Lauren Goodger #22 On only fans flogging her golly, earning money for her baybeh Lolly.

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Ooh can I have a go at athread title please, even though I'm new :D :D

Photoshopped by paps, a raw chicken wrap, baby outfits in any colour, as long as it's black :D
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Not that anybody wants them, but how come this wallowing hippo has yet to do a bath bump vid? She's recorded her tree trunk legs for years. I still think this is fake.
One of her first comments on insta after announcing it was ' I'm not lying'
Oh she has! We have had many a candle lit bath bump video always as a prelude to her what am I making tonight video 😂
 
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Oh she has! We have had many a candle lit bath bump video always as a prelude to her what am I making tonight video 😂
Oh she has! We have had many a candle lit bath bump video always as a prelude to her what am I making tonight video 😂
I must have missed those. Only bump vids I've seen are grainy bedroom no face ones.
I only anonymously see her vids. Last time she blocked me over her hook up site I gave up
 
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They must have guts of steel. Anyone else would be torn up in the bathroom after consuming raw chicken but she has thought nothing of throwing together a curry for the next meal. She cooks with such reckless abandon! Couple of beasts.
 
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Indeed, porn time before teatime, must be how she works up such an appetite 🤣🤣
I never thought about it until I wrote that above but why wouldn't you have your dinner then the bath. So your getting all clean, washing your hair then going into a hot kitchen and cooking a smelly curry it seems counter productive.
 
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I never thought about it until I wrote that above but why wouldn't you have your dinner then the bath. So your getting all clean, washing your hair then going into a hot kitchen and cooking a smelly curry it seems counter productive.
Exactly, wrong way round isn't it 😏😏😏 something's afoot I tell ye! 🤣
 
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I never thought about it until I wrote that above but why wouldn't you have your dinner then the bath. So your getting all clean, washing your hair then going into a hot kitchen and cooking a smelly curry it seems counter productive.
Loz isn't known for having mass intelligence.
 
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I actually screamed “NO, NO, not SWEETCORN” and made my bf jump when I saw the brown substance cooking. Happy to see it was chickpeas, very much doubt they were eaten.

Big Loz cooking curry = cut up a pack of 6 chicken breasts and 4 onions. Fry them in 2 pints of veg oil. Open jar of curry sauce. Tip it in. Add chickpeas because it said so on the curry jar. Boil it until the chicken has gone tough and dry. Serve with microwave rice and 20 poppadoms.

Wonder if this curry was “unreal” as well and will make the OK column?
 
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I actually screamed “NO, NO, not SWEETCORN” and made my bf jump when I saw the brown substance cooking. Happy to see it was chickpeas, very much doubt they were eaten.

Big Loz cooking curry = cut up a pack of 6 chicken breasts and 4 onions. Fry them in 2 pints of veg oil. Open jar of curry sauce. Tip it in. Add chickpeas because it said so on the curry jar. Boil it until the chicken has gone tough and dry. Serve with microwave rice and 20 poppadoms.

Wonder if this curry was “unreal” as well and will make the OK column?
I wonder what Curry sauce she uses? I never see a mention of the brand unless I blinked and missed it.
Personally I like Uncle Ben's medium curry, however when Mother cooks it she only uses one medium onion, mushrooms, chicken pieces which she cuts smaller and maybe 2 tablespoons of oil. No sweetcorn, no chickpeas, no screwing around.
 
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@Katie8ee thanks for sharing that article, interesting read. Clearly written with a bias, not quite sure what the point of it was. Didn’t speak to a Tattle rep, didn’t speak to any Tattle posters. Therefore could only theorise why people may be posting on here.

Also totally missed the point about the rule of non-engagement - this isn’t being dumped on their metaphorical doorstep: they seek out the ‘hatred’. If you don’t want to get stressed out etc. by what people are saying about you then just don’t read Tattle.
 
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Late to the party as always but I am absolutely howling at today's DM photos.

Oh, Lozza....
I've been so busy I haven't even got to the Daily Mail yet, you know fending off the ladies making kissy faces at me and all that.
 
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I’ve just found this one. Unfortunately (or fortunately?) you can’t see her bump. It was around mid February.
If this was te
I wonder what Curry sauce she uses? I never see a mention of the brand unless I blinked and missed it.
Personally I like Uncle Ben's medium curry, however when Mother cooks it she only uses one medium onion, mushrooms, chicken pieces which she cuts smaller and maybe 2 tablespoons of oil. No sweetcorn, no chickpeas, no screwing around.
Today she went tesco so busy. Managed to by whole jars of dried spices and herbs that she will never use again. Chucked in coconut milk and chick pea water,
Bootiful
 
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I've been so busy I haven't even got to the Daily Mail yet, you know fending off the ladies making kissy faces at me and all that.
Oh @265, what a delightful treat you have waiting for you!

Also, a nice shout out to the Scrunchies in the comments ❤
 
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OH bleeping HELL, Furry sliders and HER ARSE... what is going on there??

No Mask, no bleeping BRAIN either and Chaz is not into her at all.

 
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