Lauren Goodger #13 Stuck to her sheets & can't see her feet, beggy pizza is all she eats.

[Facehugger]

Woah woah firstly let's stop the piss taking..... Lozza is bleeping cooking! She has vegetables!!! She has actually prepped some veg. I mean it may taste rubbish and someone might die but she is cooking!

Sorry, I don't know what came over me I started being nice to Lozza. I must be hormonal

Don't worry, it'll settle

 

[Blowup80]

Okay people, time for a little fun, well maybe.

I've downloaded this faceapp thingie that facetunes yer boat race.

I tried it on myself, I should warn you I am not exactly the best looking bloke and I am not good at selfies.

Spoiler: This is me straight up

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Spoiler: This is me face tuned

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Spoiler: This is me and me as a woman.

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That was using just the standard version!!

This will help explain how easy it is to change your entire face with an app downloaded from Google Play.

This has blown my mind.

 

[265]

This has blown my mind.

Sorry you had to see my mug, I'm better looking clean shaven and someone else taking the photo.

 

[Blowup80]

Sorry you had to see my mug, I'm better looking clean shaven and someone else taking the photo.

Don't be daft. I've never seen these apps before so didn't know how they work. No one must look like themselves anymore!

 

[NinaStar90]

How on earth can you think peeling potatoes AFTER you cook them is ok? How has she made it to age 34?!

(I do have to confess, I use a knife over a peeler, not sure why, just the way my mum and Grandma did it).

 

[Walter's toupee]

I guess one day we will be able to change our faces like that in real life not just On a photo

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I think she’s cooking a heart attack on a plate and it’s only Tuesday nite meal. Surely the meat and steamed vege should have been enough for a Tuesday.

 

[265]

How on earth can you think peeling potatoes AFTER you cook them is ok? How has she made it to age 34?!

(I do have to confess, I use a knife over a peeler, not sure why, just the way my mum and Grandma did it).

My Mother uses a knife too, even at the grand age of 90 she can, I am baffled at Loz and her lack of food
preparation.

 

[lalalanded]

Is she frying the potatoes in vinegar?!?

 

[NinaStar90]

Steam the veg... fry the potatoes in oil

 

[StrawberrySeed]

I recall Katie Price boiling some spuds with the skins on and then mashed the buggers! The result was grey looking mash.

Is this an Essex thing???

The only time we boil spuds in their skins is if they are baby new potatoes or Jersey Royals.

What was the meat? What in hell’s teeth is she making?!

Is she frying the potatoes in vinegar?!?

WTF???

 

[NinaStar90]

I recall Katie Price boiling some spuds with the skins on and then mashed the buggers! The result was grey looking mash.

It's because the skins are really healthy, I used to make mash with the skin on when I wasn't well in the past. But boiling them THEN removing it? What a mess! It would just disintegrate in your hands.

 

[Pbr123]

Can we just say she started this over 2 hours ago. Charlie boy must be starving !!!!!

 

[Pinkpen 84]

There’s something weird here....I can’t put my finger on it.

Chaz is doing Dynamo trick with his feet here

 

[StrawberrySeed]

Chaz is doing Dynamo trick with his feet here

That is hilarious! Well spotted! Proper giggling here!

It's because the skins are really healthy, I used to make mash with the skin on when I wasn't well in the past. But boiling them THEN removing it? What a mess! It would just disintegrate in your hands.

Yes, all the vitamins are just under the skin, aren’t they? I do love a crispy jacket spud skin, it’s the best bit!

Did your mash end up grey like the Pwicey’s?

 

[Chi4]

Is she frying the potatoes in vinegar?!?

I think so . I have never heard of that before adding vinegar and salt to oil. Maybe sautéing in butter. But not ten inches of oil

 

[conrea37]

Okay people, time for a little fun, well maybe.

I've downloaded this faceapp thingie that facetunes yer boat race.

I tried it on myself, I should warn you I am not exactly the best looking bloke and I am not good at selfies.

Spoiler: This is me straight up

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Spoiler: This is me face tuned

View attachment 427738

Spoiler: This is me and me as a woman.

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That was using just the standard version!!

This will help explain how easy it is to change your entire face with an app downloaded from Google Play.

Just tried this on a photo I took with a swollen face from an infection and sheesh

 

[Chi4]

I recall Katie Price boiling some spuds with the skins on and then mashed the buggers! The result was grey looking mash.

Is this an Essex thing???

The only time we boil spuds in their skins is if they are baby new potatoes or Jersey Royals.

What was the meat? What in hell’s teeth is she making?!


WTF???

Def not an Essex thing

 

[Pinkpen 84]

She is using faceapp. Instantly gives you a "Hollywood" face with one click of a button.

I just used it on a photo of a meth addict and this was the result.

Amazing

 

[Chi4]

Is this meal finished yet , I want to see what it is ?