Lauren Goodger #15 Money Money Money, Lozzas nunny, in a FaceApp world..

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Does she have a side of deep fried potato with every meal???

Oh you mean Chips!

 

[Facehugger]

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Looooool xx

That's wonderful Pom, much more like it, thank you x

 

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Don't know about you guys but Mondays are awesome. As of today I have lost one stone and a half, fit into my size 16 dungarees and been running around my house like I'm a fucking supermodel .

Fuck Turkey Big Loz all you need is Scottish Mountain Lockdown !!!!

( My siblings still want to commit me)

I hope you have photo's, I wanna see.

 

[Facehugger]

I've just seen it on the currant bun too!! Funny as anything, well done indeed

 

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It certainly looks like shite of some description, babies yellow springs to mind

I wasn’t well last night and it kind of looked like that

 

[Facehugger]

NO worries, all you have to do is sit back, chill and vote

No news from camp Lozza yet, she's probably still in her cess pit.

Ha, of course she will be, he'll be on breakfast duty while they work out what shit show they are going to put on today. Whatever it is it'll be fake as fuck anyhow

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

I genuinely do feel for her braggy ness today - but smirking at the same time

single women with 5 cats are even laughing

He needs to get her a new dressing gown that fits - she’s such a desperate slut

Is that scrambled eggs?

 

[Pom Bear]

That's wonderful Pom, much more like it, thank you x

Thank you xx
You're welcome xx

 

[Chi4]

Paul Care lol. He is one ugly man . Just checked his IG it's public now. He gave up or subscribed to her OF

Hahahaha that’s the one I thought he was her writing it poor sod

 

[Pinkpen 84]

so mean of me but as we have just established by remembering the ‘panic attack story’ she’s an arse. These pics are incredible. She wore that to the pub, and then stood outside chain smoking with the bouncers our strong independent sexy young gell setting an example x

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@JakeM are you out again? I swear daa, I’ll report ya

 

[Katie8ee]

Katie8ee, looks like you have the job for starting the next thread sweetheart, I know you can handle it.

OMFG did you just Snoopy!!!!! *Strokes bookcase full of OG Peanuts books* I am Lucy

 

[Katie8ee]

As we were girls, what were we talking about, cushions and Jurassic Park?

My raptor is fine.

 

[Facehugger]

It looks like a shite Indian tbf where is the texture?

It certainly looks like shite of some description, babies yellow springs to mind

 

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Thread title suggestion - Tattle ruined lozza's gender reveal now Chaz will never get a decent meal!

got to be this one!

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

There seems to be some agreement between Moleman and Backgrid that the photographer hands over their photos, Loz FaceApps/Facetunes herself, Moleman photoshops her (badly) and then they’re used for articles in the DM etc.

I don’t know why the DM allow it - they get a lot more interaction from articles showing the real Big Loz

Man!! What a ballache! I thought photos were taken by paps and then sent to the red tops for all to see

 

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The dinner looked very nice , loads of sprouts. I love them !

Cheeky!!!!

 

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Evening lads! It's been a tough day as I have discovered that the latest trend people are following is eating Weetabix topped with baked beans. I can't stop thinking about it and it's making me want to vomit.

I'm shocked, I thought people from your part of the planet thrived on weird shit like this and deep fried mars bars!

Yep, very quiet on planet Lozz! I will not get much sleep tonight, maybe I should get pissed!

 

[Pinkpen 84]

Merci xx

One more for today..I think Chaz is starting to send messages to show his feelings by using his althabet spaghetti x

Back later to catch up xx

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I’m dead

 

[Katie8ee]

Goooooooooooo

Lauren Goodger #16 Her fridge is wierd and we love a beard.

@Facehugger was the thread title guru! It was slim pickings because we all got a bit waylayed talking about fellas. (@StrawberrySeed you would have won but it was too long to put in the box ) In Summation Big Loz and Chaz are having a baby. The life,the woman,the legend @mandypandy99 spoiled...

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