Lauren Goodger #11 Big Loz has got Baby Brian but that 12 week scan? She's bloody lying!

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xyzcba

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Morning Tattlers! Missed you lot last night! Anyhoo thanks for keeping me abreast šŸ¤­ of the situation. Just checked her stories. 2 things:

1. "Had her hair & make up done for a shoot" Her brows are too ridiculous, no pro make up artist worth their salt would have done those. In fact she always does her brows sperm shaped & too close together so I think she's had a backgrid "shoot" in the car park

2. "Need somefink healffy to order in, give me ideas"
She's changed her tune!!!!! Last week she was smashing in 2 pies (#gifted) with wild abandon, now suddenly we know she's got a corn in the oven she's asked 2 days in a row for healthy takeaways (#gifted)

I can't even. Someone make her stop. Please? She's giving me a headache

lamaitresse said:
@unleashedtalent, even the name is cringey. She has no talent. Here's their current Client List (yes, I looked!)
Oops, corrected my typo. Typing it as shits must be a muscle memory thing. o_O
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Surely they should call themselves Unleashed "Talent" as I don't think that band of degenerates has a talent between them? I might report them to trading standards actually
 
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AimlessShameless

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Blowup80 said:
If this fool is pregnant, which I still have my doubts, she needs to get out of that bed and go for a walk to the supermarket and get some fresh food and eat it. Everyday. The size of her now and in a few months because she just lies around on the beg for tit is dangerous to her health as well as baby corn. duck filters and backgrid! You can leave the house without them AND buy a cookbook without begging for it!!
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I think half her problem is that she is just too lazy to spend more than 5 mins making a meal. Hate to think what she will be like when the baybeh comes.

To be fair I'm no great cook but I can follow a recipe.
 
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Emmie81

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Did Mark and Lauren actually even go out before the show ? Or did they occasionally have a fumble in an Escort XR3I and a kiss during a house party game of spin the bottle and this to her was an idea of a long term relationship

Is this any pictures of this ? Surely if they were, theyā€™d be loads of pics

We all have those friends that have been married 15 years and started as 13/14 year olds and see the decoration of love in Instagram and FB pics of the hubbies with curtain hair at 14 and the girl pre GHD invention days... where are the timeline pics of their relationship ?

I donā€™t buy it
 
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MunHun

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Emmie81 said:
Did Mark and Lauren actually even go out before the show ? Or did they occasionally have a fumble in an Escort XR3I and a kiss during a house part game of spin the bottle and this to her was an idea of a relationship

Is this any pictures of this ? Surely if they were, theyā€™d be pics

We have those friends that have been married 15 years and started as 13/14 years and see the decoration of love in Instagram and FB pics of the hubbies with curtain hair at 14 and the girl pre GHD invention days... where are the timeline pics of their relationship ?

I donā€™t buy it
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They met in school and were together on and off from the age of 15. Iā€™ve read her book donā€™t annihilate me it was cheap on IBooks šŸ¤£ He seems to have been sowing his wild oats whilst keeping her on the back burner for a lot of the relationship. He used to go out but she wasnā€™t allowed go with him. She said he would never buy her anything unless it was her birthday or Christmas. He wanted her to have the abortion when she fell pregnant. She claims that he would upset her intentionally on camera for the reactions/scenes when they would have discussed beforehand that he wouldnā€™t disrespect her e.t.c If I remember right thatā€™s what she says ^ He would ring her after filming saying he wasnā€™t really with Sam/Lucy it was all for the cameras to earn them money and set them up for their future e.t.c She just comes across as very very naive and a bit simple.
 
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Crumpet41

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gashers said:
Iā€™ve never really watched Towie in any depth apart from a few of the famous clips but surely most of it was like all reality shows of this kind and was quite scripted and the people in the show were given roles to play. The reason Iā€™m saying this is there was a show called I think real scousewives years ago and I read an article where one of the main characters said that her on off relationship which was prominent to the storyline was with a guy she didnā€™t even know till they started filming.
Iā€™m not saying Lauren and Mark didnā€™t even know each other Iā€™m sure they did have some kind of relationship but it seems like Marks job was in the show was to be the bad guy and she played the victim.
Just my opinion maybe Iā€™m totally wrong who knows.
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Omg I used to watch this show as well. I donā€™t think it ever really took off. I didnt mind the show but I think it was a big ask to go up against TOWIE due to its huge popularity at the time.
 
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xyzcba

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coffeewithasideoftea said:
oh gosh, so this thread made me want to youtube some old towie clips of lauren and mark. He was bloody horrid to her!!! In maybe 8 out of 10 clips, she was being really reasonable in most of them.she used to be so pretty too! Theres some clips of her on loose women around the time mark and michelle got married and she was so gorgeous!
THEN......theres....THIS:

shes gone far too far. Theres something so odd about her face. Her eyes are kind of pulled up on the outsides and theres far too much filler in her cheeks. She looks so so bad now. I just find it all so sad to be honest.
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I wonder how old this clip is, she's chatting tit that she doesn't know much about photoshop and that it's all fake so she likes to do videos so that people she the real her. I don't actually think my eyes can roll any further in to the back of my head.

She sounds like she's sucking a sweet the whole time, is that her teeth don't fit or her enormous pillow lips? So much botox her forehead doesn't move, she's so expressionless that you just watch her mouth, it's all so odd. I know someone that is obsessed with lash extensions, really long & curly, she's naturally quite pretty but you don't even see that as all you can look at are her daisy cow lashes. Why do people piss about with their faces so much?! Don't get me wrong I love doing full glam make up but making their natural selves look worse seems like a stupid idea to me?!
 
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Sunnydaze101

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So much to catch up on. My hubby barred me from my phone. Said I spend too much time on this site now šŸ˜±šŸ˜‚šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ™ˆ





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Sheā€™s on the DM again
 
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MunHun

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Sunnydaze101 said:
So much to catch up on. My hubby barred me from my phone. Said I spend too much time on this site now šŸ˜±šŸ˜‚šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ™ˆ





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Sheā€™s on the DM again
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I actually jump and hide my phone screen when my OH arrives on the scĆØne. Heā€™s probably thinking Iā€™m having an affair instead of strung out on a gossip site šŸ¤£
 
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Genuinely, here I think she was prettier than Michelle. Not that itā€™s all about looks but you know what I mean. Mark was horrible to her and the wrights were awful too, that awful witch carol and creepy Jess. I really wish sheā€™d made something more of herself because she was actually a nice girl and very pretty at the time. Itā€™s sad to see the caricature and laughing stock sheā€™s made herself.
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she actually seems quite likeable in this interview. Just a ā€˜normalā€™ girl who has lost some weight. Think it all went wrong after this...
 
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Sunnydaze101

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Debsy37 said:
And there you have it. The truth of how she really looks. She will be fuming
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Yep. Even from the side you can see her pig puffy Neanderthal looking face

Katie8ee said:
Hope everyone had a good Saturday! I did house things for five hours then fell down a 300 page Harry Potter reading rabbit hole.

The photos off her stories posted here tonight just look ridiculous. Everyone who said this will change her and be the making of her well I refer them to that oh and also that I just checked and while she is begging for food on Insta she is currently active and available on Only Fans.

Yup it's sure the making of her, the only thing that's changed in the last week is she has managed to make some extra cash out of all the mugs who buy into this.
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Good for you. I did a big clean too yesterday. Till midnight was cleaning the fridge out which took two hours. The nƩw sat nite norms.....
 
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WallacesDog

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That entire article in the DM today is odd... is it the DM playing their old game of knowing info they can't print so posting pointless articles hoping the general public pick up on hints?
Why is she hiding her "bump"?
Of the 17 photos on the article look at no. 14...
Where's the bump she was cradling in her shoot last week?

wrongturn said:
Where is the 7 month sized bump now??
Why is she covering it??
Why is she not socially distancing and wearing a mask while pregnant???

Something DEFINITELY amiss!

Ps oh that face šŸ˜¬
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Just saw your post!
Thought the exact same thing!
 

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