Lauren Goodger #13 Stuck to her sheets & can't see her feet, beggy pizza is all she eats.

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

and they never bloody match anything! I wonder if she wears her trousers too short cos she wants to show off her tiny feet? With all the flesh coloured and brown outfits she wears, why not get a pair in a nude tone so they match the outfit? God I need to get a life

She’s obsessed with them trotters, accusing paps of making them look like big old clown feet

 

[lalalanded]

Chaz bigging up the muck he was served!

 

[265]

Sorry but I had to do this, I just did my own Lauren facetune with the same app, I youthed her.

Sorry, just had to get that out of my system.

 

[Freeka]

How on earth can you think peeling potatoes AFTER you cook them is ok? How has she made it to age 34?!

(I do have to confess, I use a knife over a peeler, not sure why, just the way my mum and Grandma did it).

Gotta say that it depends what you are cooking. If I am making sauté or want par boiled for a hash I do boil in skins before peeling. But I am ex chef who knows what I'm doing unlike Loz. Maybe she has got one of those Hello fresh boxes?

 

[Katie8ee]

Thank you! Those rocket lollies look amazing, I will report back!

Co op have the best ones then Tesco then marks in the rocket lolly sweepstakes just make sure you get the normal ones as they do a sour option as well which are a bit much!

 

[Blue1989]

Who wore it better

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How are her trousers always swinging around the ankles? She is 5 ft nothing ffs
I'm 5 ft 9 and I do sometimes struggle to find trousers long enough, but I never go out in ankle swingers.

 

[StrawberrySeed]

I actually itched ....

She must have that Balance Activ stuff for BV on Amazon Subscribe and Save...on weekly repeat order

 

[Katie8ee]

Sorry but I had to do this, I just did my own Lauren facetune with the same app, I youthed her.

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I'm going to do one of her as well!!!!! This app is amazing I just made my best friend look like a twenty something Influencer on the beach (you can choose background) rather than a 42 year old lying in bed in her Jim jams lol

 

[Notredamn]

Chaz is doing Dynamo trick with his feet here

Omg why has this pic got me howling poor sod's trying to levitate the duck away from her

 

[Clickbait]

Chaz bigging up the muck he was served!

I read this as ‘Chaz bringing up the muck he was served’

 

[265]

I'm going to do one of her as well!!!!! This app is amazing I just made my best friend look like a twenty something Influencer on the beach (you can choose background) rather than a 42 year old lying in bed in her Jim jams lol

It's fun isn't it, goes to show how fake people can be, at least with me I am being honest about myself.

 

[lalalanded]

I read this as ‘Chaz bringing up the muck he was served’

There is still plenty of time!

 

[StrawberrySeed]

Co op have the best ones then Tesco then marks in the rocket lolly sweepstakes just make sure you get the normal ones as they do a sour option as well which are a bit much!

Ooh, now I love sour things. That’s why I asked if they did a lemon Twister. I shall be requesting the sour option!

 

[Blakelycakey]

God seriously!

 

[NinaStar90]

Lauren Goodger- Who is Daddy? Oddbod or Mole? Or is she their surrogate, to stay off the dole?

 

[StrawberrySeed]

Omg why has this pic got me howling poor sod's trying to levitate the duck away from her

I am proper giggling at it as well, especially now I know someone else is howling at it too!

There is still plenty of time!

Can someone please share a photo of this muck she has slopped up? I am dying to see it!

 

[Katie8ee]

I call her Leyonce

 

[StrawberrySeed]

I read this as ‘Chaz bringing up the muck he was served’

Bloody Nora! I am red faced with laughter here!!!! Giving myself tummy ache with all this concealed chortling!

I call her Leyonce

Amazing! Just shows you, doesn’t it? BTW, her fecking faux pointy chin! Fake as feckery!

 

[NinaStar90]

How are her trousers always swinging around the ankles? She is 5 ft nothing ffs
I'm 5 ft 9 and I do sometimes struggle to find trousers long enough, but I never go out in ankle swingers.

She's a tall 5'6, it's because her huge arse takes up so much material.

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

Woah woah firstly let's stop the piss taking..... Lozza is bleeping cooking! She has vegetables!!! She has actually prepped some veg. I mean it may taste rubbish and someone might die but she is cooking!

Sorry, I don't know what came over me I started being nice to Lozza. I must be hormonal

No idea what that pool of stuff is that the chicken is sat in, fried vinegar potatoes, coleslaw and brocolli she must have grabbed any old shite from Sainsbury’s yesterday and legged it before someone spotted that giant face of hers!