Lauren Goodger #16 Her fridge is wierd and we love a beard.

[Pearshaped]

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Lozzas flaunting like a pro but lives in bed like Grandpa Joe

 

[Crapbagchrissie]

‘I bet he had dreams of loads of free stuff and all he gets is his trainers cleaned’ just made me SHRIEK with laughter

I just genuinely feel the lift doesn't go all the way to the top with him, it's the eyes. He scuppered himself by telling everyone KP was shit in bed so he narrowed getting with anyone but the desperate.... enter big loz

 

[Chi4]

Mole man you are like a little 80s troll lurking under a bridge . Minus the brightly coloured hair. If you are reading this mole man , please tell lozza to ditch the oil. Thanks

Mr troll man

 

[liar liar]

Seriously wtf is this face?! I know there’s a filter but it just looks so swollen and painful

I sort of want to tap her head to see if anyone or thing is actually in and functioning. She is going to be a mother - they don't spend 9 months lying down unless they need to be hospitalized. Get up you lazy feckin' cow and think about something other than food, money, make-up and your illegally bleached hair.

 

[Emmie81]

I don’t think she could’ve made a fortune being her . No filter will ever cover up the fact she’s has no likeability factor


Gemma Collins fat - she’s winning that
Joey Essex thick as fuck - he’s winning that
Lucy Meck fitness - she’s winning that
Faiers yummy mummies - they’re winning that
Amy Child’s overdoing the cosmetic surgery - she’s winning that

what’s left ?? Cooking ? No fucking chance, she’s not even good enough for the wooden spoon

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

FAO: Mr Mole, please pass on my regards to Loz, whilst doing so, please ask her to drop the filters, stop the editing and reveal her true self, Yours faithfully, Bubbles
p.s. your photoshopping skills are crap! You smell of wee and poo and you’ve got no friends

 

[geordiegirl]

An illiterate post as ever and a huge joke considering she never posts what she really looks like!

 

[BOTO]

Goes from I want to be a role model to posting about haters!!

She grown into such a horrible person, and no it’s not because of her family or the Wrights!! It’s because she’s just so so unhappy trying best to be happy!!

She is fucking HORRIBLE and DELUSIONAL!!! Just read her Q&A. WOW. That is the whole different level of delusion! I live in Essex Romford and heard a few stories about her being nasty and horrible from people in shops, restaurants, removal company...she is a rude & arrogant nasty piece of work

 

[Facehugger]

You know when the men make the bed sheets a little smelly ladies (soz Jake and 265) and you always says smelly boys well I reckon Charlie gets in to bed and he's like Lozza man these sheets stink ya stinky cow then strips the bed?

Milf, Wilf or just plain filth, get outta that bed Lozza

 

[behindthesofa]

Good Morning and Happy Friday you beautiful bunch of humans! Spring is coming and things are looking up for us all I feel.

I am sat here laughing imagining little mole man scrittering around these threads for info. If your reading Moley no hard feelings and I bet you any money you have a good laugh. Tonight has to be a a takeaway as Chaz has been out working all week so he probably deserves it.

Jaw droppimg news is she's awake and posing in bed at 8:40am. Obviously this is because we keep saying she's a lazy lump and needs to get out of he bed. Have to mention though she's naked under the duvet so that part is for the only fans fans.

Glad I don't have the same phone as her as the camera is shite. The filter she uses makes it look like what I imagine it feels to be on meth.

Ps: Nice highlights arsehole

I came over here to say exactly this! Manager has blatantly told her to set an early alarm and post so that she doesn't look like such a lazy lag-a-bed! That's my dad's word, lag-a-bed.
C*nt is probably more appropriate.

 

[CentralLine]

Just had a look at young gells insta. Four photos from the top can someone explain the caption “when you walk inside nature, nature also walks inside of you”. Followed by emojis of squirrels and leaves etc

Fucking seriously?!

Lauren Goodger's boyfriend Charles Drury hints he’s about to propose to her after pregnant star cooks him dinner

LAUREN Goodger’s boyfriend Charles Drury has hinted that he’s about to propose to her after the pregnant star cooked him dinner. The reality stars gave their fans a glimpse of their romantic …

www.thesun.co.uk

Wonder if he will leave loads of haribo rings on her dining room table

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

It’s been a PJ day for Loz today, as a pose to what???? She looks like she’s melted into the bed

N.B she is huge!

 

[wrongturn]

I’ve always thought she was absolutely lying for sympathy re the miscarriage /DOI - because she was so crap at it.

She stated she was quite far along but just put it to the back of her mind and carried on training. I’m sorry but if she was quite far along the baby would have been a fully formed foetus and that would be very traumatic and follow with bleeding for days. I think she might have had an early one - like six weeks or something but be exaggerating for sympathy.

As if you would train for DOI if you were ‘quite far along’...

She’s a fucking idiot.

 

[Blakelycakey]

Agreed xx

Wow, so inspirational View attachment 450899

So healthy

That was probably reduced after Valentine’s Day. Charlie boy has picked it up in the bargain bin from the petrol station on route home!

 

[SATCGOSS]

Seems she doesn’t even have to publicly beg for stuff... they’re sending it anyway to her... her post as grammatically correct as ever

Call me cynical but I think this is a beggy post in disguise, as in she’s hinting to other companies that she is getting free stuff and how she will publicly thank them too if they send her stuff.

Reckon Laurilie-Rose-May will be appearing in trash mags’ worst dressed before she’s 3 months old if Big Lozza’s taste is anything to go by (and yung-gel will think her ‘baby princess’ is famous in true Karen Matthews parenting style )

She probably ate it

LOVE this

 

[Blowup80]

Just been to Marks and Spencer it was incredible I bought it all. Also on my big city adventure found out Lily's Kitchen now do cat treats so thats me poor forever.

I can't believe this stupid article about the food/proposal it's an absolute joke. I think now our eyes are open to the reality of media manipulation it's just so blatant when it's a set up for publicity. The gender reveal has been spoiled so let's move on to proposal.

I know sometimes people catch lightning in a bottle and fall in love, get married etc within months but that's not reality. You have been together since the start of October (regardless of the various bullshit timelines you feed to the press) and have just ran full force into baby and all that comes with it.

Your not creating some magnificent love story. You are bringing a human into this world who will have divorced parents. Maybe someone in all of this needs to be a grown up and actually think about that

Swear everytime I think she can't sink lower she just keeps going.

Can see it now in 10 years time. She will be on one of those Channel 5 TV shows "celebrities biggest twats" Or something like that all about her surgery, fall from grace (), pregnancy, dating convicts, porn work. She will look like that cat woman after all the surgery and will be even more of a laughing stock if she doesn't get her shit together, grow up and get a job. She lives her life constantly trying to show the world she lives a perfect life and that she is over Mark and happier than he will ever be. Remember the "I'll go to America and be bigger than Mark" Headline? She constantly lives her life by acceptance and admiration from the public. It must be draining and mentally exhausting! No wonder she is always laid in her bed!!

 

[Blowup80]

So she’s boiling Spurs in oil again (aka chips). And it looks like she’s boiling her steak in oil too. This persons kid is going to be massive

Get that lass some fucking Fry light.

 

[Cloudfromspace]

I'm convinced the only reason Oddbod is "out working" is so that Lauren can boast about how he "worked and saved up and bought" her a ring "on the sly'" so bewful, so romantic. "


Even though she's clearly orchestrating everything and he's just going along with it cos he's gormless and hasn't realised his" golden ticket" has been massively backsided backfired.

 

[Clickbait]

Since she re posted that rediculous petition about getting compensation from the NHSs for having a baby during a pandemic (not that she will be) do you think that means she won’t be using the NHS and going private instead? (Random thought just now) let see!?! happy to use them coming down off a bender though isn’t she taking selfie’s the whole time.

Have to say I am utterly disgusted by that petition. The NHS didn’t summon up a pandemic to make anyone’s lives more difficult. These women should be grateful that they have a healthy baby, which is an utter privilege which some people can only dream of. The fact that Big Loz shared it is unsurprising, she’s never really had to work hard for anything and wants to get money for nothing.

 

[xcxcx87]

Them two are as bad as each other . If you don’t want to be commented on or should I say negative comments. Don’t put stuff out there. It’s simple. They bring it on themselves . It isn’t gonna be all nice comments that’s not the way the world works. People are obsessed. Nah they are laughing at yous. Thinking they are something special. They all look the same now.lips cheeks arse tits . Everything. How can they think people are obsessed with them because they are jealous of their looks etc. Get a grip. Couple of has been slags