Maybe all those videos she posted last night of her looking “glamorous” was because she knew she got papped for real yesterday and there would be no backgrid editing.
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Weird lump on her chin, probably migrated filler from where she tried to create a jaw under all the fat!
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I hope you had fun on your Zoom drinks! The eyebrows right now are awful. I mean I'm quite an outdoorsy tomboy so not info the "FaShUn" but is this what the people out in the real world all have done ?Morning Tattlers! Missed you lot last night! Anyhoo thanks for keeping me abreastof the situation. Just checked her stories. 2 things:
1. "Had her hair & make up done for a shoot" Her brows are too ridiculous, no pro make up artist worth their salt would have done those. In fact she always does her brows sperm shaped & too close together so I think she's had a backgrid "shoot" in the car park
2. "Need somefink healffy to order in, give me ideas"
She's changed her tune!!!!! Last week she was smashing in 2 pies (#gifted) with wild abandon, now suddenly we know she's got a corn in the oven she's asked 2 days in a row for healthy takeaways (#gifted)
I can't even. Someone make her stop. Please? She's giving me a headache
Surely they should call themselves Unleashed "Talent" as I don't think that band of degenerates has a talent between them? I might report them to trading standards actually
The food thing was an absolute beg as usual. For some reason I don't think Charlie is there as he hasn't been in her stories for quite a few days and even when they eat home made it is him who makes it.
Hahah he will have to stage a tattle interventionSo much to catch up on. My hubby barred me from my phone. Said I spend too much time on this site now
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She’s on the DM again
Nothing much happened yesterday I wasn't really here either as house work/charity/Harry Potter got in the way and then it all got a bit "Mark Wright bashy" which I can't be arsed with.
I'm here for Big Loz, Oddbod and the Baybeh
She is just a bleeping liar!
Here’s another couple of pics of the real Lauren to remind ourselves...
Here’s another couple of pics of the real Lauren to remind ourselves...
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Mines asked what I’m looking atI actually jump and hide my phone screen when my OH arrives on the scène. He’s probably thinking I’m having an affair instead of strung out on a gossip site
probably thinks I’m On a dating site 
Lauren Goodger arrives at studio in Hackney after revealing pregnancy
The former TOWIE star, 34, cut a casual figure as she arrived at a studio in Hackney alongside her agent on Saturday.
Just incase it hasn't been pointed out that is the fella who does the real pics so she hasn't set these up! GLORIOUS.
Your poor men/ladies fretting your on the tinder when in reality your just massive massive nosey gossips
She’s not breathing out to push it out, cause it’s quite hard to do for long periods of time and while making sure you cover your head and don’t fall.Where is the 7 month sized bump now??
Why is she covering it??
Why is she not socially distancing and wearing a mask while pregnant???
Something DEFINITELY amiss!
Ps oh that face
As for the mask and socially distancing covid don’t exist in Lauren’s world does it?
I did! I may have overdid it though, everyone's sharing snow pics and I had to look at it from our ring camera as I couldn't get upI hope you had fun on your Zoom drinks! The eyebrows right now are awful. I mean I'm quite an outdoorsy tomboy so not info the "FaShUn" but is this what the people out in the read world all have done ?
The food thing was an absolute beg as usual. For some reason I don't think Charlie is there as he hasn't been in her stories for quite a few days and even when they eat home made it is him who makes it.
Hahah he will have to stage a tattle intervention
Nothing much happened yesterday I wasn't really hear either as house work/charity/Harry Potter got in the way and then it all got a bit "Mark Wright bashy" which I can't be arsed with.
I'm here for Big Loz, Oddbod and the Baybeh
Also should I be concerned that my husband hasn't even noticed the amount of time I'm on here?!
It’s terrible isn’t it. I go to bed early so I can have uninterrupted time on Tattle and keep encouraging him to do things by himself I.e take the kids out on the daily walk cos I need some time to myselfMines asked what I’m looking at
I’m going to hell 
Aah Unique Pictures. That's the pap that edits her to make her look fat! Don't forget, she looks more like her Insta than the pap shotsSo much to catch up on. My hubby barred me from my phone. Said I spend too much time on this site now
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And where is the bump? First time for days she's not flaunting it. Will it be strapped on once she's inside? And why is a pregnant woman not taking Covid precautions? No mask and she's way too close to Craigy boy. I think her pants are well and truly on fire.I remember once she even accused unique pictures of editing her feet to look bigger! She is a nutcaseAah Unique Pictures. That's the pap that edits her to make her look fat! Don't forget, she looks more like her Insta than the pap shots
I’ve done that last week too. !!!It’s terrible isn’t it. I go to bed early so I can have uninterrupted time on Tattle and keep encouraging him to do things by himself I.e take the kids out on the daily walk cos I need some time to myself
Her arse is pregnant.Lauren Goodger arrives at studio in Hackney after revealing pregnancy
The former TOWIE star, 34, cut a casual figure as she arrived at a studio in Hackney alongside her agent on Saturday.www.dailymail.co.uk
She's hiding it, but why?
a) She forgot to put on her moonbump
b) She's making a tv show and is giving that daily, possibly hourly bump updates
c) She's flogging her pregnancy story to OK magazine and (see above)
d) She shoved a cushion up her top to make her bump look bigger, but it's a pain in the arse carrying a pillow round all day
e) She's faked a pregnancy because like most of us she's really overeaten with lockdown and Christmas and someone asked if she was pregnant, so she said yes, instead of admitting she's just fat
f) She's wearing her moonbump on her arse
g) Some other mad reason that makes sense to her, but literally no-one else
Or all of the above. God knows she doesn't do anything by half.
I think she is pregnant but that she is so thick she honestly believes she has a bump already, but it’s actually just because she is overweight. Talking about ‘hormones’ and how the bump will ‘settle’, she’s 14 weeks!
I agree. She is massively insecure and has had at least one miscarriage, so it's understandable she'd want to see a bump. It makes it real. But not showing it is weird. She's going to flog every second of her pregnancy. Poor baby.I think she is pregnant but that she is so thick she honestly believes she has a bump already, but it’s actually just because she is overweight. Talking about ‘hormones’ and how the bump will ‘settle’, she’s 14 weeks!
With triplets or a set of four or six kids on the way
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