Managed to by whole jars of dried spices and herbs that she will never use again. Chucked in coconut milk and chick pea water,I wonder what Curry sauce she uses? I never see a mention of the brand unless I blinked and missed it.
Personally I like Uncle Ben's medium curry, however when Mother cooks it she only uses one medium onion, mushrooms, chicken pieces which she cuts smaller and maybe 2 tablespoons of oil. No sweetcorn, no chickpeas, no screwing around.
Oh @265, what a delightful treat you have waiting for you!I've been so busy I haven't even got to the Daily Mail yet, you know fending off the ladies making kissy faces at me and all that.