Lauren Goodger #13 Stuck to her sheets & can't see her feet, beggy pizza is all she eats.

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I’ve found the Valentine’s card Oddbod has bought Big Loz! Perfect timing too as she’s taken to dressing like a walking turd 💩 He’ll probs film it for OF as well - win-win.

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The bump looks off in this picture as well - the bullybutton is off to the side? Also if this was taken before Christmas and that scan she showed was 3 December, she would have been between 12-15 weeks here?
She’s 77 weeks on Thursday, so baby frogmella will be a ScorpLibSag birth sign

Bet they stink these weird flares she wears. Bet she doesn’t wash them every time 🤢
And she chooses such beautiful vibrant colours

There’s something weird here....I can’t put my finger on it.
He looks like he’s begging for spare change 🤣
 
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Is that picture supposed to be today? It’s bloody freezing, where’s her coat? 😂
 
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She’s 77 weeks on Thursday, so baby frogmella will be a ScorpLibSag birth sign


And she chooses such beautiful vibrant colours


He looks like he’s begging for spare change 🤣
Tittled me that has! Ey that meth head looks like me on a Sunday and I mean the before pic 😱🤷🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

Thanks @Fifthavenue for that. So if she’s the only one that does it, do the likes of Katie price send pics in themselves, as a lot of slebs have photoshopped pics in the papers, Y doesn’t Lauren do this? I find it all fascinating 🧐
 
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she could’ve done something productive/informative and vlogged her pregnancy journey etc.for her genuine 17 fans to enjoy but she’s shot herself in the foot. By drastically modifying all her images and being embarrassed and ashamed of even her finger is hilarious, I used to feel sorry for her but not after seeing her recent carpark catwalk. That outfit looks like she’s just landed a parachute jump!
 
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I can't believe the paps mess around toing and froing their shots so they can be meddled with at her whim. It's like some black mirror tit! Fifteen, what would happen if you told her it's the real photos or no photos? Surely she wouldn't be like 'ok then I won't be in the public eye anymore '- she wants her photos taken after all. Yang gews and bwois should see the real life pics, not the fantasy made up versions.
 
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For someone who’s allergic to the gym, she seems to love wearing the ol’ trainers
 
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For someone who’s allergic to the gym, she seems to love wearing the ol’ trainers
and they never bloody match anything! I wonder if she wears her trousers too short cos she wants to show off her tiny feet? With all the flesh coloured and brown outfits she wears, why not get a pair in a nude tone so they match the outfit? God I need to get a life 😂
 
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Those bleeping flared nylon pants! Why are they always too bleeping short???? Bet that gusset pulled right up into her snatch must reeeeek!

Those bleeping battered black pumps! What does she always wear them? They are bleeping minging! Bet they stink as well!

She looks like a bleeping clown in tit brown nylon.

Sorry for all the bleeping swearing but she is boiling my bleeping blood.

Now we know all the tricks she is up to with ‘pap’ photos, backgrid, and the fake lead up in her ‘stories’, she is even more vacuous and pathetic then I ever thought possible. It really does beggar belief.

She should not be allowed to get away with such fakery. It is all a pack of lies. Every single thing she posts, all made up and photoshopped. I don’t think I could loathe anyone more than her. She takes us all for fools.

She needs to be exposed for all her lies. bleeping tit she is!
 
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Look at her huge club hand! The girl is an absolute numpty, why anyone paps her is beyond me, she’s such a head🤣
I too notice that her hands are really fat in all of her photos - maybe Moleman needs to learn how to shop those bleeping shovels down to normal proportions, they are a real giveaway!
 
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She's boiling potatoes - is this the first vegetable she's consumed in years??
 
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