Someone help her! Her makeup is so bad that her face is the same colour as her tracksuit!!Same spot as the last pap walk, same flares, same tiny trainer, same facetune & subtle “oh I’m just on the phone you’ve caught me totally unawares”
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To stop me and my sis from looking! Funny, my dad used to wander around naked scratching his tackle of a morning...For a scrapbook?
You wanna watch out, if Oddbod finds out he’ll be peering through the window and having a Tommy TankTo stop me and my sis from looking! Funny, my dad used to wander around naked scratching his tackle of a morning...
Just seen this in the DM. Not staged at all.
“Nailing her chic maternity look”. Did Lauren tell them to write this!?
“Nailing her chic maternity look”. Did Lauren tell them to write this!?
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she must only have one pair of shoes and the free version of facetuneSame spot as the last pap walk, same flares, same tiny trainer, same facetune & subtle “oh I’m just on the phone you’ve caught me totally unawares”
Nooooooo our resident photographer says she changed shoes and added a bag - there is an earlier set to come.
as my mam would say, don't lean on a wooden fence or you're gonna click your clothes!Just seen this in the DM. Not staged at all.
“Nailing her chic maternity look”. Did Lauren tell them to write this!?
Spot the odd one out .......
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I wish there a safe place you could post your original pics of her so we could all see them! As you say there isn't a market for them so no one would do anything with them
Pleeeeeeeeeease? They are all odd... Kate...
Yeah. Her boobs are sagging way down. She looks so unclassy.
. Also, is she gonna keep doing this till juletember? 
These pictures are embarrassing. I’m cringing so hard I actually almost feel sorry for her. Wouldn’t you just feel a bit sorry for yourself if you had to pretend to be papped? I mean what is the actual point of it all?
I can feel the chub rub from here
That handbag gonna leave a big old dent
and what’s with the hand?? She’s a Weirdo!!
That handbag gonna leave a big old dent
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It’s a sad existence. Her career is obviously dried up and shrivelled at this stage.
I just can't stand the nylonness of that disgusting outfit - it is hideous. It must be worth 2 and 6 from a church bazarr.I can feel the chub rub from here
That handbag gonna leave a big old dent
the footwear cracks me up - like a female version of 'sheaux'
It is sad, I do actually feel sorry for her. Not that she helps herself. Sometimes you need to walk away, I don’t think any of the money or freebies she gets can really be worth making yourself a laughing stock and being subject to so much criticism and negativity. I really think for her own sake she needs to step away from all this.
She’s thinking about a water birth. 
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I used to draw bikinis on the page 3 girl before my dad got in from work and read the paper!To stop me and my sis from looking! Funny, my dad used to wander around naked scratching his tackle of a morning...
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