Lauren Goodger #11 Big Loz has got Baby Brian but that 12 week scan? She's bloody lying!

[Katewinsletsknee]

Any news ? Has she had it yet ?

 

[Pom Bear]

Time to catch up xx.

Lauren has her very own brand of tuna x

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

That Craig gives me the shudders

Me too. He looks like a newborn mole

 

[Traveler001]

Girls name marren - half mark half Lauren.

“Strong independent women” her “fans” are as thick as she is

Shes not a strong independent woman, she's just a yungel!

 

[Emmie81]

She’s having a boy right ?

If only she was married to Kayne, they could call him John and set up sponsorship for life

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Would anyone in this thread actually watch the show? I don’t think I could handle a full episode of her . I’d want to lob the telly through the window.

I’m ashamed to say I’d probably watch it and totally troll myself. I have a grim fascination with these bottom feeders and their bizarre lifestyles

 

[Allflightscancelled]

The nappy changing is but I meant being a parent isn’t easy. I don’t think she’ll cope at all.

Parenting a new baby is the hardest thing I’ve ever done. It hit so bad I told my husband I needed a couple of days to myself and he told me to have a weekend away. I didn’t go because I knew that if I went at that point I would never come back.

I don’t think she’ll cope. She isnt strong and she doesn’t seem to have the support.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Someone in the DM comments has said ‘when you order your bum from Wish’

 

[mb1202]

Here’s a thought: how long before we have to endure daily bare bump pics?

Not to be mean but I’m finding it so funny that she’s trying to make out that her bump is just because of the pregnancy and ‘hormones’ like wtf why does she have special hormones that make her the only woman ever to have a noticeable bump (that looks about 5-7months) at 12/14 weeks or whatever she’s saying she is. She is overweight and has been eating for about 20 people recently, that’s why she has a bump. In the magazine shoot video, When she’s sitting on his lap, the ‘bump’ folds into 3 fat rolls. I’m not shaming her for being fat or eating lots, live and let live, but why is she lying/pretending it’s just a baby bump

 

[Pom Bear]

Pom I love you look at him longing for Ennis

Loooool xx.
He certainly is...got that longing look

One day in the near future he reinvent himself and end up writing a book on his life ....

 

[Blowup80]

The crap she is spouting is shocking. For bloody years and years women have had babies, professionals have delivered babies and this idiot has now changed all that history by having a "huge bump was cos my hormones a strong" Or "the bump is big but will settle" No you fanny it won't. You are fat, it is fat. It's photoshopped to look like a bump. If you were thin you would have a neat little bump that will grow. No offence to larger ladies by the way!

 

[Cloudfromspace]

Look how beautiful she is in real life. That photographer from unique has it in for her, he edited and sold those pics to the daily mail to get clicks. We all know this is the reality though

Ps Lauren feel free to use this as your profile picture love, your just a yungel, ignore the haterz

 

[NinaStar90]

Maybe she could try by going to nursery with her child to learn the basics of the English language.

 

[Pom Bear]

I add this for now and my second one in abit x
I made this abit bigger so the writing isn't too pixelated x

Back later

 

[Blowup80]

What is going on? It's more confusing than trying to get a question right on University Challenge! She has NO bump in that picture, she can't keep up with her own lies! Also that manager looks like he tugs himself off whilst eating cold beans out the tin (I'm thinking League of Gentlemen creepy). She doesn't half pick the creepy ones doesn't she! Maybe he filmed the spunk in the sink video? God I must be delirious off this cold I'm starting to think too much!!

 

[Mums84]

Its so strange as she is such a money grabber so it makes sense that is she really early and getting every penny out of this but is now saying she waited until a lot later to announce. She has only just shown some scan pics (one looks to be an early scan and then the bigger one looks far more formed). She didn't show eitherduring the magazine reveal, she showed ones on Instagram that indicate she had scan pics to share with the magazine as per the dates but they didn't publish them. She is between 3.5 months and 18 weeks due between July and September if due on time. She has a huge bumb from the minute she found out she was pregnant due to the strength of her hormones (she has the strong ones). She went to the pound shop to get her pregacy tes with Charles while he was also somewhere else with work (has since worked an additional 2 days so back off please). She did the tes and rang him while he was outside the door as they had just been out together/was at work/ was downstairs sleeping. We will all have Lozza baby brians at this rate.

 

[mb1202]

She’s so ridiculous

I wonder what she’s going on about with that don’t let anyone steal your sparkle comment.

It probably refers to ‘hate’ she’s getting about the pregnancy. I don’t think anyone’s trying to ‘steal’ your ‘sparkle’ Lauren it’s just that you have got pregnant by a 23 year old gay pornstar after being together for 4 minutes, and since Monday have already exploited the pregnancy heavily, as predicted.

 

[Pom Bear]

So much to catch up on. My hubby barred me from my phone. Said I spend too much time on this site now





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She’s on the DM again

I remember a while back when I first came on this thread that someone said her arse is like a ledge which made me laugh

So I've made an arse ledge so she can rest her sweetcorn on and still have her hands free for other things xx.

 

[Blue1989]

That is clearly what was left off someone's Christmas dinner, frozen, defrosted and chucked on a plate.

The person who made it clearly gave up when it came to the carrots. Roast a bird no problem, peel par boil and roast potatoes no problem. Peel a carrot...fuck off

 

[Crumpet41]

The one scene that stands out for me on TOWIE is when the cast were in ( I assume) the sugarhut. Mark and Arg were stood at the bar and then Lauren and chums were sat at a table all talking about Mark. Then next thing you know Mark talks to some girl so Lauren stands up with her back to him and does a cringe sexy dance. It’s probably been about 10 years that happened but I still die inside when I recall the clip .
She clearly wanted to make him feel like he was “missing out”while she was making her sexy moves yet it was an epic fail