Lauren Goodger #15 Money Money Money, Lozzas nunny, in a FaceApp world..

[Redbeth75]

You my friend are a LEGEND

Fantastic!!!!!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Don't know about you guys but Mondays are awesome. As of today I have lost one stone and a half, fit into my size 16 dungarees and been running around my house like I'm a fucking supermodel .

Fuck Turkey Big Loz all you need is Scottish Mountain Lockdown !!!!

( My siblings still want to commit me)

Amazing. That is soooo good. I’m so jealous. Well done

 

[Platformcrocs]

@Fifthavenue can u explain the stress u mean with her please. I know she has to sort her photos to make her look like her ‘real self’ but what else? Is she a cow?

Think they mean more the stress of lockdown restrictions atm when it comes to getting out and about, and not Loz herself - although I'm sure she causes plenty of hassle

 

[Katie8ee]

Sounds like you're going on a beard hunt as soon as old Boris & Nicola let you loose on a raptor walk my lovely

Oh *snap snap* absolutely! My fella of seven years left me for Wales in December so I am sharking.

( Context it was off and on and he lived North North and we are very good friends. We lived together many years ago and we haven't for years. it wasn't a pure brutal thing. It had been over long before that )

Apologies for derailing the thread my lovely Tattlers but I think we should remind ourselves of the times when our Lozza was seen in daylight with her real face but newly re-volumised boobs and narrowly avoided a puddle disaster

Lauren Goodger narrowly avoids walking into a puddle

There's nothing worse than ruining your shoes in a puddle, but Lauren Goodger was lucky enough to side-step that problem on Friday.

www.dailymail.co.uk

The puddle is one of my absolute favourites

 

[265]

I haven't got to the Caroline Flack shennanigans yet, might give that a miss, It's been a long day.

 

[Katie8ee]

Oooshh!! Love a beard. I live with a beard, well it is a man not just a beard . Strong forearms and a beard. Chaz doesn't do it for me looks like he wanks into a sink and gets his penis out and sends the pics to people......

Here she is showing off about the fancy beard in her house

He does wank into a sink and get his penis out but it's only for the likes babe . I am still sad he had to give up his Onlyfans for Big Loz think of all the lovely gays and maybe some ladies who loved it.

(the babe was ironic God forgive me if anyone thought I used that in everyday conversation)

 

[265]

Haha, nope, I'm not playing any more, I get the rules wrong all the time, muddled up, do titles too long, and can't even start any on my phone (I'd bugger it up if I tried anyhow) so I'm keepin my beak out now

NO worries, all you have to do is sit back, chill and vote

No news from camp Lozza yet, she's probably still in her cess pit.

 

[liar liar]

And there I was hoping to get @liar liar in the spotlight for a few weeks with her name in the title! I paid her and all! @liar liar don’t worry, you can keep my payment as a gift!

Awwwwwwwwwwwww - I've eaten the payment - sowwie...<insert trembling bottom lip - near enough>...

 

[Facehugger]

Is that scrambled eggs?

I think it's meant to be a mushroom omelette but it's obviously gone drastically wrong somewhere

 

[Facehugger]

Thanks for the lovely messages on my last pic and how much they make my tattle friends smile xx

The Pom Bear thread is a nice idea but I won't do that as I'm struggling to keep up on my three favourite threads..the Meghan one is moving too fast, I might have to stop been in that one as it's taking too much effort and can get abit too serious at times but even if I don't make anything it's moving too fast but I don't want to miss anything..

I certainly wouldn't give this and the Katie price one up...your stuck with me lol xx

We love you Pom and you must only do what you can. Glad we are stuck with you new thread started, do you fancy reposting a pic or two tomorrow? Xx

 

[Mikesqueen]

Today's... effort.

She only ate the chocolates...

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT Nina??

That is scrambled egg! Please note the romantic hearts!

 

[Katie8ee]

This is literally spot on I don’t know how anyone could disagree.
(haha each to their own of course)
A bit of ‘cushion’ is perfect

Cushion for the pushin

 

[265]

Everytime I see Snoopy it makes me so happy you just upped yourself in hot points

I had to read that a couple of times, I read it as "something else", my fault for having a dirty mind.

Goodnight, my bed is calling me!

 

[Facehugger]

You lot need a distraction, I've got just what you need,
and I'm not talking about the contents of my pants!



enjoy!

Honestly, we'd kept it above the waist or thighs down till you got here

 

[liar liar]

I was just thinking when you said that.... But our Chaz doesn't like carpets he likes sausage

Then what has the 'bum' reference got to do with the price of fish? I am puzzled - again - ha ha ha!

 

[mb1202]

Cushion for the pushin

Yes!!! That’s the phrase

 

[Facehugger]

She is totalling trolling us

Whatever they ruin, they can leave my poor little mushies out of it, they're traumatised at such diabolical treatment

 

[265]

I hope Facehugger had the bucket on standby.

 

[JakeM]

Now come on Jake, how could you resist that treat after a hard day's graft out in the cold?

You're right. It looks lovely! What’s the recipe?

 

[Katie8ee]

There is a reason for my new profile photo, it's for an old friend and SHE is Lucy!!

You can be my Schroeder