Seriously you would think she is the first woman to have a baby ever 
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That makes sense, I could never work out why some people were happy to pay money to look ridiculous but I think that must be what it is.
They have come to far to go back and they will always look hideous. I look at Katie Price and remember how 13 years ago she said she wouldn't do any of it after the mega boob job. Then she started on the fillers, lipo, lips, facelifts - she looks a complete mess now as does Lozza.
They are so passΓ©, some people are thankfully waking up to the fact that having botch jobs isn't actually a good look and it's become too mainstream to make a statement any more anyway. Then there are the hard of thinking like Lauren who don't seem to care she looks 100% worse for it because it's a status symbol having obvious filler and bits of string in her face, it's like wearing designer label
They are two sides of the same arse! Bung Danielle L in with them while we're at it (she can be the fanny)Are we talking about Lauren or Krusty Price
We have worked out that she reads this thread. So why isn't she taking any notice of what everyone says about surgery and being herself? Because she can't, I don't find it sad any more, I don't feel sorry for her. I feel sorry for impressionable young girls who look up to this car crash. She is deluded and has spent so many years lying to herself and others believing she is gods gift. People know what she looks like, her family, the people who live nearby, photographers yet she still does it time and time again. She is obsessed with her looks and how others perceive her. So she needs to own her looks, own her curves and be a good role model to her daughter.
Don't worry I'll be drinking later and get back to taking the piss scrunchies!!
Don't worry I'll be drinking later and get back to taking the piss scrunchies!!
KP is shityapants scary. She'll only get worse as well. This is coming from me who has had a bit of botox and filler in the past, but havent for a few years and won't again. I took a look around me and realised there was no bleeping way I would ever risk losing the way I actually look and start terrifying my own kids.
Good for you. You should go round schools talking to 16 year-old girls in your area.
Wonder which takeaway theyβll be on the beg for tonight? 
Hellsbells!!
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Maybe the forehead will end up till she looks like this and will make a great addition to the cast in Star Trek xx.
xx Maybe the forehead will end up till she looks like this and will make a great addition to the cast in Star Trek
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They'll have 'beige'.Wonder which takeaway theyβll be on the beg for tonight?
Too much money and nothing else to trade on only your looks. She'd be better off spending the money she injects into her forehead on an education and getting a real job. She'd probably end up feeling a better about herself if she was doing something more productive than standing in front of a mirror taking selfies. It's not just her though. Seriously, she hasn't a hope of still being relevant in 10 years time and she has someone besides herself to think about now. She'd want to plan for that little ones future.
Thank you. I do find the whole thing really worrying, it's that normalised where I live now that most of my friends and family are into it. I've got my mum walking round with holes seared into her face where a treatment went wrong and my baby sister looking like she could be anything from 5 to 15 years OLDER than me because she's made her face blank - not old, not young, just blank and frozen. None of them know when to just stop! I've told them all to bleeping pack it in (when asked my opinion, I can't compliment as it all looks horrible which surely defeats the object).Good for you. You should go round schools talking to 16 year-old girls in your area.
Back to our Lozzer, wonder what time her takeaways due
Oh FFS, no Lozza, your bones are not breaking you thick bint. What is happening is the pregacy ormones are softening the ligaments that hold your pelvis together, to let it stretch to accommodate a growing baybeh and childbirth. But your midwife will have explained that to you surely? Oh and being as yours has still got to balance that bloody arse at the back as well, no wonder it hurts!
I don't know anyone who has had anything done. I just can't imagine talking to someone who has no facial expressions except looking strained. I really do congratulate you for getting out of it.Thank you. I do find the whole thing really worrying, it's that normalised where I live now that most of my friends and family are into it. I've got my mum walking round with holes seared into her face where a treatment went wrong and my baby sister looking like she could be anything from 5 to 15 years OLDER than me because she's made her face blank - not old, not young, just blank and frozen. None of them know when to just stop! I've told them all to bleeping pack it in (when asked my opinion, I can't compliment as it all looks horrible which surely defeats the object).
Back to our Lozzer, wonder what time her takeaways due
Ready Steady Cook 
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Look how smug she is over that green slop
Love you Pom you furry little superstar!
I once spent a whole evening sat near to a girl I'd known for years in a pub. She got up to leave and says "are you not speaking? " Only when I really looked I noticed who it was, whole face was frozen and completely different. I couldn't believe it. She must be 10 year younger than me but it made her look 10 year older! I just don't understand the logic behind it!I don't know anyone who has had anything done. I just can't imagine talking to someone who has no facial expressions except looking strained. I really do congratulate you for getting out of it.
That has made me laugh so much! Look how proud Ains and Anto are of her. Almost as proud of Lauren as Lauren is proud of Lauren
Where's the corn - there must be corn
- ah that's better! Stop that gurning Worrall Thompson or put ya teefs in! Are we entering a culinary phase @Pom Bear? 
When I used to work as an escort, LOADS of girls started with the fake look. I even had botox (once) before I was 25. They all look absolutely terrifying now, 10 years on, almost like the 'Ladyboys' show but FAR less attractive.
Here you are lol@Pom Bear
But the negative comments donβt bother her apparently, it means people are talking about her..
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I add some corn for tomorrow lol..I forgot to add it ..Lol no culinary phrase for me. I'll leave that for LaurenWhere's the corn - there must be corn
xx.Looool at stop gurning and put your teefs in
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