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Sunshine&clouds
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Apologies for reminding everyone of this, but I sent this photo to my mum last night and she's just phoned and asked why I didn't remove the stalks from the tomatoes. I have never been so insulted in my whole life! 
I'm no Nigella, but even with my limited skills I know that this whole meal is very wrong. I told her that it wasn't MY dinner and we are now estranged.
As you were.
I'm no Nigella, but even with my limited skills I know that this whole meal is very wrong. I told her that it wasn't MY dinner and we are now estranged. As you were.
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Spiesandliea
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clearly written by someone who never had a c section, it’s not cheating it’s fucking major abdominal surgery. Pisses me off so much that people view it as ‘cheating’, I had to have a c section with my second to prevent both of us from dying so think before you spout stupid things like this please
Jackie Brown
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I can't believe these are Backgrid photos....maybe she hasn't paid her invoice or something.
Also, saw this gem of a comment in the Daily Mail under today's pictures of LG.
Also, saw this gem of a comment in the Daily Mail under today's pictures of LG.
behindthesofa
Chatty Member
I seriously don't understand the obsession with 'a natural birth'. Pain relief exists for a reason, as do midwives.
Nobody says; 'oh I'll have a natural broken leg thanks, no pain relief for me. I'll also have it at home, that makes me look superior'.
Twat.
You know what happened when everyone had to have 'a natural birth' without intervention? People fucking died, about 1 in 3 I believe.
Nobody says; 'oh I'll have a natural broken leg thanks, no pain relief for me. I'll also have it at home, that makes me look superior'.
Twat.
You know what happened when everyone had to have 'a natural birth' without intervention? People fucking died, about 1 in 3 I believe.
I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles
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Fifthavenue
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Don't think I've been so offended in my lifeYou’re not the ‘Moleman’ in disguise are you?
There's things I've explained about the industry that he would never know plus I've called out the photoshop set ups to start
Fifthavenue
Active member
Have heard she's still smoking.
Katewinsletsknee
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She’s spent more FUCKING TIME IN THAT BED, then Grandpa Jo ... and the only reason he fucking got out of bed was when Charlie got the ticket.
Basically, she’s a fucking SLOTH.
Basically, she’s a fucking SLOTH.
Taffy la rue
Member
sorry I’m a lurker ..... Hi all and My guilty pleasure is watching the Cringe fest that is Lauren Goodger .
I agree . Their relationship seems so unnatural so forced and staged . Any of the pictures of them together , she is not engaging with him at all , it’s just the camera . She’s more obsessed with the phone lens and looking at herself in the image than anything else . If he kisses her in a shot , she’s side eyeing the camera . No looking into each other’s eyes or “eye smiling” . Even their language between each other is just simple and basic . There are no hints of intimacy / friendship or even little in jokes that most normal couples have . I’m not buying it . It’s severely lacking in any kind of passion or depth that you sense from other new couples .
Also watching her Q and A . She just doesn’t come across as bright . She doesn’t really answer any of the questions in any depth . Her language is so limited . She always sounds like she has a cold or is drunk . I always found on Towie that it sounded like she had an allergy or that she had been knocking the drinks back because of the slurring . The hair tossing and constant touching of the boobs and looking at herself is just irritating . I can’t understand the filter . I tried it on myself . How did her Chin get so pointy ? And face so “shield” like . I have a small oval face but looked nothing like that. I thought the filter put a point on it . Can you filter over a filter . I loved it when the filter slipped
annabelle_bronstein
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'can you take a quick pic for my Only Fans while you're down there?'
Fifthavenue
Active member
New hair. Big mistake if they haven't sent out all the set ups yet outside the shoot building at night. Will show how dated they are. But then again her or the management aren't that bright are they.
She always ‘others’ herself. For example in the videos she posted after the pregnancy announcement, she said ‘thanks for all the lovely messages guys, I’ve also had a lot of my co stars and celebrity mums ring me too so thanks to you guys as well’ something along those lines. She genuinely thinks she’s a huge star who is above ordinary people. She’s been unemployed for about 10 years and is pregnant by a 23 year old gay pornstar. She needs to get over herself, big time.
Pom Bear
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Fifthavenue
Active member
You are very quick I love it haha. Unfortunately her manager definitely reads these threads so he will make sure (even more) she is very on it and aware. (If she ever leaves her bed which she hasn't recently)For my fellow Tattle pussy lovers..
Next time you pap her, ask her for a light and get that photo to the DM and the Scum pronto!The Headline: ‘Lauren’s Way’ is 20 a day
Crapbagchrissie
Well-known member
I have started to think of Chaz as some kind of hostage with Stockholm syndrome.
Big Loz blocked me just before xmas, I tried to walk away but she lured me back with the most enormous 3 month bump I have ever seen.
Wish I knew how to quit you!
Big Loz blocked me just before xmas, I tried to walk away but she lured me back with the most enormous 3 month bump I have ever seen.
Wish I knew how to quit you!
