Lauren Goodger #17 MILF, WILF or just plain filth, get outta that bed Lozza!

[Pom Bear]

I leave this here before catching up later tonight xx

The Chaz Super Mop...can also be used to clean sinks xx.

Before..

after....

 

[Katie8ee]

The bottom of those trousers must be absolutely manky. Why does she not have a jacket on?

 

[mb1202]

The bottom of those trousers must be absolutely manky. Why does she not have a jacket on?

Because she’s driven somewhere, walked up and down in a straight line for 20 mins, got back in the car and gone home Hope you’re feeling better btw! X

 

[Blowup80]

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#Lozza where's ya 40 chins? Now trying to be pure to hide ya sins?

 

[secretssafewithme]

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Is it just me, or does it look like there’s no bump there now at all? Considering her uterus wouldn’t be that high up still at 20 weeks, there’s not much to see! Completely different to her other pictures

It’s Cos she’s growing it in her ass

 

[Katie8ee]

Because she’s driven somewhere, walked up and down in a straight line for 20 mins, got back in the car and gone home Hope you’re feeling better btw! X

Thanks poppet! It's certainly improving managed to actually type a message today for the first time in a week

 

[80hs]

I mean, look at that sharp jaw.....

 

[NinaStar90]

So Charles has bailed out of his commitment after one week.
Exactly like Lauren with her diet/therapy/'real yung gel' fads.

 

[Katie8ee]

Pissing myself at this comment

 

[Bee kind]

Pissing myself at this comment
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I’ve died and gone to bee heaven

 

[Sunnydaze101]

It should genuinely be illegal to edit this much (edit: as in you should have to declare it a bit like when they do an ad). It’s actually infuriating to look at her smug face in the new pics, when we know full well she actually looks like this. Then she bleats on about mental health, comparing yourself to others and being ‘reeewl’ on social media. Vain hypocrite as always.

Omg that is horrendous looking.

 

[80hs]

Them bloody wonky fences follow her , as do her fuzzy edges

 

[Bee kind]

#Thread suggestion:
Lazy lump with a fluctuating bump flogs a pic and loves the stick

 

[MunHun]

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dan bloody wonky fences follow her , as do her fuzzy edges

Oh for the love of god. She has no bump at all in this photo and a very waspish waist! How is it possible to look like an overstuffed lumpy old sofa from the side and just as ridiculous but a completely different shape from the front!

 

[mb1202]

So Charles has bailed out of his commitment after one week.
Exactly like Lauren with her diet/therapy/'real yung gel' fads.

She’s a joke. Obviously we know this but she just proves it time and again. Why does she pretend she’s going to start being real and stop editing, she has staunchly defended editing in the past saying ‘everyone does it’ and that Instagram is like your job. Pick one and stick to it, either you’re raw and real or you’re just another botched plastic botoxed influencer.

 

[80hs]

Oh for the love of god. She has no bump at all in this photo and a very waspish waist! How is it possible to look like an overstuffed lumpy old sofa from the side and just as ridiculous but a completely different shape from the front!

Very talented isn’t she....it’s not even round in this one

 

[Bee kind]

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Them bloody wonky fences follow her , as do her fuzzy edges

Teeny tiny hands

 

[Fifthavenue]

It should genuinely be illegal to edit this much (edit: as in you should have to declare it a bit like when they do an ad). It’s actually infuriating to look at her smug face in the new pics, when we know full well she actually looks like this. Then she bleats on about mental health, comparing yourself to others and being ‘reeewl’ on social media. Vain hypocrite as always.

Put an IPSO complaint in about the photos on the Mail. Has to be written professionally though. inaccuracy.

 

[Jackie Brown]

Just saw the DM pics, what the actual fook? She has reverted back to the ridiculous facetune / photoshopping and her bump has really shrunk. This pregnancy is an enigma from start to finish. Today her arse is bigger than the bump. But what we’re pretty much looking at is her just overweight. That’s basically a food belly, all those takeaways. Is she even pregnant? I’m so confused!

 

[80hs]

Put an IPSO complaint in about the photos on the Mail. Has to be written professionally though. inaccuracy.

She/they are just making themselves look worse and worse and worse. He needs an agent himself. It’s not even believable, just an embarrassment *shakes head*