Are you forgetting the sweet corn?
Lauren Goodger #13 Stuck to her sheets & can't see her feet, beggy pizza is all she eats.
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No if it's a photoshoot for a paper they can be retouched slightly. Katie doesn't send in pics herselfTittled me that has! Ey that meth head looks like me on a Sunday and I mean the before pic
Thanks @Fifthavenue for that. So if she’s the only one that does it, do the likes of Katie price send pics in themselves, as a lot of slebs have photoshopped pics in the papers, Y doesn’t Lauren do this? I find it all fascinating
Unfortunately no. Whoever takes them knows the score and is split into the percentage deal (gets the lowest which doesn't make sense) but you're making money atleast and no one can moan about that right now as it's so tough out there. We will work with lots of managers and celebs to earn our living, doesn't mean we like them.
If one photographer said no there will be one who said yes. Money is money even though it's so frustrating.
Who the duck peels potatos AFTER they have been boiled?! 
Thank u again.
So can u confirm these pics and the matching outfit, but beige, were taken the same day and there are no doubt more to come of that same day? Also is the reason the bump looks smaller in today’s pics because of their tit photo adapting skills?
Maybe she’s taken the hint that she needs to stop being so lazy and get out of bed
Okay people, time for a little fun, well maybe.
I've downloaded this faceapp thingie that facetunes yer boat race.
I tried it on myself, I should warn you I am not exactly the best looking bloke and I am not good at selfies.
That was using just the standard version!!
This will help explain how easy it is to change your entire face with an app downloaded from Google Play.
I've downloaded this faceapp thingie that facetunes yer boat race.
I tried it on myself, I should warn you I am not exactly the best looking bloke and I am not good at selfies.
That was using just the standard version!!
This will help explain how easy it is to change your entire face with an app downloaded from Google Play.
I can't even cope with it, why does all the food she makes look vulgar. Her knife is manky and it's all just horrid. Plus this whole what am I cooking bullshit, no one cares at all.
Also once again Charlie did an ask me anything and once again has answered duck all.
Also once again Charlie did an ask me anything and once again has answered duck all.
I havent even looked at the photos and I am SO EXCITED
This is insane! No wonder she looks like she has a CGI face ! Absolutely about to go download it! Check you out as a wee stunning woman
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I've found a lovely ring Chaz can give Lauren..it's a corn on the cob ring ..I've even put it in the box for him 
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Peeling potatoes with a knife not a peeler. After you’ve booked them?!?!
What a lazy cow. Can’t be assed to peel a potato so shoves it in and thinks f!!k it will peel the skin off after 
. Seriously what is she going to be like with a real life baby 
. Seriously what is she going to be like with a real life baby 
What the fuckery is this ?
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Very bad spuds, flowery, eww.
Pretty sure these were taken on the same day. Yes lots of photoshopping round the bump you can see. I don't think they're doing that intentionally I think they were just trying to make her thinner but just tit at editing clearly. All the comments are laughing at her, the agent and Backgrid. Just embarsssing now.
But it proves a point, I can change my entire face.Hahaha, check you out with your red lipstick on poppet
God my 13 year old can cook better than her and laurens having a baby 
the poor baby will be weaned on tins of sweetcorn and dominos
the poor baby will be weaned on tins of sweetcorn and dominosLooks like broccoli and carrots to meAn absolute abomination I expect
What on earth is she making I think the spuds are overdone
Now frying them in oil and vinegar oh and Himalayan salt !
I think the spuds are overdoneNow frying them in oil and vinegar
oh and Himalayan salt !
Woah woah firstly let's stop the piss taking..... Lozza is bleeping cooking! She has vegetables!!! She has actually prepped some veg. I mean it may taste rubbish and someone might die but she is cooking!
Sorry, I don't know what came over me I started being nice to Lozza. I must be hormonal
Sorry, I don't know what came over me I started being nice to Lozza. I must be hormonal
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