Lauren Goodger #22 On only fans flogging her golly, earning money for her baybeh Lolly.

[Blowup80]

Yay!!! I think Chaz would be in heaven today. I just sent my recently relocated to Glasvegas from England friend a message and asked him if it was taps aff in kelvingrove park apparently in the Highlands we have the nicest weather today!

Imagine being stuffed in a flat with big Loz when your 23 and could be out with your pals in the sunshine.


Well it's a lovely day! Best thing for a hangover is a good walk! Let's not forget beard beard brag beard. @265 is going to kill us for the waffle. What are you painting?

Oh yeah did you not know? I live with a handsome BEARD

 

[Katie8ee]

Oh yeah did you not know? I live with a handsome BEARD

I mean you did not mention it as much as Big Loz hasnt mentioned being pregnant eyed up one today think he may have been homeless but hey ho people are people

 

[Blowup80]

Has the DM not ran with the lip story yet? I just need to see the comments!!!

 

[Jersey Girl]

Look at you all talking waffle and bragging about pubs and bread and living near beaches.. Such show offs!!
How am I today you ask? Just bought paint, waiting in the car for beard reading Tattle and got a hangover but the sun is shining but I'm a red head so it can piss off

2 out of 3 for me! Pub and beach... want freshly baked bread now! Damn . Captain Pot Noodle not going to be happy with the waffle but nothing happening on Planet Lozchar

 

[Katie8ee]

She's having a smoothie now, I don't have the receipts but I am pretty sure these are the same stories from the other day like exactly.

 

[liar liar]

She's having a smoothie now, I don't have the receipts but I am pretty sure these are the same stories from the other day like exactly.

So a couple of packets of chopped fruit and errm some 'sink' water... lovely

 

[Jersey Girl]

She's having a smoothie now, I don't have the receipts but I am pretty sure these are the same stories from the other day like exactly.

That's what that switch does- Thank you Loz.

 

[265]

Has the DM not ran with the lip story yet? I just need to see the comments!!!

Sadly no they haven't, Loz isn't really much of a priority in the papers.

 

[Katie8ee]

Im going to make one of my painted eggs tattled themed. I mean I have the artistic skills of a rock but let's go!

(Yes I bought a new paint set just for this)

 

[265]

Im going to make one of my painted eggs tattled themed. I mean I have the artistic skills of a rock but let's go!

(Yes I bought a new paint set just for this)

Oh goody, when I come back online later I eggspeck some cool results.

 

[Katie8ee]

Oh goody, when I come back online later I eggspeck some cool results.

Remember keep those eggspecktations low example this is my drawing of a sheep. (Not even joking that I threw in the tree and grass as an extra for flair )

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I mean you did not mention it as much as Big Loz hasnt mentioned being pregnant eyed up one today think he may have been homeless but hey ho people are people

She’s pregnant? Pregnant Lauren Goodger Is pregnant? I thought that was just her name

 

[Katie8ee]

She’s pregnant? Pregnant Lauren Goodger Is pregnant? I thought that was just her name

IS SHE PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!! i need to sit down *wheezes*

 

[Emmie81]

It looks like Brooke Vincent and Lippy Lozza are wearing the EXACT same maternity clothes

now she’s a very pretty girl but I can picture is lard arse

 

[Sunnydaze101]

She's having a smoothie now, I don't have the receipts but I am pretty sure these are the same stories from the other day like exactly.

Yay. Goodness sugar shake downed for the BayBeh now she can eat Dominoes and KFC for lunch.

 

[Jeronimo]

We know Lozza and her manager the little Molerat man read here though so everything we say, they see. Morning Ratty be rude to mention you & not give you a wave

Yikes what grim reading. Never ever EVER making a public YouTube/insta!!!! Or at least if I do I’ll get my friends to kick me if I dare start reading any tattle threads about me

I always forget you are actually in Jersey I remember when we were locked in and you were like yaaaa just been pub. My Mum when she was alive Jersey was one of her favourite places to go she loved that place she wasn't even old! I don't know why I presume Jersey is like a lot of the places up here that people like to retire to it. Maybe it's all popping off

I lived there for 9 years..... superrrrrrrrrr boring after a while. Nice for holis though and mayyybe nice to retire to and avoid IHT

 

[liar liar]

Im going to make one of my painted eggs tattled themed. I mean I have the artistic skills of a rock but let's go!

(Yes I bought a new paint set just for this)

Just put a corn on the cob on it with a scrunchie

 

[Jersey Girl]

Yikes what grim reading. Never ever EVER making a public YouTube/insta!!!! Or at least if I do I’ll get my friends to kick me if I dare start reading any tattle threads about me


I lived there for 9 years..... superrrrrrrrrr boring after a while. Nice for holis though and mayyybe nice to retire to and avoid IHT

Ooh, where did you live Jeronimo?

 

[Noelc]

pictures showing her making a smoothie saved confusing it with either her shrinking and smoothing out her chins on her photos or smoothing out her caked face make up with a builders trowel

 

[Pom Bear]

I leave this here for now while catching up

1980s hip hop Chaz loool xx.