She jumps in and the water jumps outShe’s thinking about a water birth..
The mystery of the disappearing big juicy knee cap..
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The mystery of the disappearing big juicy knee cap..
I sent this to my mother and her reply ...
“bloody hell, has she eaten it ?
oh she looks like that woman who slept with Ken Barlow who aged really badly after that ?”
it’s a choice.
walk away start a new life with a partner & baby ..
But then again this BAFTA AWARD WINNER struggles to let go ...
She really has no fashion sense whatsoeverSame spot as the last pap walk, same flares, same tiny trainer, same facetune & subtle “oh I’m just on the phone you’ve caught me totally unawares”
and what actual shape is she ??One moulded out of play doh judging by that outfitShe really has no fashion sense whatsoever
I can't tell where the fake tan ends and the romford market leisurewear starts
She's brarrrrrrrn-shaped and brarrrrrrrn-coloured. Brarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn is the new black!She really has no fashion sense whatsoever
That's funny coz the pics the other day at the same location had a sign on the fence 'Warning - deep water' ha ha.She jumps in and the water jumps out
The mystery of the disappearing big juicy knee cap..
She's shaped like a normal yungel. That shovels shite into their mouth 24/7 and only goes outside to get papped.
For the love of God just have this conversation with your midwife, not your imaginary insta fansShe’s thinking about a water birth.
You will find all various colours/shades of her face, neck and hands on a Dulux paintcard
Yeah, that particular one is called '50 shades of chocolate Mr Whippy'You will find all various colours/shades of her face, neck and hands on a Dulux paintcard
Bloaty McBloat face will want a dockyard berth for the birth/ launch of the baba into stardom . Lozza will be the liner ( mostly of her own pockets with as many freebies she can get) with poor Chaz playing the left Tug and Sheesh Waiter the right and we all know what Chaz will be tugging !She’s thinking about a water birth.
Yeah - hint of barley to dark brarrrrrrrrrrrrrn!You will find all various colours/shades of her face, neck and hands on a Dulux paintcard
I know she repeatedly says “I ain’t bovvered about the negateeeeevity, and it means I’m relevant and people are just obsessed wiv me” but can she really be this deluded? Surely to god her pals ring her up on her ‘imaginery’ phonecalls and be like “hey Loz, that outfit yeah, and them photos yeah, well, you look well tit mate”
What pals? Seriously? She has people who laugh at her - they are not friends.
Her BMI will exclude her from a water birth.
Isn’t she filming the birth?
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Arggh my eyes ! Have been on the Harry and Meghan thread for ever and there are DM links aplenty as you might expect.
That pic came sailing into my eyeline like a nude colour lycra sailed galleon.
She looks 8 months again people ! And does she know she can't go near a naked flamed in an outfit thats 90% elastane ?
And no freaking bra ??!
So. Many. Questions.
Edited to make it proper Ingerlish.
Arggh my eyes ! Have been on the Harry and Meghan thread for ever and there are DM links aplenty as you might expect.
That pic came sailing into my eyeline like a nude colour lycra sailed galleon.
She looks 8 months again people ! And does she know she can't go near a naked flamed in an outfit thats 90% elastane ?
And no freaking bra ??!
So. Many. Questions.
Edited to make it proper Ingerlish.
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It's a bit like those old fashioned tights my granny used to wear, all fancy names like honey, mink, coffee etc. Nah, just tit brahn innit Lozza
American tan and chocolate ha ha oh 'hint of mink'.It's a bit like those old fashioned tights my granny used to wear, all fancy names like honey, mink, coffee etc. Nah, just tit brahn innit Lozza
To add - is that the result after Backgrid have done their thing ?
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