Lauren Goodger #16 Her fridge is wierd and we love a beard.

[Pinkpen 84]

Well fuck me sideways, have you Scrunchies seen the latest? She’s Instagram overhauling apparently...

No way she will follow this through. She’s too late tbh. as many said on here before, she could’ve made an absolute fortune if stayed true to herself and Honest about who she actually is. LG is too lazy, too entitled and just plain dumb, bless her. She needed someone like Claire Powell and not the mole rat.

 

[Katie8ee]

@Facehugger was the thread title guru! It was slim pickings because we all got a bit waylayed talking about fellas. (@StrawberrySeed you would have won but it was too long to put in the box )

In Summation Big Loz and Chaz are having a baby. The life,the woman,the legend @mandypandy99 spoiled the gender reveal a wee bit! We are all as always a lovely family of chaos .

 

[SATCGOSS]

I don’t think she will cope very well, maybe I am wrong . I think she thinks it’s all roses and blossoms !

I have a friend who was half-woman/half-mattress and was by her own admission a little self absorbed. She had a baby and has turned into Earth mum and then some so you never can tell. That said though she sends more photos of her baby then I think I have of my own so it’s it’s finding a balance

 

[Blowup80]

Oh who is that calling you from the other room ? Is it your Mister with his beard ???

. Oh did I say I have a beard in my bed???

Another PJ day LOL. View attachment 445807

What is going on here? Has she just cut a hole in her Nana's bedspread and stuck her fat head through it?

 

[StrawberrySeed]

The constant lip smacking when talking makes my brain want to explode it honestly drives me mad. At some point in her life someone told her that her filler looked good...she needs to remove said people from her life. She’s ruined her face, she was naturally pretty

The lip smacking does my head in the most out of all her irritating ‘I love me, I’m so beautiful’ mannerisms. Her balloon lips are covered in thick, gloopy, sticky lipgloss and then every few minutes she presses them together and then releases them. I think she thinks it looks sexy and but it just looks bloody gross. She must think doing that makes men want to kiss her because her lips look so sensual. I think it does the exact opposite! Can you imagine kissing that slimy trout pout? Her sticky lip gloss would be all over your chin. Bleugh!

 

[Blowup80]

Can we all not chip in and get her a healthy cook book and leave it outside on that kerb she keeps getting papped next to all the time? I'll even chuck in a bag of Kale and the fry light.

 

[Blue1989]

So was Ted Bundy, but I wouldn't have bought him a personalised reg!

I'm pisssing myself this reminds me of anyone see the goggle box with the gay couple (no longer together)?

"We all love a bad boy don't we?"
"Yeah but not a fucking Terrorist"

 

[Blowup80]

I mean there is showing off and then there is just showing OFF wait until this lockdown is over I'm going to be like the horse whisperer but the beard whisperer.

Wait til the news are reporting on hikers with beards dressed in sellotapes going missing in the Highland forest, they were discovered 5 days later worn out and clutching a can of iron bru for strength.

 

[geordiegirl]

Seems she doesn’t even have to publicly beg for stuff... they’re sending it anyway to her... her post as grammatically correct as ever

 

[WordSalad]

I think she finally fell victim to her desperate need for attention: After making such a huge deal about being pregnant, people are actually interested in seeing articles about her, so REAL photos of the state of her face and body actually pay and photogs will pursue them. Before, she could easily fly under the radar and release her own edited pap shots as no one could be bothered to actually pap her in real life.
Girlfriend has overplayed her hand.

Not sure why, when there's so much to choose from, but I find her feet particularly irritating. They look far too small to support her body and her favourite gross plastic sandals or grubby trainers don't help.

 

[Blowup80]

I have just discovered this thread,he’s a gay porn star?! xx

Let me get you up to date
He did gay porn with his mates, apparently not gay just sucked each other off for likes on only fans
He did a video of himself spunkng in to a sink, as you do.
He had videos on his Twitter of gay stuff and was always tagging his mate who is a gay porn star
He used to say things like "someone is getting their back doors bashed in tonight"
Does bum videos on Only Fans
But is not gay and loves our Lozza lots.
Please note we have nothing at all against any of this (well maybe the sink the dirty bastard) but he just needs to own it if he is, if he isn't well fair enough but it was all very weird!

 

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Here is my contribution to Sunday.

 

[JakeM]

I missed this Jake is not a wee one surely ?

No, I’m 25 years old and still more mature than 34 year old Lauren.

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

You are very quick I love it haha. Unfortunately her manager definitely reads these threads so he will make sure (even more) she is very on it and aware. (If she ever leaves her bed which she hasn't recently)

You’re not the ‘Moleman’ in disguise are you?

 

[mb1202]

An illiterate post as ever and a huge joke considering she never posts what she really looks like!

Wtf is she talking about that post makes no sense. Also Lauren the issue is not that you’re big, it’s that you pretend to be small. Ffs it’s really simple

 

[Blakelycakey]

Not being funny but why would anyone go on a show like that knowing they're pregnant - obviously going to fall all over the place and get thrown about? Not entirely sensible I'd say

ETA: X posted Blakey, sorry x

Googled as I actually am like wtf! Apparently she didn’t say at the time but brought it up when she was having therapy years later... now I’m not going to say it out loud as I really really don’t want to think the obvious as that is truly low even for Lozza. Please no one take offence I’ve suffered a number of losses and find it hard talking about baby loss but I’m just speechless that anyone in their right mind would go on this type of show whilst pregnant early or late into it as the risk surely isn’t worth it!

Edited to say surely the show wouldn’t have let her not just for safety but also insurance!

 

[Clickbait]

Fucking seriously?!

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His food standards are so low if she put some sprinkles on a dog turd he’d probably eat it with tears of gratitude.

 

[Blue1989]

THIS. Wait until baybeh arrives. It can be so, so hard especially if you have a baby that doesn't sleep and likes screaming. It isn't all cuddles and black and white photos of little hands and feet.

I'm kind of hoping she doesn't have an "easy" baby. Open her eyes to real life a bit.

 

[Gembo]

I don’t consider her a celebrity at all. She’s a reality tv star which to me is not a celebrity. I don’t even consider her famous, just well known, and not for anything good. I miss the good old days when most people who were in the public eye were there for some kind of talent, not for being vapid.

 

[mb1202]

That made me do a double take, as well. I just don’t understand how she can have reached such delusions of grandeur. As if SHE was the star of that year’s show. She is talking as if she won the bloody thing. Just when you think she can’t get more self centred, she out does herself once again. I don’t think I have ever come across someone with so little talent with such a high opinion of themselves. She needs to be more humble as arrogance is getting her nowhere fast.


Ah, but that is just pictures of the greasy grub with a number next to it. No need for words with our Lozza!

The sheer arrogance is astounding. Saying she wished they’d showed her training and that she ‘definitely needed a different partner’. Blaming her professional skating partner for her poor performance!
Sometimes I get a wave of feeling sorry for her, for example the judges comment about her being a walrus. That must be absolutely brutal to hear, and on national TV.
But, then I see something yet again that confirms she isn’t a shy, vulnerable girl, she’s an arrogant, deluded, self obsessed grown woman. She honestly thinks of everyone else as just little people but that she’s a gorgeous star who deserves more recognition!