Lauren Goodger #15 Money Money Money, Lozzas nunny, in a FaceApp world..

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Katie8ee

I know he shagged her and he has a penis and he knows what that means if you shag without protection but STILL
 
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Chi4

Surely the last thing she could of done is serve it the right way up straight from the microwave .
 
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mb1202

Katie8ee said:
I know he shagged her and he has a penis and he knows what that means if you shag without protection but STILL
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Are we sure he shags her? I think she protests too much with her ‘ive lost so much weight over lockdown from sex’
 
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Katie8ee

mb1202 said:
Are we sure he shags her? I think she protests too much with her ‘ive lost so much weight over lockdown from sex’
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I'm still hoping he's coming to Pride this year



(Which won't be happening excuse me while I weep)
 
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StrawberrySeed

She’s overcooked the fecking broccoli again! Look at it lying there all sad, wilted, and limp... Remind you of anything?
 
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StrawberrySeed

That meagre portion wouldn’t fill me up and I haven’t been doing manual labour all day. Poor bugger will be starving later. Wonder if he’ll order a sneaky pizza when she retires to her pit?

Will she be serving up a delicious homemade dessert? Hot apple pie with steaming custard, to warm him through after grafting all day, perhaps? Nah! I spied some of those diet yogurt things in the fridge. Poor sod will be having some strawberries with a diet yogurt tipped on top.

Talking of that fridge...I didn’t see one vegetable? Did anyone else?
 
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Blue1989

"Chaz I've been slaving over a hot microwave for the past 5 minutes bbz"
 
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Jolie1988

Bet his maw cannae cook either if a plate of dog sh*te gets him excited. When I'm off work I cook lovely meals from scratch but I cant bake to save my life. Poor laddie he's only young and doesn't realise how low is standards are
 
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StrawberrySeed

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Lauren Goodger #16 Some tasty, nutritious, lean meat? No fanks, babe. I’ll have soup, it’s easier to eat.
 
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Chi4

I’m waiting for some dimwit to ask her for the recipe !
 
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I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles

mb1202 said:
They can’t get enough of the thinly veiled hints can they. Sham proposal incoming in the next few weeks without a doubt.
I will give it a very generous 6% chance they’ll actually get married.
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They’re gonna have to bring the ‘engagement’ reveal forward due to them fuckin up the baby gender
 
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StrawberrySeed

Why does everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, that she serves up look like pig swill slops? I know ‘we are what we eat’, but still...

They must get the shits something chronic. That slop will go through them both like a dose o‘ salts!
 
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StrawberrySeed

Chi4 said:
I’m waiting for some dimwit to ask her for the recipe !
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Come on! Who is going to ask her? Just for da laffs, babes?

I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles said:
Someone gift Lozza a bloody slow cooker for fucks sake! I canny stomach her revolting, salt laden stodge fests
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NOOOOO! The meals will be even sloppier than ever in a slow cooker! You’ve seen what she does to broccoli in a normal pan. Imagine it in slow cooker for 18 hours? It’ll just be green flecks sandblasted across the meat.
 
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Facehugger

StrawberrySeed said:
Why does everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, that she serves up look like pig swill slops? I know ‘we are what we eat’, but still...

They must get the shits something chronic. That slop will go through them both like a dose o‘ salts!
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It'll sort her pregnancy constipation out at the very least
 
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