Lauren Goodger #15 Money Money Money, Lozzas nunny, in a FaceApp world..

[Facehugger]

Well in that case no point reading the thread if "FUCK ALL" has happened today!!

Katie8ee can start the next thread, I will be working probably!

As we were girls, what were we talking about, cushions and Jurassic Park?

 

[Katie8ee]

I'm shocked, I thought people from your part of the planet thrived on weird shit like this and deep fried mars bars!

Yep, very quiet on planet Lozz! I will not get much sleep tonight, maybe I should get pissed!

It is true we love the wacky and wonderful. Our Chef sometimes does deep fried tunnocks teacakes for the kids and actually they are lush. Hot beans on dry Weetabix is just ghastly it's a step too far.

I am quite excited about it all. I predict she will act all shocked then it will be in a mag next week thus proving it's a set up due to the timeframe.

 

[Facehugger]

I think it’ll be Pregnancy pancakes for breakfast they are exactly the same as normal pancakes but cos Lauren is eating them they are pregnancy pancakes shaped like love hearts drizzled in Nutella as a nod to Chaz’s real money earner. All thinks romantic ain’t it on Vallys day

What's the point in messing about with heart shaped ones, if he wants to do a proper nod, just spread the Nutella on and roll em up like a poop chute, sink boy!

 

[265]

Tattlers made the papers this morning with the whole seccret gender

really??? Where??

 

[Jackie Brown]

The difference really is shocking. It’s since he’s been with her. They've both gained a lot of weight since they first met.

Yeah, all that corn and strange looking shit that she’s been “cooking” and subjecting the poor bloke to.

 

[265]

I was just thinking when you said that.... But our Chaz doesn't like carpets he likes sausage

Sausage in a bun?

 

[Katie8ee]

Right, repost that with the words ''Thread Title Suggestion'' as the start of the new post

Your so lovely when your all rules based

 

[SATCGOSS]

If they were on tattle I could contact and put them forward to them but too much of an old story note would have to be when it happened if it was now.
Totally it is very annoying and makes us angry. All when it suits them. Laura whitmore is another one. Anyone knows people will join in if you start saying rude things about paps. Poor me attitude but would be no where without us.
When things don't go there way they pull the 'be kind' card.

That’s a shame, I was going to ask the DM person to check out the tattle thread plus I wanted to know if it was really true

 

[Mikesqueen]

Thanks @265 & well done bubbles I obviously didn't see that suggestion, apologies for the mix up (shan't try helping next time )

And there I was hoping to get @liar liar in the spotlight for a few weeks with her name in the title! I paid her and all! @liar liar don’t worry, you can keep my payment as a gift!

 

[265]

Looks yummy enjoy

It was *burp*, Mother had a little trouble carving the chicken, it just fell apart.

Okay, what did Lozza get for din dins?

 

[265]

You lot need a distraction, I've got just what you need,
and I'm not talking about the contents of my pants!



enjoy!

 

[Facehugger]

Your so lovely when your all rules based

It's not me, it's bloody thread boss @265 wherever he is, I just try and help and then get in a pickle

 

[Blowup80]

Everyone loves what I believe they call a "dad bod" who the fuck knows what to do with all those abs? Would be like shagging a reptile


I will give him a synopsis he's going to be shaking his head if not.

. Shagging a reptile. This has killed me.

 

[BorisBear]

Those cards to Lauren & mummy look like they were written by a woman. Or your typical mans writing..

 

[Heneghs]

This is made me???

The thickest around for sure

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I think @Fifthavenue said that celebs don’t get paid for comments. I thought they did too. At least we now know that they don’t.

Good to know.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Now she might have lost out on the gender reveal cash cow, she’ll make odd bod propose instead. Poor sink boy will come home one night this week, she’ll be there with a ring that she’s bought herself and instructions on exactly how she wants him to propose (it will be ‘bewful’). Cue magazine articles and then 1000’s of pictures of supposed proposal which he will ‘fought of all imself’’

I wonder how much she gets for an article for baby announcement or engagement announcement etc. a few thousand? Can’t be over ten k?

 

[Blakelycakey]

Ohhhh if we going down memory lane. This one cracks me up. There’s a video of her
dancing and falling in her ass. Twice I think.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www..../lauren-goodger-stripper-pole-v-festival/amp/

This quote is my fave! Maybe lozza should avoid carparks then she wouldn’t have a problem

 

[Katie8ee]

I am here it's just a stark fight for the winner

 

[Jolie1988]

I’ll just leave this here

He is clearly no fussy